leashyourkids wrote:
This seems pretty racist.
It's just a question, honest.
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 10:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Orange people who spray tan |
Ditka, George Hamilton, our new mango Mussolini, all seem to have signicant issues. Chemical imbalances, drug interactions, mental issues, what gives? |
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| Author: | Chus [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Regular Reader wrote: Ditka, George Hamilton, our new mango Mussolini, all seem to have signicant issues. Chemical imbalances, drug interactions, mental issues, what gives? Don't forget about those douchebags from The Jersey Shore. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
This seems pretty racist. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. It's just a question, honest.
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. It's just a question, honest. Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
You think the crazy makes them want to be orange or does the orange make them crazy? Does George Hamilton have issues? It's weird ditka does it, he wouldn't seem like he'd need to. I do it about 2x a year. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Spaulding wrote: You think the crazy makes them want to be orange or does the orange make them crazy? Does George Hamilton have issues? It's weird ditka does it, he wouldn't seem like he'd need to. I do it about 2x a year. Really? Why? How does it work, I have always wondered about that. How many have reactions? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Regular Reader wrote: Spaulding wrote: You think the crazy makes them want to be orange or does the orange make them crazy? Does George Hamilton have issues? It's weird ditka does it, he wouldn't seem like he'd need to. I do it about 2x a year. Really? Why? How does it work, I have always wondered about that. How many have reactions? As a bald white man, I can tell you that UV rays are no laughing matter. |
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| Author: | BeerFan [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Le grande Orange #MCGA |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:20 pm ] |
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BeerFan wrote: Le grande Orange #MCGA I must admit BeerFan, I find your first legacy signature line hilarious. |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Chus wrote: Regular Reader wrote: Ditka, George Hamilton, our new mango Mussolini, all seem to have signicant issues. Chemical imbalances, drug interactions, mental issues, what gives? Don't forget about those douchebags from The Jersey Shore. Exactly! |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. Seems? He's calling people douchebags based on the color of their skin. Never thought our guy Reader would go full alt-left. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
I've already informed the NAAOP. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
If it's a professional job you go to a salon or tanning place. You take off your clothes. You can go underwearless if you want. They will provide you with paper panties or you can wear old underwear that you want to throw out or you can go naked but that's weird. You go into a booth, shower stall, or tent type thing and stand on a step. A young girl comes in with a roundup attachment hose type thing and sprays you. You have to stick out your butt, lift things and move things around depending on how much or little creasing you have. You dry for a bit, put loose clothes on and don't shower for about 12 hours. You pay about 20 - 50 + tip. I am cheap so I get a couple cans from walgreens and go into my garage and spray myself. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Dear Penthouse... |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
leashyourkids wrote: Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. It's just a question, honest. Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend. JORR is more like baked cauliflower |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. It's just a question, honest. Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend. JORR is more like baked cauliflower I hope to God we never meet. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:32 pm ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. It's just a question, honest. Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend. JORR is more like baked cauliflower
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Spaulding wrote: If it's a professional job you go to a salon or tanning place. You take off your clothes. You can go underwearless if you want. They will provide you with paper panties or you can wear old underwear that you want to throw out or you can go naked but that's weird. You go into a booth, shower stall, or tent type thing and stand on a step. A young girl comes in with a roundup attachment hose type thing and sprays you. You have to stick out your butt, lift things and move things around depending on how much or little creasing you have. You dry for a bit, put loose clothes on and don't shower for about 12 hours. You pay about 20 - 50 + tip. I am cheap so I get a couple cans from walgreens and go into my garage and spray myself. Thanks, I have wondered about that since I first started getting sunburned
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Mon Nov 28, 2016 11:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
FavreFan wrote: Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. It's just a question, honest. Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend. JORR is more like baked cauliflower See y'all in a week |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Regular Reader wrote: Mango Mussolini Off a bizarro world Orange Julius menu. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:17 am ] |
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Podcast Episode 4: Spaulding Explains White People Things to Regular Reader. Original Soundtrack by Sugar Ray. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:24 am ] |
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Telegram Sam wrote: Podcast Episode 4: Spaulding Explains White People Things to Regular Reader. Original Soundtrack by Sugar Ray. Is it white people explaining or womansplaining? I think I did both! |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Just dropping a little Downers Grove knowledge down Cottage Grove way. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
What's your Downers Grove connection? |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
I saw "The Artist" at the Tivoli theater. My wife brokered a house to some assholes who looked at about 40 houses in Bucktown and Roscoe Village first. That's about all I've got. Though I do roll with relative impunity among the monied and downtrodden classes. |
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| Author: | Spaulding [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 12:49 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Stop in and say hi. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Regular Reader wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This seems pretty racist. It's just a question, honest. Mango Mussolini? I thought JORR was your friend. JORR is more like baked cauliflower Only in the summer. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 7:34 am ] |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Tue Nov 29, 2016 8:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Orange people who spray tan |
Telegram Sam wrote: Just dropping a little Downers Grove knowledge down Cottage Grove way. Nicely played!
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