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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
I don't get it. I mean... we're excited for Chicago pizza and Chicago beefs and Chicago hot dogs... why fucking leave chicago? I guess it's sexy to have pea gravel lawns and cactus instead of a nice maple tree but it's still 110 fucking degrees in that shit hole and there's nothing but old weirdos looking for dry arthritis relief and all the women seem to look like Tommy Lasorda. Maybe it's fun for a few months in February and March but otherwise... what is there to do out there? Play poker for Ben gay coupons? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
LOUS is there now. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: LOUS is there now. Wake me when they get a Barnibyis. |
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| Author: | Baby McNown [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:49 pm ] |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:53 pm ] |
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The ARIZONA CONNECTION |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
GULP GOBBLE PUFF |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
leashyourkids wrote: GULP GOBBLE PUFF Is that some kind of gay sex thing or something? |
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| Author: | Big Brane [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
MANY great Chicago restrants in Arizona! Play golf everyday all year. HOT, yes, some of us can afford air conditioning!!! Keep working those weekends,,, maybe one day you can retire in Paradise TOO?? |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:00 pm ] |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
I've heard its nice for bicycling the three days of the year when the temperature isn't over 100 degrees. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
DESERTS JUST FINE |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
since the other BigFan thread disappeared off the latest posts pages, time for another. |
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| Author: | BeerFan [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
 Illinois is a shithole. We all know it. AZ has mountains, the Grand Canyon and no fucking humidity. When it's 100 degrees and there's no humidity and you're in the shade, it ain't bad. If there is any wind and you are in the shade it's quite pleasant. However, AZ peeps would prefer you only come out for spring training and then go back to The Big Shitty before that shit rubs off on them. Thanks for listening. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:43 pm ] |
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Does Arizona still not obersve MLK Day? If so, bigfan probably loves that. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:45 pm ] |
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Been there for business. Thought it was nice but going into my rental car in August after work was like stepping into Satan's waiting room. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
No matter how great it is now, it will be decidedly less great when they have to truck in water and you have to give yourself sponge baths with Dasani. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:46 pm ] |
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Zona caved early on to keep hosting Super Bowls. https://youtu.be/zrFOb_f7ubw?list=RDzrFOb_f7ubw |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:49 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: No matter how great it is now, it will be decidedly less great when they have to truck in water and you have to give yourself sponge baths with Dasani. I don't know who this Dasani chick is but will she sponge my under carriage? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 3:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
Big Brane wrote: MANY great Chicago restrants in Arizona! Play golf everyday all year. HOT, yes, some of us can afford air conditioning!!! Keep working those weekends,,, maybe one day you can retire in Paradise TOO?? No one's ever gonna capture bigfan syntax better than this. But yeah, Arizona is a hellscape. Retire to Florida! |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:08 pm ] |
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jimmypasta wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: No matter how great it is now, it will be decidedly less great when they have to truck in water and you have to give yourself sponge baths with Dasani. I don't know who this Dasani chick is but will she sponge my under carriage? SWABS MY FOLDS JUST FINE |
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| Author: | IMU [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:09 pm ] |
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I'd much rather retire to Arizona than Florida. But why do either when you could retire to California. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:14 pm ] |
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Boilermaker Rick wrote: No matter how great it is now, it will be decidedly less great when they have to truck in water and you have to give yourself sponge baths with Dasani. This. For some reason, people thought building big cities in the desert was a good idea. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:15 pm ] |
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Look how quickly that shitty Vegas idea flopped. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:19 pm ] |
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IMU wrote: Look how quickly that shitty Vegas idea flopped. Do you think everything will be fine when they run out of drinking water? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
Curious Hair wrote: Big Brane wrote: MANY great Chicago restrants in Arizona! Play golf everyday all year. HOT, yes, some of us can afford air conditioning!!! Keep working those weekends,,, maybe one day you can retire in Paradise TOO?? No one's ever gonna capture bigfan syntax better than this. But yeah, Arizona is a hellscape. Retire to Florida! Yep, that's good. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
Big Brane is making a strong push for Mult of the Year. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:29 pm ] |
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If I had to offer one critique, I don't think "TOO" would have been all capitals. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
Darkside wrote: I don't get it. I mean... we're excited for Chicago pizza and Chicago beefs and Chicago hot dogs... why fucking leave chicago? I guess it's sexy to have pea gravel lawns and cactus instead of a nice maple tree but it's still 110 fucking degrees in that shit hole and there's nothing but old weirdos looking for dry arthritis relief and all the women seem to look like Tommy Lasorda. Maybe it's fun for a few months in February and March but otherwise... what is there to do out there? Play poker for Ben gay coupons?  The weather asshole |
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| Author: | Terrible IT Guy [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:30 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: Big Brane is making a strong push for Mult of the Year. Not if I have anything to say about it. The board won't exist by then.
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Aug 16, 2016 4:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What the fuck is so great about arizona? |
leashyourkids wrote: If I had to offer one critique, I don't think "TOO" would have been all capitals. He would routinely spell my name in ALL CAPS. The grammar, spelling, and punctuation errors are random. It's perfect. |
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