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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Dumb Holiday Traditions For most of my childhood and into my young adult years my mother would always "expect" me to attend Midnight Mass with her on Christmas Eve. Being raised Catholic and living in a home with a mother who was very Catholic, the very thought of missing Midnight Mass was enough to send me directly to hell. That fear was instilled in me very early and, admittedly, I think about it once in awhile as I no longer attend. It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Regardless, the mass itself was the apotheosis of boredom. A good portion of it was in Slovenian, the choir sang seven additional verses of Silent Night that no one new existed, and there was no chance you got home before 1:30am. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
I went to midnight mass once. And I was pretty drunk. I slept through most of it. I can't think of many traditions we had as a kid that were dumb, per se... |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny.
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| Author: | Tall Midget [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Why so hard on herpes, Ugie? |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Tall Midget wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Why so hard on herpes, Ugie? 
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Dumb Holiday Traditions For most of my childhood and into my young adult years my mother would always "expect" me to attend Midnight Mass with her on Christmas Eve. Being raised Catholic and living in a home with a mother who was very Catholic, the very thought of missing Midnight Mass was enough to send me directly to hell. That fear was instilled in me very early and, admittedly, I think about it once in awhile as I no longer attend. It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Regardless, the mass itself was the apotheosis of boredom. A good portion of it was in Slovenian, the choir sang seven additional verses of Silent Night that no one new existed, and there was no chance you got home before 1:30am. Why is that dumb? |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
good dolphin wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Dumb Holiday Traditions For most of my childhood and into my young adult years my mother would always "expect" me to attend Midnight Mass with her on Christmas Eve. Being raised Catholic and living in a home with a mother who was very Catholic, the very thought of missing Midnight Mass was enough to send me directly to hell. That fear was instilled in me very early and, admittedly, I think about it once in awhile as I no longer attend. It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Regardless, the mass itself was the apotheosis of boredom. A good portion of it was in Slovenian, the choir sang seven additional verses of Silent Night that no one new existed, and there was no chance you got home before 1:30am. Why is that dumb? You know why. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Were there extra candles used at the Midnight Mass? |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Were there extra candles used at the Midnight Mass? At the Lutheran Christmas Eve services as a kid, they usually passed out individual candles for each person. Ugie would have loved it.
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
good dolphin wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Dumb Holiday Traditions For most of my childhood and into my young adult years my mother would always "expect" me to attend Midnight Mass with her on Christmas Eve. Being raised Catholic and living in a home with a mother who was very Catholic, the very thought of missing Midnight Mass was enough to send me directly to hell. That fear was instilled in me very early and, admittedly, I think about it once in awhile as I no longer attend. It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Regardless, the mass itself was the apotheosis of boredom. A good portion of it was in Slovenian, the choir sang seven additional verses of Silent Night that no one new existed, and there was no chance you got home before 1:30am. Why is that dumb? Something about Slovenian herpes. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 10:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
My wife loves to go to midnight mass though she is an atheist. The Lord works in mysterious ways. I hate being tired the next morning. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Tall Midget wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Why so hard on herpes, Ugie? 
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
T-Bone wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Were there extra candles used at the Midnight Mass? At the Lutheran Christmas Eve services as a kid, they usually passed out individual candles for each person. Ugie would have loved it.Not to mention a rousing chorus or two of Stille Nacht. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Douchebag wrote: good dolphin wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Dumb Holiday Traditions For most of my childhood and into my young adult years my mother would always "expect" me to attend Midnight Mass with her on Christmas Eve. Being raised Catholic and living in a home with a mother who was very Catholic, the very thought of missing Midnight Mass was enough to send me directly to hell. That fear was instilled in me very early and, admittedly, I think about it once in awhile as I no longer attend. It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Regardless, the mass itself was the apotheosis of boredom. A good portion of it was in Slovenian, the choir sang seven additional verses of Silent Night that no one new existed, and there was no chance you got home before 1:30am. Why is that dumb? You know why. Slovenians are low on the hierarchy of South Slavs, which are themselves lower than all West Slavs |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
good dolphin wrote: Douchebag wrote: good dolphin wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: Dumb Holiday Traditions For most of my childhood and into my young adult years my mother would always "expect" me to attend Midnight Mass with her on Christmas Eve. Being raised Catholic and living in a home with a mother who was very Catholic, the very thought of missing Midnight Mass was enough to send me directly to hell. That fear was instilled in me very early and, admittedly, I think about it once in awhile as I no longer attend. It's funny how some things stick with you over the years. Like herpes. Or Don Tiny. Regardless, the mass itself was the apotheosis of boredom. A good portion of it was in Slovenian, the choir sang seven additional verses of Silent Night that no one new existed, and there was no chance you got home before 1:30am. Why is that dumb? You know why. Slovenians are low on the hierarchy of South Slavs, which are themselves lower than all West Slavs You mean socially or that they typically squat lower to the ground? |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Every year we ate the blood of Christ(or something like that). I always wanted to put some Cheez Whiz on the blood of Christ but it probably wouldn't have gone well. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Every year we ate the blood of Christ(or something like that). I always wanted to put some Cheez Whiz on the blood of Christ but it probably wouldn't have gone well. blood is a liquid |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
good dolphin wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Every year we ate the blood of Christ(or something like that). I always wanted to put some Cheez Whiz on the blood of Christ but it probably wouldn't have gone well. blood is a liquid |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: good dolphin wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Every year we ate the blood of Christ(or something like that). I always wanted to put some Cheez Whiz on the blood of Christ but it probably wouldn't have gone well. blood is a liquid Body of Christ. The wine is the blood. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: good dolphin wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Every year we ate the blood of Christ(or something like that). I always wanted to put some Cheez Whiz on the blood of Christ but it probably wouldn't have gone well. blood is a liquid Body of Christ. The wine is the blood. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: good dolphin wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Every year we ate the blood of Christ(or something like that). I always wanted to put some Cheez Whiz on the blood of Christ but it probably wouldn't have gone well. blood is a liquid Body of Christ. The wine is the blood. It sounds hot |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Douchebag wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: good dolphin wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: Every year we ate the blood of Christ(or something like that). I always wanted to put some Cheez Whiz on the blood of Christ but it probably wouldn't have gone well. blood is a liquid Body of Christ. The wine is the blood. It sounds hot When you have abs like that, people always want to eat cheese off you. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Body of Christ. The wine is the blood. Eating Cheez Whiz off the Body of Christ doesn't sound right.[/quote]
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
I think I served at midnight mass like 3 or 4 times... yes, I was an altar boy for 8 years. no, i was not touched inappropriately. We used to do Chinese Food on Christmas Eve, but the wife doesn't care for it so we stopped. She wants to cook. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
doug - evergreen park wrote: I think I served at midnight mass like 3 or 4 times... yes, I was an altar boy for 8 years. no, i was not touched inappropriately. Missed opportunity. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
doug - evergreen park wrote: I was an altar boy for 8 years. no, i was not touched inappropriately. Cry harder. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Somebody just broke out the balut. It's getting crazy. Next CFMB board outing - Balut Eating Contest. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Somebody just broke out the balut. It's getting crazy. Next CFMB board outing - Balut Eating Contest. My money is on Donspiracy. |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Somebody just broke out the balut. It's getting crazy. Next CFMB board outing - Balut Eating Contest. What the fuck is wrong with you people |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sat Dec 24, 2016 6:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Dumb Holiday Traditions 12/16/16 |
Quite a bit. |
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