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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
I know I made a thread about hot chicks we found repulsive... this is the opposite... Since the Rob Lowe Roast, I've heard some shots at Jewel. Jewel may have fucked up teeth, but I would marry her tomorrow. She is unbelievably sexy, IMO. What seemingly ugly chicks would you savages give it to or, better yet, make cover up their face in compliance with the Quran? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
Isn't Jewel hooked up with that roman reigns looking 3rd string qb charlie whitehurst? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
Urlacher's missing neck wrote: Isn't Jewel hooked up with that roman reigns looking 3rd string qb charlie whitehurst? Yes, for now. Don't underestimate my charm. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
Oprah. Straight cash, homey. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:13 pm ] |
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Chus wrote: Oprah. Straight cash, homey. Dude, I hope you're prepared to be mocked. I said that shit awhile back and they all made fun of me. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:22 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: Chus wrote: Oprah. Straight cash, homey. Dude, I hope you're prepared to be mocked. I said that shit awhile back and they all made fun of me. Mock away, we're just spit-balling here. Besides, I'm already married. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
So was pittmike
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:26 pm ] |
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Hussra wrote: So was pittmike  Anyway, I am not sure she is ugly but certainly not considered beautiful. I have some weird strange thing for Sarah Silverman. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
Jewel is hot as fuck. Good looking girls with messed up teeth has always been a "thing" for me. I can't explain it. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:36 pm ] |
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Franky T wrote: Jewel is hot as fuck. Good looking girls with messed up teeth has always been a "thing" for me. I can't explain it. Kirsten Dunst? |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
shitfire mang, it's a compliment. Hero-stuff. I need a 'WWPMD' wrist-band. Jewel going for the slightly jesusish looking twitter funny guy Charlie Whitehurst. When she first got famous, she was living in Ocean Beach Cali with terminal beach-bum and insane coke-fiend Steve Poltz, of Rugburns (non-fame). I think Jewel has a "drug-bust" story on youtube about her time with Poltz. And Poltz co-wrote songs on Jewel's first couple albums. Poltz might even be in her early MTV videos. Great band in concert, Rugburns:  Me and Eddie Vedder is pretty typical of the Rugburns mock-goof-pop-rock thing, tho Poltz wrote some decent tunes too: https://youtu.be/AjPrAPA7D4I |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:44 pm ] |
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Jewel is good looking. Weak ass choice. |
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| Author: | Hussra [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:48 pm ] |
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well, he could've said your sister but that'd be rude. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:49 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Jewel is good looking. Weak ass choice. She has a pretty face and some major league hooters. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
I would help Jewel carry out a murder if she let me sniff her underwear. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 8:57 pm ] |
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Franky T wrote: Jewel is hot as fuck. Good looking girls with messed up teeth has always been a "thing" for me. I can't explain it. That's a thing in Japan. |
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| Author: | Big Chicagoan [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:03 pm ] |
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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vr6u0iMyufs/U ... ilcher+(17).jpg NS4W |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
leashyourkids wrote: Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary. Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
IkeSouth wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary. Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine. I will destroy you, no questions asked. Name the place. I will make sure they can't make out your dental records. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:22 pm ] |
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Hussra wrote: well, he could've said your sister but that'd be rude. #truth |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
leashyourkids wrote: IkeSouth wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary. Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine. I will destroy you, no questions asked. Name the place. I will make sure they can't make out your dental records. Hahaha youre such a little bitch soon as you saw me you would be begging to drink my dick spray you little fagget |
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| Author: | DannyB [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:28 pm ] |
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I love this woman. I could build a life with her. 
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:28 pm ] |
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Tonya Hardin. |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:33 pm ] |
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Chelsea Clinton |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:35 pm ] |
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IkeSouth wrote: leashyourkids wrote: IkeSouth wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Also, be honest, because it's clear a number of you would love to fuck Hillary. Youre like aids in the morning. Everything starts out ok but then you realize the breakfast menu is shit on a platter But since im cool, to answer your ORIGINAL QUESTION, before you went bitch mode in your followup post, it takes a tremendous butterface to rule out a great ass, and jewels head shape is fine. I will destroy you, no questions asked. Name the place. I will make sure they can't make out your dental records. Hahaha youre such a little bitch soon as you saw me you would be begging to drink my dick spray you little fagg When you're weary, feeling small When tears are in your eyes, I'll dry them all I'm on your side, oh, when times get rough And friends just can't be found |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
Sara Gilbert |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:37 pm ] |
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Leash hitting that bourbon early tonight.... |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
either of the Olson Twins |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What ugly chick do you want to marry? |
Marry? That's tough. Present day alia shawkat seems like a good choice. |
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