Unhypnotizing a Clinton Supporter
BY SCOTT ADAMS
Posted November 4th, 2016 @ 1:08pm

Today I teach you how to unhypnotize a Clinton supporter.

Keep in mind that the strongest form of persuasion is fear. Clinton’s team of persuaders has convinced her followers that Trump is dangerous. If you remove that part of her spell, Trump wins. Here’s how.

1. Trump’s Tough Talk Inspires violence: Ask Clinton supporters if they have seen the Project Veritas video of Clinton operatives talking about paying people to incite violence at Trump rallies. The people on the video have been fired, and we haven’t seen violence at Trump rallies since.

2. Temperament: Ask Clinton supporters if they have seen the video of Clinton ranting “Why aren’t I already fifty points ahead?” She looks either inebriated or deranged. Mention that the people who know Trump personally have reported that he is both smart and sane in person. Even his enemies who know him personally don’t claim he has a temperament problem. If he did, is there any chance we wouldn’t have heard about it by now?

3. Trump might insult foreign leaders into a war: Trump and Putin seem to get along fine. Netanyahu said he could work with Trump. Mexico isn’t likely to start a war over trade, or the wall. Trump says North Korea is China’s problem, which is literally the safest thing you could say. And China’s leaders are adults who know Trump says offensive things now and then. China will pursue its own interests, and none of those interests involve going to war over some words. Likewise, other leaders are adults too. They won’t change their foreign policy over some insults.

5. Trump might start a war: Trump owns buildings and property around the world. As a general rule, people who own a lot of real estate don’t start wars because their own assets are at risk. But Clinton is “sponsored” – via the Clinton Foundation and speaking fees – by defense companies that profit from war. Likewise, Clinton is sponsored by foreign countries whose interests don’t align with American interests. Clinton supported war in Iraq and Libya, and she threatens Russia, just as the money trail suggests she would. Trump talks mostly about having a strong military to avoid war. He gains nothing by war.

6. Alcohol: Normally alcohol would not be a risk factor in picking a president because usually both candidates are social drinkers. But Trump has never had an alcoholic beverage while Clinton tells us she enjoys social drinking. Having a few social drinks is not a problem unless you plan to drive a car…or make a nuclear launch decision. If we don’t trust a social drinker to operate a motor vehicle, can we trust a social drinker to manage a nuclear arsenal?

If you have ever drunk-texted, or received a text from someone who has, you already know how much “social drinking” can influence decisions.

7. Group Violence versus Crazy Individuals: Have you noticed that when you see election-related violence from a group, it is always Clinton supporters? That happened at Trump’s San Jose rally, and it happened with the homeless woman protecting Trump’s star on the Walk of Fame. When Trump supporters do something violent they are usually acting alone, and crazy. When Clinton supporters get violent it comes in the form of mobs who are NOT crazy. That’s the dangerous kind of violence because they are literally Stronger Together.

8. Pacing and Leading: When normal politicians change their minds we label it flip-flopping or – more kindly – “evolving” in their thinking. When a Master Persuader does it, you are seeing pacing and leading, which is a major tool of persuasion. Pacing involves matching people – in this case emotionally – and later using that bond to lead them. We see Trump doing this often.

a. Trump paced his base by saying he would deport 11 million undocumented immigrants. Once he had his base on his side emotionally, he led to them to his current policy of deporting only the people who committed crimes while here. Have you heard any Trump supporters complain about it lately?

b. Trump paced his base by saying he would ban all Muslim immigration to stop terrorist infiltration. Once he had them on his side emotionally, he led them first to a ban on specific problem countries, and then again to “extreme vetting,” which is a lot like Clinton’s plan. Trump supporters followed, and you don’t hear them complaining.

c. Early in the primaries Trump paced the racists in the Republican party by not disavowing them as clearly and as loudly as even the racists thought he would. Since then he has led Republicans to think that some form of a “New Deal” for African-Americans might be worth a look.

d. At the Republican National Convention, Trump used his emotional connection to his supporters to declare he was the strongest voice to protect the LGBTQ community. Republicans stood and cheered.

Readers of this blog might recall that months ago I predicted that Trump would soften his immigration proposals. That’s because I saw him from the start as a Master Persuader, not a crazy person, and not a common flip-flopper.

