My wife and I just spent ten minutes arguing over whether Mrs. Noisewater was "Bandit" or "The Bandit".

Didn't Dr. Ken ask that question on the show?

I thought she said The Bandit.

Oh, I'm sure it's The Bandit. Another argument where I was right!

Orbs.

Somebody I know was/is convinced that a recently deceased person caused it while they were filming holiday festivities.

Having listened to countless hours of Coast To Coast radio, I still thought it was one of the dumbest things I heard.

Let's circle this back to FF being convicted John Lackey can't dunk a basketball.

It's not very difficult to drill into concrete and fasten some anchors.

A good drill and the right bit.

I have a sweet Bosch hammer drill.

Nothing specific, but when I try to explain the board to my wife, I usually have a moment of clarity midway through and realize how ridiculous it sounds.

I also always use board names rather than people's real names IRL. It's kind of strange that my wife has become accustomed to me saying I'm going to meet up with a guy known only as Douchebag.

A couple of years ago, my buddy Tim and I went to John's in Winfield to meet up with Redskin Greg and Douchebag. On the way, my buddy asked, "if this guy is a douchebag, why are we meeting up with him?"

I also always use board names rather than people's real names IRL.

Seems to me that's a fairly common thing for MANY, particularly the ISOP.

I didn't even know your real name until Lakemoorfest 2015.

I didn't even know your real name until Lakemoorfest 2015.

We had some issues with water coming into our basement. Basically, our entire backyard is sloped at our house, so that is why we get water. We had a retaining wall built around our patio, which has eliminated about 95% of the water problem. My wife wants to have some lights out there around the patio, which is a nice touch. But she doesn't want posts stuck into the ground. She wants to have somebody put them into the wall. I asked her how she expected to do this. She explained, very sternly, that we would have to find somebody to drill thru the wall and put the posts in that way. So this went back and forth, and basically I'm the asshole for being logical enough to know that while its not impossible to spend thousands of dollars over the course of MANY hours to drill thru solid blocks for some posts, its certainly not something we are going to do.

We never do what I want to do!

Good question.