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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
How many of you Cubs fans are already obliterated? Nas? Probably. Chas? Obviously. Leash? Constantly. Who else? Step on up and give us a story about your current (or past, for Sox fans) daytime inebriation. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Sarley has been picking fights all day. |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Two Manhattan's in and about to pour a third bc Battlefield 1 is frustrating. Can't wait till first pitch if I don't pass out on the couch first. |
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| Author: | Gloopan Kuratz [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Quote: [Julie DiCaro @JulieDiCaro · 12m12 minutes ago Thanks to everyone who sent me stories about the Cubs fans in their family who have passed on. I'm sorry I couldn't use every story! Dan Bernstein wrote: YOUR DEAD RELATIVES DONT MATTER!!!!!!!
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Gloopan Kuratz wrote: Quote: [Julie DiCaro @JulieDiCaro · 12m12 minutes ago Thanks to everyone who sent me stories about the Cubs fans in their family who have passed on. I'm sorry I couldn't use every story! Dan Bernstein wrote: YOUR DEAD RELATIVES DONT MATTER!!!!!!! Three sheets to the wind already, eh, Gloop? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
My 2pm meeting will be interesting. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: My 2pm meeting will be interesting. What do you typically drink at work? Vodka all the way? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Tall Midget wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: My 2pm meeting will be interesting. What do you typically drink at work? Vodka all the way? I've found if you just drink hand sanitizer, nobody asks any questions. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 12:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Tall Midget wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: My 2pm meeting will be interesting. What do you typically drink at work? Vodka all the way? I've found if you just drink hand sanitizer, nobody asks any questions. Ralph Wiggam wrote: Tastes like burning.
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| Author: | ZephMarshack [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Tall Midget wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: My 2pm meeting will be interesting. What do you typically drink at work? Vodka all the way? I had a course with a professor who would ask his students before the start of class to fill his water bottle up down the hall. One time they filled it with vodka but he didn't call them on it and played along drinking it for the entire 2 hours. The class went so well he started drinking before class for the remainder of the semester and he claims he got the best teaching evals of his career for that course. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
ZephMarshack wrote: Tall Midget wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: My 2pm meeting will be interesting. What do you typically drink at work? Vodka all the way? I had a course with a professor who would ask his students before the start of class to fill his water bottle up down the hall. One time they filled it with vodka but he didn't call them on it and played along drinking it for the entire 2 hours. The class went so well he started drinking before class for the remainder of the semester and he claims he got the best teaching evals of his career for that course. Tuition money well-spent. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Tall Midget wrote: How many of you Cubs fans are already obliterated? Nas? Probably. Chas? Obviously. Leash? Constantly. Who else? Step on up and give us a story about your current (or past, for Sox fans) daytime inebriation. Yes, but I'm not sure what the Cubs have to do with it. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 1:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
leashyourkids wrote: Tall Midget wrote: How many of you Cubs fans are already obliterated? Nas? Probably. Chas? Obviously. Leash? Constantly. Who else? Step on up and give us a story about your current (or past, for Sox fans) daytime inebriation. Yes, but I'm not sure what the Cubs have to do with it. That was more for the rest of the board. |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Not drinking yet, just got up from a nap so I can be wide awake for the game. |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
chaspoppcap wrote: Not drinking yet, just got up from a nap so I can be wide awake for the game. Keep us updated on how the day progresses for you. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
chaspoppcap wrote: Not drinking yet, just got up from a nap so I can be wide awake for the game. Tough day at the office? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 3:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Douchebag wrote: chaspoppcap wrote: Not drinking yet, just got up from a nap so I can be wide awake for the game. Tough day at the office? ChASPooperScooper wrote: 3 boxes fell off the back of the truck...some heavy lifting.
A hooker with 1 eye jammed a finger in my butt and I took the rascal all the way across the bay to get some Portillo's So, yeah, pretty busy |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Pre-gaming now. |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
No drinky gotta work at 5am tomorrow |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
IkeSouth wrote: No drinky gotta work at 5am tomorrow How will you fall asleep? |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:24 pm ] |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Chus wrote: IkeSouth wrote: No drinky gotta work at 5am tomorrow How will you fall asleep? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q2Mz0tvzGU |
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| Author: | IkeSouth [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
same way i do every night because i always work at 5am |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 4:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
nahh easy day today. Was done with work for the week on wens. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Shotgunning moonshine. See you tards later. Dressed as the 10th Doctor at the local pub. W00T. |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 5:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
W_Z wrote: Shotgunning moonshine. See you tards later. Dressed as the 10th Doctor at the local pub. W00T. Want to see a Dr doppelganger,go to the Dice Dojo on Milwaukee. There is a guy who works there who looks so much like Matt Smith it is scary. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Oct 28, 2016 6:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
IkeSouth wrote: same way i do every night because i always work at 5am You said you drink every night to fall asleep. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Sat Oct 29, 2016 9:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Darkside wrote: IkeSouth wrote: same way i do every night because i always work at 5am You said you drink every night to fall asleep. Did. Not. Happen. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Sat Oct 29, 2016 11:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Douchebag wrote: Darkside wrote: IkeSouth wrote: same way i do every night because i always work at 5am You said you drink every night to fall asleep. Did. Not. Happen. You calling Darkside a liar? |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Nov 04, 2016 9:30 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: It's the middle of the day. Are you drunk? |
Bump. How many of you are at the parade? What time did you have your first drink? Are you shirtless and blue? Going for a swim in the river later? Tell your tales of unapologetic daytime drinking here so we can judge you. |
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