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Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Aug 11, 2016 11:12 am ]
Post subject:  Attention Librarians

Why should I check out your books anymore when I can just get everything off the internet?





(sorry, I had to make one of these threads in my C/S/FMB lifetime)

Author:  BeerFan [ Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

sinicalypse wrote:
Why should I check out your books anymore when I can just get everything off the internet?





(sorry, I had to make one of these threads in my C/S/FMB lifetime)

Because it's free at the library?

OTOH, i use both as I Love books.
Especially overdrive. Can fill up my Kindle anywhere in the world.

http://wplc.lib.overdrive.com/9C6E81F4- ... =Relevancy

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Aug 11, 2016 1:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

Do you like the breast stroke?

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Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Aug 11, 2016 2:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

denisdman wrote:
Do you like the breast stroke?


a "wise" man once told me "now sini breasts are all fine and good and of course they're fun, but at the end of the night you really need something you can grab on to and that's the ass"

that said, i'd still say that i classify myself as a tits guy. i'm pretty sure the aforementioned "wise man" ended up getting in a wee bit of trouble for "hooking up" with his new ~15-16 year old "stepsister" down there in the wacky and wonderful world of florida (where it has been confirmed that some people do indeed call really good weed "Crippy" FFS =)

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Aug 11, 2016 2:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

My breast comment was related to the dinner party in Major League. But I digress.

I am in full agreement with you about the value of the top half over the bottom half of the female species.

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

sinicalypse wrote:
Why should I check out your books anymore when I can just get everything off the internet?


because people don't read well off screens

Author:  sinicalypse [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

formerlyknownas wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Why should I check out your books anymore when I can just get everything off the internet?


because people don't read well off screens


hmmm, i think you might be on to something here. in order to get the credit that i've always deserved for my works, i should go back into my posting history here and dig up some of the lengthier posts i've made over the years and print them out at a kinko's where i can quickly mod them up into a little spirally-binded "book" for around $5 or so. then i'll go to union station and find something to stand on and when i'm literally+figuratively towering above "the great unwashed" i'll start reading my posts aloud to the throngs of everyday people passing by. unorthadox presentation? sure, but hey i think the power of my word/s will carry the day here.

i'll also make sure to get some sort of a big ol cardboard sign attached to a long stick saying THE END IS NEAR! REPENT NOW SINNERS!! to wave around in order to add that requisite touch of "regal atmosphere" that i assume often accompanies readings of my posts.

i don't need kenny bania to tell me that this idea is GOLD, jerry!

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Aug 12, 2016 11:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

sinicalypse wrote:
formerlyknownas wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
Why should I check out your books anymore when I can just get everything off the internet?


because people don't read well off screens


hmmm, i think you might be on to something here. in order to get the credit that i've always deserved for my works, i should go back into my posting history here and dig up some of the lengthier posts i've made over the years and print them out at a kinko's where i can quickly mod them up into a little spirally-binded "book" for around $5 or so. then i'll go to union station and find something to stand on and when i'm literally+figuratively towering above "the great unwashed" i'll start reading my posts aloud to the throngs of everyday people passing by. unorthadox presentation? sure, but hey i think the power of my word/s will carry the day here.

i'll also make sure to get some sort of a big ol cardboard sign attached to a long stick saying THE END IS NEAR! REPENT NOW SINNERS!! to wave around in order to add that requisite touch of "regal atmosphere" that i assume often accompanies readings of my posts.

i don't need kenny bania to tell me that this idea is GOLD, jerry!

hey--I'd buy that for a dollar (or five)

Author:  Brick [ Sat Aug 13, 2016 6:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

Reading is for idiots.

Author:  RFDC [ Sat Aug 13, 2016 9:23 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Reading is for idiots.

so what book are you reading now?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Attention Librarians

I like to go there are read the newspapers attahced to those long sticks.

Oooh, tryin to save a quarter!

Author:  Chus [ Sat Aug 13, 2016 12:40 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I like to go there are read the newspapers attahced to those long sticks.

Oooh, tryin to save a quarter!


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