I didn't realize until looking up his wikipedia page today. Trump is 70 years old. Lived the celebrity life of drugs and rock 'n roll.

I didn't realize until looking up his wikipedia page today. Trump is 70 years old. Lived the celebrity life of drugs and rock 'n roll. El Presidente is carrying quite the gut as well.

Can we be sure he lives to 74? Let's hope so. Mike Pence is terrifying. I think he may be a robot.

He already said he's the healthiest Presidential candidate ever.

What? He doesn't even drink.

It's why I worry about his health. Everyone has a vice. What has Trump replaced drinking with?

It's why I worry about his health. Everyone has a vice. What has Trump replaced drinking with?

Ruining the country. Where you been at the past 12 months?

Substances. Smoke. Booze. Food. Pills. Everyone has a "thing". Both the president and vice president are teetotalers. That's not good.

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.

My guess is pills. Could be good thing or bad. Dunno.

Substances. Smoke. Booze. Food. Pills. Everyone has a "thing". Both the president and vice president are teetotalers. That's not good.

Better the devil you know than the devil you don't know.

My guess is pills. Could be good thing or bad. Dunno.

I didn't realize until looking up his wikipedia page today. Trump is 70 years old. Lived the celebrity life of drugs and rock 'n roll. El Presidente is carrying quite the gut as well.

Can we be sure he lives to 74? Let's hope so. Mike Pence is terrifying. I think he may be a robot.

He is the oldest person to ever be elected president.

Why are you scared of Mike Pence? Haven't you seen all those billboards at the border of Indiana that talks about how amazing Indiana is?

Why are you scared of Mike Pence?

Is Trump the first President that doesn't drink. I mean not even socially. That's what Trump has said. He's never had a drink in his life.

We had an alcoholic president in the 1800s. He was drunk every day from the accounts. I forget who. Anybody?

Zachary Taylor abstained from alcohol addiction.

What does that mean?

I wasn't sure, either.

Still, you should give it a try.

Notoriously prone to laziness and sloth, Taylor had held office for a little over half a day when he gorged himself on fourteen pounds of French pastries and a jug of Indian corn whiskey and fell asleep face-down in the White House Rose Garden for eighty-six hours. Upon awaking (or, more accurately, being roused with a thorny branch by a terrified servant), he attempted his first official presidential act: the introduction of a bill requiring all visitors to the White House to do the Mexican Hat Dance with his 700-pound sister Rebecca while he, munching on his trademark sack of chocolate donuts, watched. Congress responded to this proposal with precisely zero Yea votes, and so began a stormy and strained relationship that was never to heal. In fact, President Taylor was cruelly razzed whenever he was foolish enough to attempt to address the House of Representatives or the Senate. A favorite prank of many senators was not to show up for the president's addresses at all, but rather to place muskrats, decked out in powdered wigs, in their own seats in their stead. This drove the president to such a state that he eventually began sending his wife in his place whenever he was required to give an address. Mrs. Taylor, of course, was treated with no more respect, once even having a dead muskrat's pelt hurled at her, accompanied by shouts of "At least this one isn't a stupid drunk."

James Buchanan was a heavy drinker. He reportedly could drink several bottles of alcohol in the course of an evening. He was known to hold his liquor very well and did not exhibit the characteristics of an alcoholic.