what the fuck is with girls now. when the fuck did this happen... was it facebook? i dont remember every fucking girl i meet owning a dog and LOVING IT SO MUCH YOU GET THE SENSE SHE LITERALLY FUCKS IT EVERY NIGHT. what the fuck is wrong with people. when i grew up as an 80s baby we had a dog. it was there. thats pretty much it. sometimes we would let it outside and laugh at it... but once it came inside we would mostly yell at it and tell it to go away. it was pretty cool, i liked dogs back then.

then i hit my teens and people i interacted with started getting more dogs. they would literally go to a place and pay money for one. they would bring it home, it would shit all over the house and they would go 'ugh' then proceed to love it to death. the last girlfriend i had got SUPER FUCKING GROSSED OUT WHEN I SPILLED SOME SHREDDED CHEESE ON THE COUNTER AND I PUT IT BACK IN THE CASSEROLE DISH WHICH THEN WENT INTO AN OVEN TO BE STERILIZED AND TURNED INTO A LOVING MEAL. oh, she wasnt done with me though, she just had to leave for a moment because her shit ass dumb fuck dog was barking outside because it believed it belonged inside.

fast forward 45 minutes and youd think she wasn't complaining all day that she was starving. the casserole is bad even though you haven't tried it? what the fuck do i know, i search for 'hot skinny ass' on youporn and it doesn't take long before i see some chick getting her crotch licked by a nasty ass fuckin dog. THANKS. NOW I CANT EVEN FINISH BEATING OFF BECAUSE OF A DOG.

oh my 20s. those were great. even though i only had to do it 10 times, it was still 10 fucking 'jolly old' times i had to sit at a foul ass house trying desperately to show appreciation for my grandmother while her retarded fat fuck dog wouldnt stop pressing his nose into my thighs. OH YEA THIS IS OBVIOUS YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOURE DOING DO YOU BOY? SUCH A GOOD BOY. would it be weird if i just unzipped and let the dog lick where it knows girls like dog mouth? i mean grandma is right there, but obviously this wouldnt be a shocker in the literal sense. why is my sock wet? OH HES SO FAT GRANDMA! HAHAHAHAHA THATS HILARIOUS. 10 years times 5 hours a pop, id rather have an extra paycheck.

and now i meet girls who cant do anything tonight BECAUSE MY DOG HAS PINK EYE. I HAVE TO TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL! really? dont you realize thats not covered under trumpcare? if you shot piece of shit in the head i would cut it open and take out the bullet so it could be reused and save 50 cents. a shovel to the head can also do the job and you can bury the carcass under pot plants to actually make money on the adventure. people are fucking stupid. great, you love your dog. keep doing that. stay at home or at least wear a wedding ring so i have half the discouragement to hit on you. even better, just wear a picture id around your neck with your dog and the quote 'i have a dog because i have deep scars in my life that wont heal'. ill leave you alone. believe me. ill leave you alone the best. it will be great. i have two options in life. one, meet a great girl and live happy. two, meet a great girl with a dog and stop talking to her the moment i find out you have said fun object to kick repeatedly.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Maybe they don't want to spend time with you?

Dogs are awesome shut the fuck up crackhead

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Dogs smell.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

+1 Most days I like dogs better than people.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

You're a monster.
I like you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Glass dildos?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

One too many hits from the crack pipe.

A long-awaited return to form for IkeSouth.

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What I bolded is the only part of his initial post that actually happened.

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Still drinking entire bottles of vodka, I see.

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-- source

you post the same dumbass thread about this every few months. you don't like dogs, we get it .

get some new material

Rubber dog dongs...for the dog lovers without access to a dog...

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I don't understand why Ike would fight it. Clearly, you understand that MANY girls like dogs. Presuming you like girls, it would make sense for you to get a dog. Since you're not a chick magnet, maybe your dog would be. Better than spending your days on youporn.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

weird. i was actually drinking bottles of whiskey. that went on over the last year or so. but just last week i felt like it was effecting my health so i switched to vodka and ive been feeling better.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Try battery acid.

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