denisdman wrote:
Don Tiny- How does one person interject so perfectly in nearly every thread. Has he ever made a bad post? Well probably. But he has a 99.something posting success percentage.
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The CFMB poster of the year |
I am sitting in the Denver airport slightly bored, definitely drinky, while the enjoying the entertainment that this forum provides. The thoughts below are meant to be light hearted, positive, and sincere. The winner is the guy at the bottom of my list with runner ups as follows: Dr. Ken- Your legend is growing by the week. Your smooth voice on the podcats has already taken this place to the next level. You were universally loved before the whole podcast thingy, and I am thoroughly impressed by your talents. Brick- Ok this is a can of worms for me. I love you and hate you at the same time, in equal proportions. But consider this- the worst thing someone can say about you a person is that you're forgettable. And in no world is Brick forgettable. He has a style that everyone has to rise up and take notice. PM- Do you want to get drunk and have fun? Uh yes. PM is your guy. Love him. The Big Three, Seacrest, Jorr AND Nas- You saved this place. You let the free market work. I thank you for that. Don Tiny- How does one person interject so perfectly in nearly every thread. Has he ever made a bad post? Well probably. But he has a 99.something posting success percentage. Leash- You're inside motherfuckers' heads on a daily basis. The new master troll. I sit back and laugh resisting the urge to bite on his glittering bait. FF- No. Your thoughts wouldn't be good even on the top of the line Weber grill with Chus cooking. But we love you for that. Chus- Your stock rose after that podcast. You largely disarmed your critics with your down to earth style. DB- I always appreciated your work. You seem to be posting more frequently, and I find you to be a must read. Which is to say, the one word or simple sentence response. You have always been the king of responding in the most pithy manner but with the biggest impact. You make me laugh. Sure, I'm easily amused, but that's the whole point of this place. Juice/Julie- I only say Julie because your board name still looks like Julie. You'll forever be tied to DiCaro. And DiCaro has been in the board's head for a while now. Rogue- Remo Williams is no longer just a man in an underrated movie. Ok I am sure I missed a few of you. I still love you all. I wanted to pick a darkhorse winner..... Terry's Peeps- Yeah, there I said it. You don't like it? Well that's your problem. I suggest you just search his posts and read 50 or so. He is funny, understated, and a generally good guy. He's my guy for 2016. Ok I am boarding now. Go Hawks. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:57 pm ] |
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Can I get ROTY? |
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| Author: | America [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:58 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: PM- Do you want to get drunk and have fun? Uh yes. PM is your guy. Love him. uhhhh |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:01 pm ] |
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Aim higher Juice! I think BigBrane got ROTY. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:04 pm ] |
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I already won Comeback of the Year. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:06 pm ] |
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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: I already won Comeback of the Year. Hell ya. In celebration are you watching Temple of Doom? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:06 pm ] |
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I'm offended that I wasn't listed with the Big 3. I know it's because I am blqck |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:11 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: I'm offended that I wasn't listed with the Big 3. I know it's because I am blqck Typo. Was on my iPad. I'll add you now. You're the cornerstone. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:18 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Don Tiny- How does one person interject so perfectly in nearly every thread. Has he ever made a bad post? Well probably. But he has a 99.something posting success percentage.
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:22 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Aim higher Juice! I think BigBrane got ROTY. I love Brane, but sumlord is more nuanced. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:34 pm ] |
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America wrote: denisdman wrote: PM- Do you want to get drunk and have fun? Uh yes. PM is your guy. Love him. uhhhh Uh what? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:39 pm ] |
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Neato |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:50 pm ] |
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Jaw Breaker wrote: denisdman wrote: Aim higher Juice! I think BigBrane got ROTY. I love Brane, but sumlord is more nuanced. Agreed. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:57 pm ] |
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:01 pm ] |
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I've pretty much avoided posting MANY of my ideas here on the board, which should give me consideration for the poster of the year. |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:08 pm ] |
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Nas wrote: I'm offended that I wasn't listed with the Big 3. I know it's because I am blqck Is that a balck duck? 