In my opinion, Trump might be the safest president we have ever had. He can lead the dark parts of his base toward the light (as Nixon went to China) and he has no incentive for war. Claims about his “temperament” are mostly about his penchant for insults, and that isn’t a mortal danger to anyone.

And there you have your formula for unhypnotizing a Clinton supporter who is mostly worried about Trump being dangerous.

[url]blog.dilbert.com/post/152734465316/unhypnotizing-a-clinton-supporter[/url]

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I thought you were a smart enough cat not to be a Trumpet.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

The game is up. Time to pay the piper.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

HillRats jumping off the ship like crazy:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/msnbc-anchor ... -the-tape/

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Oh man this is gonna be an all timer for the next 3 days

ltg vs. Panther.

Please stick around at least through Tuesday PP.

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Forgive me for not knowing this, but panther has mults right like that Q bovics or something?

Always found him interesting.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I wouldn't call Q. Bovifs a mult. He was always known to be Panther and wasn't used simultaneously with the Panther log-in. He has had several mults though, notably Blue Bombay and Eddie Wilson.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Ok, Panther seems like this giant mystery that everyone has solved but that I keep missing the joke. I always liked that Q Bovifs, the unmult.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

holy shit it's panther pisla! long time, dude! so uhhh yeah does anyone actually like hillary at all, or is this whole thing a big setup to 1( set up a "crazy outsider" in trump who's so "universally despiseable" that it's the only way you can convince people that hillary is a wonderfully cromulent choice for president?

or, is hillary (with her logo that literally has a big red arrow pointing to the right, that some even say goes LOL 9/11 too =) the poison pill who's planted out there to get the political environment sent to where you can actually "elect" a "crazy outsider" in trump who can either 1) be a useful idiot to blame for things like crashed economies, third world wars, or any other likeminded stupid shit that you dont wanna pin on one of your longtime/lifetime members? or hey is trump actually the clown who legit "went rogue" like sarah palin b4 him (lol) and he's got enough juice as some kind of "made man" to avoid a simple polonoium milkshake and maybe, just maybe, work the system to get in there and "do thangs" like big bear b4 him?

btw dont sleep on that URL. wonderufl song that dont lie! big bear was put on earth to do many things but lying to you was NOT one of them! =D

ahhh well check your inbox panther cuz i felt like storytime, but yeah otherwise TLDR = does anyone actually like hillary, or was this whole trump shitshow concocted to make her seem better/cromulent/'worthy"/"desirable" in comparison? or could it possibly be vice versa?

i ask you cuz call it a hunch you might know better than your CLINTON DRONES who buy into that comforting mass/media thing where "only idiots rednecks and inbreds vote for trump, not us "good upstanding people" like don tiny talks about =)

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Hillary wins.

Hillary gets indicted after the election.

Obama doesn't pardon her and she does time.

Say hello to President KANE!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

ayo 'thro did you see the most hilarious hillary picture to come out of this election cycle? big ups to that fridge-bodied hit girl chloe moretz who also gave us the new modern standard for "absolutely disgusting" face =D



AND HOW DID WE GET ^^^THERE^^^ ??? via your "daily dose" of course!



THANKS DOC!

</memes that your kids might know>

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Holy fuck - unreal:

http://dailycaller.com/2016/11/06/exclu ... -election/

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Sounds like bullshit. There was ZERO chance Hillary would lose Virginia.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

honetly, how would we know? you gotta admit that the media has a vested interest in making every election seem like it's a super-close / down-to-the-wire affair all the way up until election night cuz they want $$$RATINGS$$$ $$$RATINGS$$$ $$$RATINGS$$$.

and then you can ask any drug dealer what type of customer is the best customer (a return customer) and figure that outside of a one-time-ratings-thing that maximizing any and all election content = more people feel compelled to watch = more people end up developing a habit watching your shitty channel = even if it was common knowledge to anyone with a brain to think [with] that hilldog was gonna easily win this shit with like ~58-62% of the vote (you know, the general consensus of REALLY. SMART. PEOPLE. who only consume PROPER/ESTEEMED/ESTABLISHED news/media sources instead of "fringy racist alt-right bullshit" = that hillary was gonna win this easy and trump never had a real chance because "trump supporters" were these mythic creatures that all these middle class bourgeois hear stories about in their trailer parks out in bumblefuck wisconsin and armpit nebraska, and they only vote trump because basically [they're somewhere between stupid and retarded]"

