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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:19 pm 
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I am a little concerned how much time Good Dolphin is spending on trolling WCUB. It is an art form, and Good Dolphin is amongst the best. However, it is taking a great deal of THE Good Dolphin's precious billable hours. In an effort to streamline his/her daily efforts, and help him/her keep raking in the money at his/her day job, I am requesting the CFMB community provide easy access material that he/she may reference in the future.

Please help a brother/sister out and post 'relevant only' WCUB material that he/she may use in the future. THE Good Dolphin's checkbook thanks you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_Billy_Goat

[url][/http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/two-reasons-chicago-cubs-fans-should-be-terrified-in-october-091516url]

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/theres-an-85-percent-chance-the-cubs-wont-win-the-world-series-next-year-either/

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/07/the-curse-of-the-loyal-sports-fan/485594/


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:36 pm 
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I worked 30 hours Monday and Tuesday and have an early estimate of another 13 tomorrow. Despite that your kind gesture is not lost on me. Thank you benni hanna. I probably will not pray for you but I will think of you fondly for a moment

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:37 pm 
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Take a trip through the pages of Cubs threads going back 2 years or more.

This is an addiction for GD. I recommend therapy.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 2:38 pm 
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Also, could you find a good article by George Will to add to this library?

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Take a trip through the pages of Cubs threads going back 2 years or more.

This is an addiction for GD. I recommend therapy.


I left the playoffs sacred last year. I will do the same this year. Enjoy your mania.

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I'll help good dolphin: 2005.

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Texting between me and the wife today:

Wife: "I got a balck Ottoman for 69.99"
Me: "What's his name? Otto? Otto the Ottoman."
Wife: still hasn't responded in 5 hours.

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I'll help good dolphin: 2005.

Is that his predicted weekend work hours?

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Texting between me and the wife today:

Wife: "I got a balck Ottoman for 69.99"
Me: "What's his name? Otto? Otto the Ottoman."
Wife: still hasn't responded in 5 hours.


Dave.

His name is Dave.

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dolphin,

Even if the Cub clinch tonight, it will only be their 5th division title ever.


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good dolphin wrote:
I worked 30 hours Monday and Tuesday and have an early estimate of another 13 tomorrow. Despite that your kind gesture is not lost on me. Thank you benni hanna. I probably will not pray for you but I will think of you fondly for a moment


Billed or worked?

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I worked 30 hours Monday and Tuesday and have an early estimate of another 13 tomorrow. Despite that your kind gesture is not lost on me. Thank you benni hanna. I probably will not pray for you but I will think of you fondly for a moment


Billed or worked?

I'd like to have him under oath before he answers that. :D

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater"[quote="good dolphin wrote:
I worked 30 hours Monday and Tuesday and have an early estimate of another 13 tomorrow. Despite that your kind gesture is not lost on me. Thank you benni hanna. I probably will not pray for you but I will think of you fondly for a moment


Billed or worked?
I'd like to have him under oath before he answers that. :D
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Dont do this anymore, gd.

I hope that helps.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I worked 30 hours Monday and Tuesday and have an early estimate of another 13 tomorrow. Despite that your kind gesture is not lost on me. Thank you benni hanna. I probably will not pray for you but I will think of you fondly for a moment


Billed or worked?

I'd like to have him under oath before he answers that. :D


Twitter should thank the heavens that Julie DiCaro is not billing them for her "job".

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30 worked, 35 billed

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30 worked, 35 billed

Mitch McDeere wrote:
That's illegal.


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Illegal in Indiana.

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good dolphin wrote:
30 worked, 35 billed


20 of which was done by a drunk paralegal.

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Let's keep things civil people. Without the floating time we would not have the best dream catcher/troller on the bored. CFMB benefits from these little differences. Embrace the difference and help THE Good Dolphin procure more material.


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Good dolphin is the best Sox fan Cubs poster.

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In reality, the overwhelming majority of my work is flat fee or contingent, just in case the ARDC is reading

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good dolphin wrote:
In reality, the overwhelming majority of my work is flat fee or contingent, just in case the ARDC is reading



On that note I'd like to state for the record that the overwhelming majority of my work is pro bono.

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