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Yeah, another boring Friday thread. Let's hear your tales of laziness.

Mine. My dentist bill is due next week. So, last night, rather than walk downstairs to get my wallet, I write what I think (probably had 75% of the numbers correct) my CC info is on their remittance copy, seal the envelope, and mailed it when I got to work today. I know if the number is wrong, they will call me during business hours, obviously, at which time my CC will be on my person. Much easier than navigating those eleven stairs.

Anyone else ever just stop into Kohl's or wherever to buy a pack of underwear to avoid doing laundry?

Why wouldn't you just go without underwear?

Spaulding wrote:

Yes.

That's surprising. What's an example of when you did that?

Ask Chus about when he does it.

leashyourkids wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Yes.

That's surprising. What's an example of when you did that?

Probably when she hasn't done laundry. Try and keep up.

Chus wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Yes.

That's surprising. What's an example of when you did that?

Probably when she hasn't done laundry. Try and keep up.

Goddammit, don't ruin this for everyone, CHUSE.

Really? Laundry is an issue for you guys? That is one chore I have no problem doing. I actually do about 90% of the laundry in this house.

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Really? Laundry is an issue for you guys? That is one chore I have no problem doing. I actually do about 90% of the laundry in this house.

You probably have less laundry than the average person...with how often you're just out there going naked.

Why wouldn't you just go without underwear?

My daughter's Ex used to make some great Valveeta/Tomato dip thing for The Sunday NFL FeedFest.

He was notorious for making a huge mess in my kitchen while creating this snack.

So, I made him a deal - You gotta clean this up or no more cooking.

I see him in the kitchen "cleaning" the mess by holding the spoon with over an inch of crusted on dried up cheese under the faucet blasting hot water for no less than ten to fifteen minutes.

When asked what he was doing, he responded with a quote that I still use today, "If you run hot water over something long enough, eventually it will come off."

Millennials. :roll:

Spaulding wrote:

Why wouldn't you just go without underwear?

zippers, Spaulding. Ask your hubby.

A box of cheese, a can of tomatoes, & a microwave Bowl. Sounds like that dude has some real cooking Talent.

Author:	redskingreg [ Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:49 pm ]
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Yeah, another boring Friday thread. Let's hear your tales of laziness. Mine. My dentist bill is due next week. So, last night, rather than walk downstairs to get my wallet, I write what I think (probably had 75% of the numbers correct) my CC info is on their remittance copy, seal the envelope, and mailed it when I got to work today. I know if the number is wrong, they will call me during business hours, obviously, at which time my CC will be on my person. Much easier than navigating those eleven stairs.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Fri Oct 07, 2016 1:51 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote: Yeah, another boring Friday thread. Let's hear your tales of laziness. Mine. My dentist bill is due next week. So, last night, rather than walk downstairs to get my wallet, I write what I think (probably had 75% of the numbers correct) my CC info is on their remittance copy, seal the envelope, and mailed it when I got to work today. I know if the number is wrong, they will call me during business hours, obviously, at which time my CC will be on my person. Much easier than navigating those eleven stairs.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 6:11 pm ]
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I was too lazy to read a thread created by a beta male.

Author:	Franky T [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:24 pm ]
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Anyone else ever just stop into Kohl's or wherever to buy a pack of underwear to avoid doing laundry?

Author:	IMU [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:43 pm ]
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No.

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Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:44 pm ]
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Franky T wrote: Anyone else ever just stop into Kohl's or wherever to buy a pack of underwear to avoid doing laundry? Absofuckinglutely. Especially when I was single.

Author:	chaspoppcap [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:46 pm ]
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Franky T wrote: Anyone else ever just stop into Kohl's or wherever to buy a pack of underwear to avoid doing laundry? I wear Depends just for that reason, not the brand name either the cheap ones from Family Dollar

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:50 pm ]
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Why wouldn't you just go without underwear?