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:02 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Terry's Peeps- Yeah, there I said it. You don't like it? Well that's your problem. I suggest you just search his posts and read 50 or so. He is funny, understated, and a generally good guy. He's my guy for 2016. speeps must have given you a bunch of e-grabass over the course of the year because that's his forte. i said years ago (back during the ReVolution i think?) that he's a politician at heart and he reminds me of that time that encephala (aka "encephallus" cuz i give everyone nicknames) was called a "pillar of WATMM" and i was like "huh?" -- same general concept here, and that's nothing against speeps insomuchas yeah he posts a lot, yeah i'm sure if i stopped and read 50 of them they'd be better than i think (kind of like that revelation i had about don tiny a few years back) --- but i'll be damned if off the top of my head i can't remember a goddamn thing the guy has ever said in terms of opinions/beliefs/etc.... ...combine that with his generally affable presence where he puts in work to circlejerk and/or e-grabass enough to make everyone, let alone THE MAN, feel good about themselves.... tell me where i was wrong about the whole "speeps is a politician at heart" thing. that comes in handy when it's "awards season" here or that loathsome final four bullshit that i hope the new iteration/continuation of the board can do without in the future. that said, in the past i've noted that this award should be called the Curious Hair Poster of the Year Award (brought to you by Brown's Chicken) so i think i've pretty much "shown my hand" in regards to finding no evidence in 2016 to disprove my long-held belief that Curious Hair is the best poster on the boar. however, given that this is a dennis THE MAN thread and he's got his weird passive/aggro gayness for CH he won't even get listed, so i'll just assume that this is covered by the whole Curious Hair Poster of the Year Award brought to you by Brown's CHicken thing. from there, i mean, if you wanna say CH had an off year or maybe you just dont wanna keep saying the best is the best akin to not wanting to give lebron or trout the MVP every year cuz it gets boring.... man, unless there's a "straw that stirs the drink" award anymore i'd say JORR has the most impact on people since everyone wants to slag him off so much he MUST be doing something right. from there uhhhhh, well, you know..... idk. matches malone consistently brings the quality, there's that other guy whose name i forget but this year i bumped mr. reason from the #1 "rare treat" position to give it to him.... he's good. but beyond that, i mean, ball me biased, but it's pretty much 1. CH 2. JORR 3. ??? 4. Profit! and that's about that. but hey, maybe if i actually go and read 50 speeps posts i'll end up finding an opinion or actual thought.... or hell better yet, maybe i can put those 50 speeps posts right next to 50 spmack posts and see if i can walk away with something like a combined 2-3 actual sports thoughts (read: non-yenta/meta bullshit) that don't pertain to wrasslin' or horse racing respectively.... and then maybe i'll "get it" --- and then some day if i do good in school, say my prayers, eat my vitamins, and make sure i dont make posts liek this anymore speeps will give me that e-reacharound i've desperately needed since 2009 and after i'm properly "serviced" i'll end up going "you know what? this dude is our Curious Hair Poster of the Year Winner, brought to you by Brown's Chicken.... of course, just like all the best things in life (ask any palatinian  TLDR = how can you give POTY to someone who posts so damn much but i never remember anything he said? 90%+ of his posts are basically the equivalent of hitting the like button on facebook --- and again, there's nothing wrong with speeps personally or his role on the board, but saying "Curious Hair Poster of the Year brought to you by Brown's Chicken' --- like the british say "that's a bit much" don't ya think? |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:07 pm ] |
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Lol Sini. If I was still doing the passive aggressive thing, wouldn't I have listed him? That old game has long since vanished. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:15 pm ] |
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denisdman wrote: Lol Sini. If I was still doing the passive aggressive thing, wouldn't I have listed him? That old game has long since vanished. dude, listing 10-15 candidates for POTY and not including the best poster in the board is [something] --- idk what, but since you're you and you fetishize CH i mean, yeah, it's [something]. also, all apologies to CH cuz odds are he's groaning that i'm mentioning him here as obvious POTY cuz the real POTY doesnt need to be labeled as such cuz c'est la vie, no? but yeah, with no hostility meant towards anyone involved, wake me up when speeps says something that's actually memorable. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:35 pm ] |
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sinicalypse wrote: denisdman wrote: Lol Sini. If I was still doing the passive aggressive thing, wouldn't I have listed him? That old game has long since vanished. dude, listing 10-15 candidates for POTY and not including the best poster in the board is [something] --- idk what, but since you're you and you fetishize CH i mean, yeah, it's [something]. also, all apologies to CH cuz odds are he's groaning that i'm mentioning him here as obvious POTY cuz the real POTY doesnt need to be labeled as such cuz c'est la vie, no? but yeah, with no hostility meant towards anyone involved, wake me up when speeps says something that's actually memorable. Denis was right on about speeps. Especially about the humor. Him coming back to the board was a win for everyone. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:36 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: denisdman wrote: Aim higher Juice! I think BigBrane got ROTY. I love Brane, but sumlord is more nuanced. Agreed.  I know who Brane was on the other board. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:37 pm ] |
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Can't give a mult ROY. The fucks the matter with you all? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:48 pm ] |
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Sini is 100% right about Peeps. He's a worthless piece of shit. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:50 pm ] |
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Myself. No one else is on my level. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:51 pm ] |
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I do think it should be a Cubs fan. #2016 |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:51 pm ] |
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Hockey Gay wrote: No one else is on my level. #truth |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:52 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Can't give a mult ROY. The fucks the matter with you all? Too many chiefs and not enough smallpox blankets. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:53 pm ] |
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I'd vote for Gay if he wasn't a beta Trump supporter. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:54 pm ] |
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I'd vote for leash if he understood the POTUS is nothing more than a figurehead who doesn't matter. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Dec 15, 2016 9:55 pm ] |
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You'd vote for me if ya knew what was good for ya. |
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