Douchebag wrote:
This explains why truck driving is such a dangerous job.
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
Y'all are degenerates https://www.timeout.com/newyork/blog/39 ... vey-122115 |
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| Author: | chaspoppcap [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
I work from home so yeah guilty |
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| Author: | Lisa Sparxxx [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:13 pm ] |
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I masturbate as work. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:25 pm ] |
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Quote: “It’s cozy in there, and there’s candles. Plus, there’s a lot of space if you want to move around.” Move around? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
That can't possibly be true. How many jobs would you even have the resources necessary to do such a thing? |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:33 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: That can't possibly be true. How many jobs would you even have the resources necessary to do such a thing? I'm not sure I believe it either. A work bathroom is the only place I can think of and those are some of the nastiest places on earth. You'd have to be out of your mind to do that. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
FavreFan wrote: leashyourkids wrote: That can't possibly be true. How many jobs would you even have the resources necessary to do such a thing? I'm not sure I believe it either. A work bathroom is the only place I can think of and those are some of the nastiest places on earth. You'd have to be out of your mind to do that. Or some sort of sex-addicted freak. Is Scooter spitting on his hand in the oxygen-mobile on his way to an emergency? |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:37 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: leashyourkids wrote: That can't possibly be true. How many jobs would you even have the resources necessary to do such a thing? I'm not sure I believe it either. A work bathroom is the only place I can think of and those are some of the nastiest places on earth. You'd have to be out of your mind to do that. Hence the "employees must wash hands before returning to work" signs. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:37 pm ] |
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This explains why truck driving is such a dangerous job. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Quote: “It’s cozy in there, and there’s candles. Plus, there’s a lot of space if you want to move around.” Move around? |
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| Author: | WaitingforRuffcorn [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
You guys are forgetting that a vast percentage of the workforce are truckers, delivery drivers or security guards. I knew someone who owned a pizza place and they kept having to clean up muddy footprints on the toilet. Eventually it was discovered that some of the drivers had stashed dirty (literally and figuratively) magazines above the ceiling panels for breaktime "use". |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
Douchebag wrote: This explains why truck driving is such a dangerous job.
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:39 pm ] |
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was this a Gallup poll? I didn't see the published study. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:40 pm ] |
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Hatchetman wrote: was this a Gallup poll? I didn't see the published study. I think if you changed your avatar, I might actually like you. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:44 pm ] |
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: You guys are forgetting that a vast percentage of the workforce are truckers, delivery drivers or security guards. I knew someone who owned a pizza place and they kept having to clean up muddy footprints on the toilet. Eventually it was discovered that some of the drivers had stashed dirty (literally and figuratively) magazines above the ceiling panels for breaktime "use". Is that why Step 3 on my online Domino's Pizza Tracker is "Pete is rubbing one out"? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: You guys are forgetting that a vast percentage of the workforce are truckers, delivery drivers or security guards. I knew someone who owned a pizza place and they kept having to clean up muddy footprints on the toilet. Eventually it was discovered that some of the drivers had stashed dirty (literally and figuratively) magazines above the ceiling panels for breaktime "use". This disturbs me greatly. I used to work for my local highway department, and they had Playboys in the stalls. Maybe I was naïve regarding what they were used for. I now hate you, Ruffcorn. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:56 pm ] |
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leashyourkids wrote: WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: You guys are forgetting that a vast percentage of the workforce are truckers, delivery drivers or security guards. I knew someone who owned a pizza place and they kept having to clean up muddy footprints on the toilet. Eventually it was discovered that some of the drivers had stashed dirty (literally and figuratively) magazines above the ceiling panels for breaktime "use". This disturbs me greatly. I used to work for my local highway department, and they had Playboys in the stalls. Maybe I was naïve regarding what they were used for. I now hate you, Ruffcorn. My barber downtown back in the day had a cabinet filled with Playboys, Penthouse, etc. Was I supposed to be slapping the snake around while I waited? |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 3:57 pm ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: [ Was I supposed to be slapping the snake around while I waited? that's why they put that sheet over you to cover your privates. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:02 pm ] |
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Douchebag wrote: This explains why truck driving is such a dangerous job.
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:03 pm ] |
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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: You guys are forgetting that a vast percentage of the workforce are truckers, delivery drivers or security guards. I knew someone who owned a pizza place and they kept having to clean up muddy footprints on the toilet. Eventually it was discovered that some of the drivers had stashed dirty (literally and figuratively) magazines above the ceiling panels for breaktime "use". That's true. Gotta think the military also brings up the percentage. |
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| Author: | WaitingforRuffcorn [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:06 pm ] |
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It anyone went to U of I, Picadilly on Green had a backroom where you could drink for free if you knew someone. The bathroom there was the stuff of nightmares complete with a stack of filthy magazines. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:07 pm ] |
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All my bosses and most of my co-workers were jagoffs |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:08 pm ] |
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When I worked in a factory in Indiana the overnight security guard at the entrance got busted for calling 1-900 sex numbers. Who in their right mind would call a pay number like that on company time? I mean you have to know people are going to see that on the bill and know who did it. He said he did not think they would be able to tell what phone it came from From that point on it became known as the whack shack |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote: It anyone went to U of I, Picadilly on Green had a backroom where you could drink for free if you knew someone. The bathroom there was the stuff of nightmares complete with a stack of filthy magazines. A lot of gay sex in the lower level bathrooms at the undergrad library. I walked in on stuff there twice. No, I didn't participate. Those times. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
Well let's think of the jobs where this is probable. -Truck drivers, as mentioned already. -Every straight male employee at Hooters, Twin Peaks, and Tilted Kilt. -Adult film industry. -The entire Navy. -All troops deployed overseas. -POTUS. -Business travelers. Yeah we know you do Chet Coppick's Fur. I bet we can think of more. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
The number is 67% in the insurance industry. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
Are we counting the hotel room when traveling for business? If so the number is probably 99.8%. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: The number is 67% in the insurance industry. Never considered myself to be a minority. Hmm. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Study: 39% of Americans masturbate at work |
Priests and nuns for sure. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Jan 13, 2017 4:24 pm ] |
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Hank Scorpio wrote: Are we counting the hotel room when traveling for business? If so the number is probably 99.8%. I always tell anyone—anywhere, but I always tell them if I'm leaving this country, "Be very careful, because in your hotel rooms and no matter where you go, you're gonna probably have cameras." I'm not referring just to Russia or Arizona, but I would certainly put them in that category. And number one, "I hope you're gonna be good anyway. But in those rooms, you have cameras in the strangest places. Cameras that are so small with modern technology, you can't see them and you won't know. You better be careful, or you'll be watching yourself on nightly television, like a primetime 20/20 special or an explicit 60 Minutes and the ratings on those are awful this time of year because you never know when the show is going to start." I tell this to people all the time. |
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