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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: One of the bars in college, now closed, used to have "the throne" it was a tiny 2-holer urinal spot and a single toilet on a step up with nothing surrounding it like the throne of a 8x8 room. Only Men's bathroom in the bar. Additionally, the lines were so long (since it was essentially a 3-holer) that people in line just left the door open as they waited so everybody that walked by had front-row seats to the closer urinal and, God forbid, if anybody decided that they needed to take a deuce on The Throne. Inspired by the good Dr. Share your tales gathering around the old yule log. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
I've been to a few dingy strip joints, where the pisser was placed in a step. So, as you are a little drinky, you would have to maneuver up a level to piss. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
The Vic Theatre bathroom is mostly disgusting. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
This is a bit of a humble brag, but at Augusta National they have guys in the bathrooms directing traffic, and they wipe down EVERY urinal and EVERY toilet seat after EVERY use. My wife said it was the same way in the women's bathrooms. |
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| Author: | Cashman [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Frank Coztansa wrote: This is a bit of a humble brag, but at Augusta National they have guys in the bathrooms directing traffic, and they wipe down EVERY urinal and EVERY toilet seat after EVERY use. My wife said it was the same way in the women's bathrooms. Any reach-arounds? |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
TurdFerguson wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: One of the bars in college, now closed, used to have "the throne" it was a tiny 2-holer urinal spot and a single toilet on a step up with nothing surrounding it like the throne of a 8x8 room. Only Men's bathroom in the bar. Additionally, the lines were so long (since it was essentially a 3-holer) that people in line just left the door open as they waited so everybody that walked by had front-row seats to the closer urinal and, God forbid, if anybody decided that they needed to take a deuce on The Throne. Inspired by the good Dr. Share your tales gathering around the old yule log. Girls used to just hang out outside the bathroom door in the hallway and watch guys take a piss. How would that register with the Twitter crowd these days? |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
The Green Mill. I don't think it's been cleaned since pre-prohibition. Also, located stage left where an open door grants MANY an unobstructed view of the brown mill.... |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
The urinal at 21c Museum Hotel, which contains a very cool bar called Proof on Main, is a glass wall with a trough at floor level...it's a 2-way mirror. You can look at people in the hall outside the bathroom while you piss. There's a waterfall running down the glass on the inside...you don't flush anything.    http://www.urinal.net/proof_on_main/ |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
The Man Hole 
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
there is this restaurant in Paris, Cafe Le Zimmer on Avenue Victoria and Place du Chatalet near the Louvre. The bathroom was downstairs and unisex for single use. there was no toilet seat. |
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
How do you know if someone has been to Paris? Don't worry, they'll tell you 
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| Author: | DannyB [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Circa 1990 a bar called "The Stein" in Cedar Falls, Iowa. The bathroom had no toilet, just a fairly large hole between a bunch of broken tiles. I pissed and went over to the sink to wash my hands, and a guy yells "hey don't wash your hands in that sink, I have to piss in there." |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Lamplighter's in Palatine has the giant urinal. 
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Douchebag wrote: The Man Hole is that at Wild Hare ? |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
doug - evergreen park wrote: Lamplighter's in Palatine has the giant urinal. Bingo! I had that urinal in mind and couldn't remember the bar. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
doug - evergreen park wrote: Lamplighter's in Palatine has the giant urinal. That's tiny compared to the one at the Mutiny. It's across the street from Quencher's. You should stop in for a quick shot and a piss on Friday. |
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| Author: | spmack [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Sidetrack .....I've heard. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal. Cuts down on splashback. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:50 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
i saw these on vacation earlier this year and thought they were kinda cool 
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
spmack wrote: Sidetrack .....I've heard.  It's definitely something.
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
redskingreg wrote: The Vic Theatre bathroom is mostly disgusting. It's awful. The basement bathroom at the Barrymore Theater in Madison is as bad as I have seen. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:58 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
In the grandstand men's room at the DuQuoin State Fair you just piss on a wall and there's like a waterfall running down it and a small gutter on the floor. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
the Mutiny and Lamplighter urinals look to be the same size and manufacturer. |
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| Author: | DannyB [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
At the last Soldier Field Bears game (playoff loss to Phil) the plumbing malfunctioned and people solemnly lined up in single file lines to piss on the walls in the concourse as if there were urinals there. It was a very warm human moment. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal. Cuts down on splashback. and it allows me to let the whole thing hang out rather than having to keep half of it in to avoid having my unit dangle in the water |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Bruno and Tim's across from Loyola U barely had a floor. It was like going on an Indiana Jones adventure just to take a piss. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
good dolphin wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal. Cuts down on splashback. and it allows me to let the whole thing hang out rather than having to keep half of it in to avoid having my unit dangle in the water Dolphin's dick is eight inches...from the ground. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Chus wrote: good dolphin wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: I'm a fan of the giant floor urinal. Cuts down on splashback. and it allows me to let the whole thing hang out rather than having to keep half of it in to avoid having my unit dangle in the water Dolphin's dick is eight inches...from the ground. Poles have the biggest in Europe...very few divorces as well. |
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| Author: | ToxicMasculinity [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
DannyB wrote: At the last Soldier Field Bears game (playoff loss to Phil) the plumbing malfunctioned and people solemnly lined up in single file lines to piss on the walls in the concourse as if there were urinals there. It was a very warm human moment. Last time I was at Soldier Field in 2014 I watched a man deck a woman outside the restrooms. It was not a very warm human moment. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:43 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Memeroable Public Restrooms |
Any in which the door to the crapper goes all the way to the ground. About the only way I'll drop a deuce in public. 
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