You missed the 2005 Game 1 rewatch.

YOU'RE WELCOME!

idk about you guys, but sometimes when i'm caught up neck-deep in ARRRRRGHHHHH i just gotta run.... i run so far away... tryin'ta get away! this strategy actually worked brilliantly during that big cubs comeback game in SF-- i purposely avoided the game as much as possible (and even somehow managed to avoid finding out the final score til appx 5am the next day) and in the end IT WORKED! OH LORD YES IT WORKED LIKE IT HAS A HUGE VOCABULARY THAT'S STRANGELY LACKING THE WORD "WELFARE!"

so with that in mind, for those of you not chanting "WE DON'T QUIT!" in an inside-out "rally cap" right now, i offer you THE ABC BUNKER(TM) in the hopes of providing a nice oasis from all things cubs for a moment, a minute, an inning, or god forbid: even an evening if that's how far you wanna go.

personally i just threw on my ~40min mix of the very best of those ~250 vintage unreleased tracks that aphex twin threw on soundcloud last year, and even tho my style can kindly be called "trollglitch" i'll still maintain that it's fun to get grabbed by a groove and have to find a way to make your chunkyfunkymunky[youknowwhatsnext] ass move!..... however i definitely maintain that i'm not doing this thread to spam my stupid afxmix, it's just that i happen to have the unique ability to share things like this en masse because the internets seem to like me for some [obviously unknown] reason/s.

sooooooo uhhhh did anyone see part 3 of the james o'keefe / project veritas videos? the donald duck shit? [yes, i know o'keefe is a felon and <article from salon'huffpo/daily-KOS goes here> but still, even if a totally reprehensible piece of shit personally went out there and showed a lil extra thigh to get the job done, man oh man, it's crazy (sad) to see this stuff (that donald rumsfeld could classify as a "known unknown") be presented to you not only so matter-of-factly, but so casually/lulzy that it's just like..... man oh man can we get this election over with anyways?

[2 on 2 out while i'm typing all of this.... see why this thread exists? WE CAN HAS #SCHWARBERTIME!!!]

that said time to go sod off and take a piss. hey did anyone notice they're throwing up full subbed episodes of dragonball super on youtube lately? today's honest trailer is for the nightmare before christmas and then, of course, cinemasins did the da vinci code today (cuz they always seem to wanna link up with new/ly-released movies by hitting up predecessors/prequels/etc to have some content out there that's related to a new/hip/now movie release cuz i guess you make some decent $$$ off of tha t00bz if you can cosistently get 100k-1mil views on your videos? idk how tht works for them cuz my ABP takes care of me like it knows it's doing the lord's work.

TLDR = i've just been trying to suggest a multitude of topics/distractions to get you away from the perpetual torture that is the rest of this cubs game. anyone got any other/better ideas?

Go outside.