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Ryan Lochte and the Fake Robbery
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Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:35 pm ]
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This is turning into a great story. Only Olympic story still worth following.
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:42 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
This is turning into a great story. Only Olympic story still worth following.

So, they pulled some of the other swimmers off the plane? And they're backtracking a little? Looks like Lochte got out in time.....
Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Aug 17, 2016 10:44 pm ]
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so what do you think it was? hooker? tranny/hooker? excuse to explain a decent sum of $$$ lost on gambling/drugs/hookers? did i mention the possibility of hookers here? seriously who doesn't wanna be able to tell the grandkids about dickgirls in rio if they end up being cool?
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Wed Aug 17, 2016 11:15 pm ]
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Stop drinking the IOC Kool-Aid. This is an epic cover-up to discredit Lochte. The Rio Olympics is cursed & will bring nothing but misery to everyone involved.
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 1:51 am ]
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He walked into a doorknob like Thom Brennaman.

We've all seen this, right? Ryan Lochte does local morning news in Philly, sounds like he has the IQ of a houseplant, and then the host makes a watersports (HEY HEY!) joke on the air.
Author:  Brick [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 6:15 am ]
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FavreFan wrote:
This is turning into a great story. Only Olympic story still worth following.

No way. Competitive swimming is about to get huge here just like soccer did after the world cup.
Author:  Brick [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:41 am ]
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I don't care if they were lying or not, taking their passports and ordering them not to leave the country when they didn't even report it to the police is wrong.

To me, this seems like a face saving maneuver by Brazilian police.

It would have been easy to just say "Nothing was reported and we have no evidence any crime took place" and then it would pretty much go away. Now other reports of athletes being robbed are coming out too.
Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:49 am ]
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Regan would've had troops on the ground already evacuating the Americans and killing the Brazilians for daring to detain an American!

Obama is a PUSSY!
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 7:56 am ]
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Gay bar altercation.

Reminds me of the Allenby story.
Author:  JORR [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:02 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I don't care if they were lying or not, taking their passports and ordering them not to leave the country when they didn't even report it to the police is wrong.

To me, this seems like a face saving maneuver by Brazilian police.

It would have been easy to just say "Nothing was reported and we have no evidence any crime took place" and then it would pretty much go away. Now other reports of athletes being robbed are coming out too.



I agree. The USOC should tell Brazil we're going to pull all our athletes out of the remainder of the games unless they drop this shit right away. I'm guessing NBC would get involved then. :lol:
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:06 am ]
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If it's proven to be a fabrication, the swimmers should accept some punishment (maybe a week in jail, though not a pound-me-in-the-ass jail) and Obama should make a statement that US citizens are not above the law.
Author:  JORR [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:08 am ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote:
If it's proven to be a fabrication, the swimmers should accept some punishment (maybe a week in jail, though not a pound-me-in-the-ass jail) and Obama should make a statement that US citizens are not above the law.


What did they do wrong? I don't think they reported it. Brazil picked up on it because of something Lochte's mom said and came looking for them. Do we really think he made up a story for his mom?
Author:  Jaw Breaker [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:11 am ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
If it's proven to be a fabrication, the swimmers should accept some punishment (maybe a week in jail, though not a pound-me-in-the-ass jail) and Obama should make a statement that US citizens are not above the law.


What did they do wrong? I don't think they reported it. Brazil picked up on it because of something Lochte's mom said and came looking for them. Do we really think he made up a story for his mom?


You are probably right...if they didn't officially report it, then I don't think it's a chargeable offense.
Author:  Brick [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:46 am ]
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Keep in mind the story is that a police badge was flashed. That is why he didn't go to police.

As I said before though, Brazil police should just have denied it. Taking passports and detaining people for telling a reporter they were robbed smacks of damage control.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:49 am ]
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I hope Phil McCraken goes to Rio and they take his passport.
Author:  badrogue17 [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 8:54 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I hope Phil McCraken goes to Rio and they take his passport.

C_Howitt_Fabricates
Author:  spmack [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:10 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I hope Phil McCraken goes to Rio and they take his passport.

C_Howitt_Fabricates

:lol:
Author:  Chilli Palmer [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:28 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I hope Phil McCraken goes to Rio and they take his passport.



This ^^^^
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:48 am ]
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Chilli Palmer wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
I hope Phil McCraken goes to Rio and they take his passport.



This ^^^^

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Author:  Brick [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 9:55 am ]
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Brazilians now claiming they broke a gas station door and fought a security guard. :lol:
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:03 am ]
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Brazilians now claiming they broke a gas station door and fought a security guard. :lol:

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Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:06 am ]
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Lochte is a Grade A pudwhack, and I hope he disappears into a Brazilian "pound me in the ass" prison.
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:09 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Lochte is a Grade A pudwhack, and I hope he disappears into a Brazilian "pound me in the ass" prison.

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Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:11 am ]
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:lol: :lol:
Author:  billypootons [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:35 am ]
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Something to keep in mind when trying to comprehend all of this.... Ryan Lochte is not a bright individual. He knows how to swim, and that's probably about all knows. He's probably less intelligent than derrick rose. it makes this weird story easier to comprehend when you understand lochte is not intelligent
Author:  Gloopan Kuratz [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:44 am ]
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There was probably loud butt fucking in the washroom. Whomever was odd man out (so to speak) was trying to break in. The poor security guard just was trying to see wtf the commotion was about.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 10:51 am ]
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billypootons wrote:
Something to keep in mind when trying to comprehend all of this.... Ryan Lochte is not a bright individual. He knows how to swim, and that's probably about all knows. He's probably less intelligent than derrick rose. it makes this weird story easier to comprehend when you understand lochte is not intelligent


Seth MacFarlane did a pretty funny impression of Ryan Lochte on SNL in 2012: http://www.hulu.com/watch/401526

It feels so weird to be dry...
Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:27 am ]
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it was a lie.

http://www.espn.com/olympics/swimming/s ... e-incident
Author:  Phil McCracken [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:28 am ]
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Big Chicagoan wrote:
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it was a lie.

http://www.espn.com/olympics/swimming/s ... e-incident

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: What a dope!
Author:  Curious Hair [ Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:29 am ]
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If you're a man at night, you gotta be a man in the morning.
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