Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Elmhurst Steve is African American
Elmhurst Steve Bigsby!!!
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | What are America's Secrets? |
So, Trump gets let in on all of America's secrets soon. The article I read said that both candidates get some intel during the campaign, but not everything. They get the really juicy stuff once they are actually elected. That's a great opportunity to hypothesize on what those secrets are. Any ideas? I'm thinking we've spoken with intelligent life in other galaxies. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Elmhurst Steve is African American |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Didn't America's Secrets involve scamming Uber customers for like 5 bucks a shot when he would just cancel like a block away? |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
No gold at Ft Knox We have Aliens among us Things in the Middle East are far worse than we let on |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
a) Something about biological warfare. Or something about the Chinese military capabilities. b) Hilarious comment about America the poster deleted. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
good dolphin wrote: Elmhurst Steve is African American /thread |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
good dolphin wrote: Elmhurst Steve is African American Elmhurst Steve Bigsby!!! |
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Bill Clinton is an alien! |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Urlacher's missing neck wrote: good dolphin wrote: Elmhurst Steve is African American Elmhurst Steve Bigsby!!!
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Who's buried in Grant's tomb. I can't wait to find out..... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:25 am ] |
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They know where Hoffa is. There is a basement in The Alamo. |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:43 am ] |
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Tall Midget wrote: Bill Clinton is an alien!  Boy Trapped in Refrigerator Eats Own Foot |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
The moon landing was fake. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 11:45 am ] |
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Trumps hair isn't real. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Nas wrote: The moon landing was fake. All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Nas wrote: The moon landing was fake. All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron. When I was a kid, our Belezian cleaning lady insisted it was fake because "God wouldn't ever want that to happen. Everything above us is heaven, and we can't be going to heaven while we are still alive." She was a really sweet lady, but she wasn't the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 12:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Janet Yellen will tell him that raising rates will cause financial collapse and that he should lay off the bubble talk. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:00 pm ] |
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Jaw Breaker wrote: Janet Yellen will tell him that raising rates will cause financial collapse and that he should lay off the bubble talk. Jaw, I believe you're an avid WSJ reader. Did you catch the front page article, "Low rates hammer pensions"? That is just one impact that is killing the lower and middle classes. |
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| Author: | Beardown [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
leashyourkids wrote: So, Trump gets let in on all of America's secrets soon. The article I read said that both candidates get some intel during the campaign, but not everything. They get the really juicy stuff once they are actually elected. That's a great opportunity to hypothesize on what those secrets are. Any ideas? I'm thinking we've spoken with intelligent life in other galaxies. I was thinking about that. Once he's out of office, he's gonna reveal all of the "Secrets". Probably in a book. And that will put our country in jeopardy. Cuz a lot of it will be CIA "Intelligence". |
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| Author: | Nas [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:07 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Nas wrote: The moon landing was fake. All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron. I agree with them |
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| Author: | IMU [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:08 pm ] |
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good dolphin wrote: Elmhurst Steve is African American 
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:15 pm ] |
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I feel as if I've seen that before... |
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| Author: | Brick [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:15 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: I feel as if I've seen that before... Yikes.
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| Author: | denisdman [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Terrible IT Guy, please delete. One offensive picture is enough. Two times is a serious violation of our safe space. Thanks in advance. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Nas wrote: The moon landing was fake. All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron. The Simpsons had a great episode with Buzz Aldrin punching out non-believers |
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| Author: | Tad Queasy [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Tall Midget wrote: Bill Clinton is an alien!  Clinton Aide: (closely resembling George Stephanopoulos) People are becoming a bit confused by the way you and your opponent are… well… constantly holding hands. Kang: (as Dole) We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:24 pm ] |
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Nas wrote: The moon landing was fake. All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron. Do they believe the rumors about Catherine the Great??? Or should we ask Elmhurst Steve? |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 1:38 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: Janet Yellen will tell him that raising rates will cause financial collapse and that he should lay off the bubble talk. Jaw, I believe you're an avid WSJ reader. As opposed to CFMB whom is an avid reader of SWJ's. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Nas wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Nas wrote: The moon landing was fake. All my Russian friends think this is the case. If you even mention the moon landing they will begin chortling as if you are a complete fucking moron. I agree with them You agree the moon landing was faked? Por que? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Mon Nov 14, 2016 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What are America's Secrets? |
Why would we fake the moon landing and how could it possibly be kept a secret for this long? |
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