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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Every morning I eat a plum |
Say, you know who the world's biggest asshole is? Yeah, you guessed it man. The fucker who told Bob Rohrman he was funny. He's not funny. And this asshole thinks he's hilarious. I mean this guy could have been an inspiration to all the post stroke victims out there by being a semi successful business owner with obvious mental deficiencies but no that's not his narrative. He's instead bumbling his way thru his commercials doing stupid voices and terrible accents and generally making a complete ass of himself on local television. If you're going to be a screaming hill jack asshole on TV at least be entertaining... like for example those morons at Downers. DOWNER DOWNERS DOWNERS WHERE YOU ALWAYS GET A FREE ONION. What a gas. A free onion. And they smashed the everlovin shit out of some ugly cheap ass furniture and I really enjoyed watching that because deep down inside I might have some real issues and I'm fine with that despite what you say and I'm getting pretty sick of you people telling me im the problem? Really. Really? I mean you got plenty of people making asses of themselves around here. You got dinosaur boy screaming about commandments and that city guy saying some weird ass shit about 100% of men are cheating on partners they might not even frigging have and ass finger guys like chas and frigging front porch blowjobs. And that goddamn Bob Rohrman. That fucking weird bastard. Does anyone actually know anyone that bought a car from that clown? No. No! You people. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Bath Salts have finally made their way into Lakemoor, I see .... |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Don Tiny wrote: Bath Salts have finally made their way into Lakemoor, I see .... You know Downers don't you? |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
I'm giving you a thread that's dumb every morn every morn every morn every morning I eat a plum |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold |
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| Author: | Matches Malone [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 10:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Ashley Schaeffer wrote: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Can you feel the tension? I can! I can feel it... down in my plums. They're getting a nice bluish hue, gettin' ready to take 'em to the farmer's market. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR6GJdy3wL4 |
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| Author: | newper [ Tue Nov 15, 2016 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 7:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 7:31 am ] |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Whenever I watch Jeopardy, I always say the answer out loud in the form of a question, even if there is nobody else in the room. |
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| Author: | SomeGuy [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:23 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
If a plum fails to do what you need perhaps you could give eating the barrel of a shotgun a chance, pal! |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
One of my brothers worked as a porter for Rohrman's Honda dealership. For Christmas he gave the employees one of those tri flavor popcorn tins. And you guessed it, he had his stupid picture on the tin. We all laughed at my brother, and he rightly quit that dumb job. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
ever try a pluot ? verrrry tasty |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Darkside wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Bath Salts have finally made their way into Lakemoor, I see .... You know Downers don't you? It's one of the Groves I'm familiar with, yes. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Don Tiny wrote: Darkside wrote: Don Tiny wrote: Bath Salts have finally made their way into Lakemoor, I see .... You know Downers don't you? It's one of the Groves I'm familiar with, yes. 
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:21 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Whenever I watch Jeopardy, I always say the answer out loud in the form of a question, even if there is nobody else in the room. What is Tungsten, or Wolfram? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 10:23 am ] |
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I didn't know plums caused brain damage. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 2:59 pm ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Whenever I watch Jeopardy, I always say the answer out loud in the form of a question, even if there is nobody else in the room. Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 5:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
I've never had a plum ... I've had prunes, they're actually pretty decent, especially refrigerated. I lead a very inneresting life. |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Eating a peach is the way to go. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Eating a peach is the way to go. I love peaches but I feel like they're the most volatile fruit They go bad in like 2 days, and if you don't get it when it's perfectly ripe youre stuck with a mealy piece of garbage or a rock I think I bought 100 peaches over the summer of various types and from various sources and maybe 3 were good |
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| Author: | Zippy-The-Pinhead [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 6:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Bagels wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Eating a peach is the way to go. I love peaches but I feel like they're the most volatile fruit They go bad in like 2 days, and if you don't get it when it's perfectly ripe youre stuck with a mealy piece of garbage or a rock I think I bought 100 peaches over the summer of various types and from various sources and maybe 3 were good Yeah, the fruits good too. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 7:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Bagels wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Eating a peach is the way to go. I love peaches but I feel like they're the most volatile fruit They go bad in like 2 days, and if you don't get it when it's perfectly ripe youre stuck with a mealy piece of garbage or a rock I think I bought 100 peaches over the summer of various types and from various sources and maybe 3 were good Yeah, the fruits good too. Oh is that supposed to be an Allman Brothers reference ? Or is some new euphamism for oral sex ? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Eating a peach is the way to go. 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Eating a peach is the way to go. How long can you eat a peach? |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
https://youtu.be/ILQjS5W8YI4 DOWNER! |
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| Author: | newper [ Wed Nov 16, 2016 11:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Don Tiny wrote: Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote: Eating a peach is the way to go. How long can you eat a peach? When you can't eat it anymore, Make Peach Salsa!! Clear your schedule before you try to make this -- a lot of steps involved!! |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:11 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Whenever I watch Jeopardy, I always say the answer out loud in the form of a question, even if there is nobody else in the room. What is 2016? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Nov 17, 2016 12:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Colonel Angus wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Whenever I watch Jeopardy, I always say the answer out loud in the form of a question, even if there is nobody else in the room. What is 2016? 
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Nov 18, 2016 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Every morning I eat a plum |
Listen you fruity bath and body Works candle sniffing beta asshole... don't ever pull that shit on me again. I get that you probably don't want to deal with a dead mouse in your furnace, I mean who does, but to sit and smell that fucker for 10 damn days waiting for your maintenance appointment because you're too much of a wuss of just remove the damn thing is ridiculous, and really... the worst part 8s you saying "better you than me" to me. What the hell is the matter with you? I've seen some real losers before, I mean guys who don't own a channel locks or know the difference between a standard and a Phillips head but you buddy take the cake. |
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