I don't get it. I mean... we're excited for Chicago pizza and Chicago beefs and Chicago hot dogs... why fucking leave chicago? I guess it's sexy to have pea gravel lawns and cactus instead of a nice maple tree but it's still 110 fucking degrees in that shit hole and there's nothing but old weirdos looking for dry arthritis relief and all the women seem to look like Tommy Lasorda. Maybe it's fun for a few months in February and March but otherwise... what is there to do out there? Play poker for Ben gay coupons?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

LOUS is there now.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Wake me when they get a Barnibyis.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The ARIZONA CONNECTION

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

GULP GOBBLE PUFF

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Is that some kind of gay sex thing or something?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

MANY great Chicago restrants in Arizona! Play golf everyday all year. HOT, yes, some of us can afford air conditioning!!! Keep working those weekends,,, maybe one day you can retire in Paradise TOO??

I've heard its nice for bicycling the three days of the year when the temperature isn't over 100 degrees.

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DESERTS JUST FINE

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since the other BigFan thread disappeared off the latest posts pages, time for another.

Illinois is a shithole. We all know it. AZ has mountains, the Grand Canyon and no fucking humidity. When it's 100 degrees and there's no humidity and you're in the shade, it ain't bad. If there is any wind and you are in the shade it's quite pleasant.
However, AZ peeps would prefer you only come out for spring training and then go back to The Big Shitty before that shit rubs off on them.
Thanks for listening.

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Obama's Legacy is Trump.
And dead cops.

"One guy lays the pipe, the other guy smokes it"--Clint Eastwood

Does Arizona still not obersve MLK Day? If so, bigfan probably loves that.

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Been there for business. Thought it was nice but going into my rental car in August after work was like stepping into Satan's waiting room.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

No matter how great it is now, it will be decidedly less great when they have to truck in water and you have to give yourself sponge baths with Dasani.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Zona caved early on to keep hosting Super Bowls.

https://youtu.be/zrFOb_f7ubw?list=RDzrFOb_f7ubw

I don't know who this Dasani chick is but will she sponge my under carriage?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

No one's ever gonna capture bigfan syntax better than this.

But yeah, Arizona is a hellscape. Retire to Florida!

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SWABS MY FOLDS JUST FINE

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I'd much rather retire to Arizona than Florida.

But why do either when you could retire to California.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

This. For some reason, people thought building big cities in the desert was a good idea.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Look how quickly that shitty Vegas idea flopped.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Do you think everything will be fine when they run out of drinking water?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yep, that's good.

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Big Brane is making a strong push for Mult of the Year.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

If I had to offer one critique, I don't think "TOO" would have been all capitals.

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The weather asshole

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Not if I have anything to say about it. The board won't exist by then.

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Have you tried restarting your computer?

He would routinely spell my name in ALL CAPS.

The grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors are random. It's perfect.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way