AHEM. but yeah, you go to those alt-right sites and it's been like "trump is winning this easy. all these ppl dont realize that trump's really gonna win? ahhahaha" --- so moreso than any other election this election here has people going to their preferred "news/information" outlets of choice and getting the re-affirming news they wanna hear (i.e. "dont worry good updstanding normie, the world isnt batshit crazy yet so of course the only REAL candidate, hillary, will win this easy // versus // "this is so amazing... look at bill clinton's face during the debate! trump destroyed her even worse than last time! -- meanwhile you come to a thread here during the debate or turn on WGN radio right after the debate and the first things ppl say are "wow trump really looked horrible tonight!" --- it's truly "cafeteria infomatisia" if you will)

TLDR = can we really trust anything that any media outlet on any side nywhere says about this election, since they're basically only putting out ?able-at-best poll #s that are out there to try and keep us hooked to the continuing narrative of hilldog vs trump aka crazy wtf vs treasonous bitch? aka giant douche vs turd sandwich? --- in the end all this election coverage is designed to just hook us and then keep reeling us in for more and more until electron night, with the big/ger picture hopes being that the election process helped us find some new/enjoyable media outlets/companies to inform us, so we end up sticking with them out of habit after the election

REAL TLDR = seriously, isn't all of this shit fake anyways? i really really don't beLIEve that our votes count for anything more than who's gonna be the next american idol (and even that's gotta be rigged cuz i mean.... comeon. it's all entertainment) ---- so basically the "voting" part = feelgood and in the end this "election" is just a giant 1-2 year sacrosanct process where all the media companies jockey and jostle to try and get you to buy into their bullshit ad infinitum going forward thanks to their "quality coverge of this here 2016 presidential election!!!

TLDR TLDR = seriously, at the end of the day none of this shit matters cuz the real politician is going to win in the end (because if anything the whole "women supporting women" angle = "trump card" if you will and this stuff like OMFG VIRGINIA MIGHT GO TRUMP = just another little billboard along the infotainment superhighway that is our veritable ARG of a mass/media nowadays?

aka LOLHILLARYWINS (duh) riiiiight?

seriously disregard all my babble up there.... #real talk... it's been fun to LARP (live action role play) like we live in some potentially-awesome dystopian universe where donald trump can actually be (allowed to be?) president, right? i mean hillary HAS to win this because if nothing else 2016 has shot it's miracle wad with the cubs winning the world championship, right?

maybe if the cubs winning the world series = breaking a seal of the apocalypse then trump being elected president = breaking another seal of the apocalypse..... but at the end of the night i know you lot are like "man who had to go and break a few seals of the sinicalypse cuz this guy is pretty fucking wasted so he needs to STFU and stop typing all that crap that nobody want to read while he has a shred of dignity left, right?

THE PRECEDING POST WAS SPONSORED BY: THAT BOTTLE OF WINE LEFT IN MY HOUSE BY THE WINE-OH AUNT. surprisingly effective since..... shit, 8 hours ago? wtf am i doing with my life, eh?

TLDR TLDR TLDR TLDR = LOLHILLARYWINS, right? please tell me the world isn't going to pot.... or if it technically is then it's just because ""they"" legalized weed everywhere as a tradeoff for TPP/SJWs/WW3/SHTF/FEMA/other-acronyms-of-doom. riiiiight? =D

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A VISUAL RE-ENACTMENT OF THAT LAST POST = https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/795387559480279044

reality = the van. sini = "that dude" in the video. you = the guy going daaaaaamn sini just got ethered as you record/watch/consume this !!! video, right?

also, even tho #CubpacalypseNOW and all that.... hillary wins relatively/easy, right? it's still "the real world" right? berenstain universe because you remember that goofy spelling with -ain from when you were a kid? no more than 1 potential apocalypse seal this week/month/year/etc, right? someone plz tell me that "dude, trump was never realistically winning anything this november" so i can literally go sleep easy right now comfortable in the fact that even with all the [Current Year] nonsense you can muster it's still the comfortable rumsfeldian "known knowns" of "the real world", right?

...this has been a bunham/murray production! =P

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