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Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:11 pm ]
Post subject:  You are stranded on an island...

...and are in a fight for your survival. You get to have one person with you and one handheld item. Oddly enough, the island also has a functioning magical television and computer. However, the TV only displays one channel and the internet will only allow access to one website.

1. What board member would you want with you?

2. What handheld item would you bring?

3. What TV station would you tune to?

4. What website would you want access to?

I have pneumonia and may or may not have hit the codeine a little hard tonight, so please forgive me for this dumb thread.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

1) Being an outdoorsman, Darkside would be a good guy to have.

2) im assuming we each get a tool? A flint striker and a pocket knife

3) TBS. Sports, movies, comedy

4) pornhub?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:22 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

Frank Coztansa wrote:
1) Being an outdoorsman, Darkside would be a good guy to have.

2) im assuming we each get a tool? A flint striker and a pocket knife

3) TBS. Sports, movies, comedy

4) pornhub?


Keep in mind, you also have to be around that person constantly. There's still time to change your answer.

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

1. Dr. Ken. He is important enough to require a full search and rescue.

2. Pocket knife.

3. HBO

4. CFMB

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

1- First you say "one person" then you say "one board member". It's one or the other.

2- Machete.

3- USA so I could watch wrestling.

4- Spankbang, because Pornhub has figured around adblocker.

Author:  Chus [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

leashyourkids wrote:
...and are in a fight for your survival. You get to have one person with you and one handheld item. Oddly enough, the island also has a functioning magical television and computer. However, the TV only displays one channel and the internet will only allow access to one website.

1. What board member would you want with you?

2. What handheld item would you bring?

3. What TV station would you tune to?

4. What website would you want access to?

I have pneumonia and may or may not have hit the codeine a little hard tonight, so please forgive me for this dumb thread.


1. Spaulding :wink:

2. A Knife

3. The Weather Channel

4. CFMB

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

leashyourkids wrote:
Keep in mind, you also have to be around that person constantly.
Correct. Thats why nobody will say you.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

Colonel Angus wrote:
1- First you say "one person" then you say "one board member". It's one or the other.


Ugh... Come on, Angus. You sound like one of those old ladies arguing over the fine print on the back of a buffet coupon.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

Frank Coztansa wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Keep in mind, you also have to be around that person constantly.
Correct. Thats why nobody will say you.


You're so mean to me, Frank. I was gonna pick you.

Author:  denisdman [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:38 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

Ice girl, viagra, cnbc, drudgereport

Author:  sumlord [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

gREAT THREAD! good too see no contest threads but we have the IDIOT FRENDS talking about islands!!!!!!

maybe douchebag and his suburban crew can show us how its done?????????????????

Author:  Darkside [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

1. As I can kill and cook my own game I bring a certain set of skills. That being said another important feature would be engineering shelter and water management devices. I would think doug would be good at stuff like that. He's fairly amicable and I don't think I'd kill him with too much exposure.

2. Knives are good. But I'll take my Leatherman Wave every day of the week. It is amazing how much I use it. If you've ever seen me in person, it's on my belt (assuming I'm wearing pants). I literally don't go anywhere without it.

3. TV? I don't really care. But being trapped on an island I guess I'd choose the discovery channel. Who know what you can learn from a survivor man or naked and afraid. Valuable skills pal.

4. Website... I guess anything in which I could contact emergency responders.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

sumlord wrote:
gREAT THREAD! good too see no contest threads but we have the IDIOT FRENDS talking about islands!!!!!!

maybe douchebag and his suburban crew can show us how its done?????????????????

Goose Island! Beer, LOU"S!, bars, wings. GREAT island to be stranded on!

Id take sini. Need RAP on this island!

Take my phone too. Gotta have the GRUBHUB app?

VEGAS.com

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Fri Jan 06, 2017 9:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

leashyourkids wrote:
...and are in a fight for your survival. You get to have one person with you and one handheld item. Oddly enough, the island also has a functioning magical television and computer. However, the TV only displays one channel and the internet will only allow access to one website.

1. What board member would you want with you?

2. What handheld item would you bring?

3. What TV station would you tune to?

4. What website would you want access to?

I have pneumonia and may or may not have hit the codeine a little hard tonight, so please forgive me for this dumb thread.


Beebo

Handcuffs

TNN

Wikipedia

Author:  W_Z [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

Beebo? You'd better have a scarf and trench coat handy.

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

1. I've never met any of you, so I'd have to pick Spaulding and go for the remote chance that she gets sufficiently desperate before we are rescued or eaten by wolves.

2. GPS device with readout of my location

3. Will Weather Channel have local forecasts? If so, that. If not, xhamster since Spaulding is highly unlikely to become sufficiently desperate

4. Reddit, with posting ability. IAMA Stranded on an Island, please the fuck help me.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sun Jan 08, 2017 7:12 am ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

Seeing as if I were in this situation, I would just want to be left the fuck alone while I accepted my ultimate fate, I answer as follows:

1) BeerFan
2) Bottle of Rum
3) Fox News
4) Breitbart

I figure he can sit there and jerk off to his alt-right bullshit while I collect my thoughts on another part of the island before coming to peace with my demise.

Author:  Nas [ Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:16 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: You are stranded on an island...

Cookie
Whiskey
ESPN
CFMB

Author:  FrankDrebin [ Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:06 pm ]
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Elmhurst Steve
Handcuffs
BET
wwe.com

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