Author:	beni hanna [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:54 pm ]
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Franky T wrote: Anyone else ever just stop into Kohl's or wherever to buy a pack of underwear to avoid doing laundry? Nice. Jack Reacher vibe. The books, not the Cruise character.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:54 pm ]
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Franky T wrote: Anyone else ever just stop into Kohl's or wherever to buy a pack of underwear to avoid doing laundry? I just go commando. Spaulding wrote: Why wouldn't you just go without underwear? She gets it.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 7:58 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote: Why wouldn't you just go without underwear? Come on, Spaulding. Do you ever go without underwear?

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:05 pm ]
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Yes.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:06 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote: Yes. That's surprising. What's an example of when you did that?

Author:	Spaulding [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:08 pm ]
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Ask Chus about when he does it.

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Author:	Chus [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:08 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: Spaulding wrote: Yes. That's surprising. What's an example of when you did that? Probably when she hasn't done laundry. Try and keep up.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:09 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote: Ask Chus about when he does it. Not since my single days, MANY moons ago. Laundry gets done around here.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:11 pm ]
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Really? Laundry is an issue for you guys? That is one chore I have no problem doing. I actually do about 90% of the laundry in this house.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:11 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: Chus wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Spaulding wrote: Yes. That's surprising. What's an example of when you did that? Probably when she hasn't done laundry. Try and keep up. Goddammit, don't ruin this for everyone, CHUSE. If you need something to fap to, I suggest pornhub

Author:	IMU [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:12 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Really? Laundry is an issue for you guys? That is one chore I have no problem doing. I actually do about 90% of the laundry in this house. You probably have less laundry than the average person...with how often you're just out there going naked.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Oct 17, 2016 8:13 pm ]
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IMU wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Really? Laundry is an issue for you guys? That is one chore I have no problem doing. I actually do about 90% of the laundry in this house. You probably have less laundry than the average person...with how often you're just out there going naked.

Author:	City of Fools [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 10:12 am ]
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Spaulding wrote: Why wouldn't you just go without underwear? zippers, Spaulding. Ask your hubby.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:10 pm ]
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Spaulding wrote: Yes. was it on a day you wore a sun dress?

Author:	Godfella [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:21 pm ]
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My daughter's Ex used to make some great Valveeta/Tomato dip thing for The Sunday NFL FeedFest. He was notorious for making a huge mess in my kitchen while creating this snack. So, I made him a deal - You gotta clean this up or no more cooking. I see him in the kitchen "cleaning" the mess by holding the spoon with over an inch of crusted on dried up cheese under the faucet blasting hot water for no less than ten to fifteen minutes. When asked what he was doing, he responded with a quote that I still use today, "If you run hot water over something long enough, eventually it will come off." Millennials.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:26 pm ]
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Godfella wrote: My daughter's Ex used to make some great Valveeta/Tomato dip thing for The Sunday NFL FeedFest. He was notorious for making a huge mess in my kitchen while creating this snack. So, I made him a deal - You gotta clean this up or no more cooking. I see him in the kitchen "cleaning" the mess by holding the spoon with over an inch of crusted on dried up cheese under the faucet blasting hot water for no less than ten to fifteen minutes. When asked what he was doing, he responded with a quote that I still use today, "If you run hot water over something long enough, eventually it will come off." Millennials.

Author:	IMU [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 12:37 pm ]
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Author:	Franky T [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:15 pm ]
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City of Fools wrote: Spaulding wrote: Why wouldn't you just go without underwear? zippers, Spaulding. Ask your hubby. Yup. For me it's a fear that something will happen "There's Something About Mary" style.

Author:	Frank Coztansa [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:18 pm ]
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A box of cheese, a can of tomatoes, & a microwave Bowl. Sounds like that dude has some real cooking Talent.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Tue Oct 18, 2016 2:20 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote: A box of cheese, a can of tomatoes, & a microwave Bowl. Sounds like that dude has some real cooking Talent. Maybe that's why he is an ex...or Fat TonyFella had him fitted with some cement shoes.