NH considers banning Russian vodka after election hacks

A New Hampshire state senator angry over Russia's meddling in November's elections has proposed punishing Vladimir Putin's regime — by pulling Russian vodka off the shelves of state liquor stores.

State Sen. Jeff Woodburn, the Democratic leader, proposed legislation on Monday to create a bipartisan commission to consider punitive measures against Russia, following the U.S. intelligence community’s conclusion that Putin's regime interfered with November's presidential contest.

Woodburn's commission would be allowed to consider a wide variety of responses, though two possibilities were specifically mentioned in the draft version of the bill. One is a proposal to require the state retirement system to divest from any Russian-based assets, the other would require the state Liquor Commission to suspend orders for any Russian-made vodkas for sale at the 79 state-run liquor stores – the only source for hard liquor in the state.

"Given this confirmed interference in our elections, New Hampshire shouldn't just continue a 'business as usual' relationship with Russia," Woodburn said in a statement introducing the bill.

Woodburn's bill quotes from an 1809 letter written by Gen. John Stark, a Granite State native and Revolutionary War hero, according to the New Hampshire Union Leader.

"I am the enemy of all foreign influence, for all foreign influence is the influence of tyranny," Stark wrote, in the same letter in which he coined the state motto, “Live free or die.”

Even if Woodburn's measure wins approval, it is unlikely to leave Granite State liquor stores bereft of vodka. New Hampshire liquor stores currently carry only a few Russian-made vodka brands, including Russian Standard Vodka and Stolichnaya, which is actually distilled in Latvia.

Most popular vodka brands available in American liquor stores, such as Smirnoff, Svedka, Grey Goose and Absolut, are made by companies in the United Kindgom, France and Sweden.

New Hampshire liquor stores also carry 159 different varieties of American-made vodka.

Tito's and North Shore are all the vodkas you'll ever need.

The correct steps to consuming vodka:

1. Throw it in the trash

2. Buy whiskey

Vodka is probably the only thing more overrated than pop

It's soda but i gotta agree

Vodka is probably the only thing more overrated than pop

Not around here it's not.

I'm not sure that map is accurate. Nearly everyone I ran into in Louisiana and Texas called it soda.

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I'm not sure that map is accurate. Nearly everyone I ran into in Louisiana and Texas called it soda.

♫ king of the wild frontier ♫

You met everyone in Texas and Louisiana?
You must be quite tired.

Is that sung to the tune of "Joooody Davis, catcher without a fear...Joooody Davis, catcher of the year..."

I'm not sure that map is accurate. Nearly everyone I ran into in Louisiana and Texas called it soda.

Vodka = girl drink

Now it all makes sense.

It's pop in the Midwest. I had to listen to Northeastern dickfucks call it soda for years even though I refused to acknowledge it.

Also, whiskey >>>>>>>>>>>>>> vodka (weak rubbing alcohol)