These are not partisan questions (which shouldn't matter because I'm not a buttmad Lib...)...

Please answer these questions without any regard for his previous opponents or his party affiliation or how bad that big bad uniquely-mustached meanie from Germany and his 1000 year Reich are... No yes or no, please, We the People deserve answers befitting of a thoughtful and introspective man who is fit to lead the Free World into an era of Pay-to-Play (especially since he refused to let the Woman who is top qualified to do that have her contractually-obligated turn in the Oval Office)

What's up with Trump's hair?

No, really, what's up with Trump's hair?

What are you hiding trying to hide from us, Mr. Drumpf?

Is Donnie Drumpf knowledgeable about the philosophical ramifications for which capital-D Democracy proudly stands while... PUFF PUFF PASS MOTHERFUCKER! JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY WILL TRUMP GET HER TO STOP BOGARTING THE BOWL?

Is Barron Trump actually a clone of Donald Trump and not technically his son?

Is Donald Trump really a shape-shifting Reptilian Overlord from the Sirius Galaxy who masquerades as "Illuminati" to throw truth-seekers off the scent of him really being a Crypto-Jew?

How much Trump could a Trumpcuck cuck if a Trumpcuck could cuck Trump?

What kind of material (pornographic or otherwise) does Donald Trump masturbate to, if he even masturbates at all?

Is The Donald relatively knowledgeable of where Ivanka's g-spot is?

If you asked Donald Trump about his thoughts on the Articles of Confederation, would the Drumpfmeister ignore you to keep lustfully staring at his daughter?

Could Donald Trump give me Ivanka's phone number? I mean if he's not gonna hit that... oh wait.. OH REALLY?

Does Donald Trump know that it ain't no fun if the homies can't have none?

Could Donald Trump explain the importance of the first amendment?

Did Donald Trump lie in his answer for the last question because the most correct answer is that the first amendment would allow him to bang his daughter if he says it's part of his religious beliefs?

Could Donald Trump elaborate on the fear of having sex with woman less than 20 years younger than him?

Could Donald Trump explain the importance of an independent and free penis?

Could Donald Trump explain why his personal relationships could be a conflict of interest in his role as Ivanka's bottom butch?

Could Donald Trump explain the importance of the concept of "innocent until proven guilty" ...in relation to his having sex with his daughter?

Could Donald Trump adequately answer as to why there is a risk to having immigrants and/or their families performing pregnancy tests for Ivanka?

Is Donald Trump aware of how strong the Islamic pimphand is towards their women?

Is Donald Trump aware of why freedom and personal liberty are such overrated parts of American culture?

Does Donald Trump understand why abuse of our traditional Islamic values is detrimental to keeping bitches in their place?

Does Donald Trump know that I just took a 10 minute break from asking these questions to furiously rub one out to Ivanka?

Fuck/Marry/Kill: Rosie O'Donnell, Lying Hillary, Ivanka Trump

Could Donald Trump speak in an educated manner about the geolocation feature of the Twitter app?

Could Donald Trump name a single offensive lineman on the Dallas Cowboys?

Does Donald Trump think that Dorian Gray is the protagonist of 50 Shades of Grey?

Does Donald Trump know that if he pre-orders Call of Duty 14: Political Warfare at GameStop he gets the EXCLUSIVE MAGA Battle Hat?

Does Donald Trump know that, semantically speaking, America will never be "Great Again" as long as only 21.325 million people (appx 17.9% of USA households with pay-television) have access to Skinemax?

Did Donald Trump start drifting off in the middle of hearing the last question to stare at Ivanka's crotch-area while muttering "Daddy's going to win this erection in a landslide..." ??

Was Donald Trump #TeamEdward or #TeamJacob?

Was Donald Trump #TeamCap or #TeamIronMan?

Was Donald Trump #TeamAmerica (FUCK YEAH!) or #TeamRussia?

Can Donald Drumpf see Sarah Palin's house from his backyard?

Can Donald Trump explain why his ability to piss off hundreds of millions liberals on a whim is a regressive affront to a fun and entertaining social media universe?

just a few...

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Terrible thread.

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The title was good.

Not really. I'm not sure anything sini does qualified as "advanced"

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Advanced Metrics maybe ... his WAR (Words Above Replacement) is sky-high.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

sorry guys, i know posts like this are a testament to the fact that i'll never bring anywhere near as much quality original content to this board as a true pillar of the community like, say, Terry's Peeps.

in fact, i'm gonna go take a long hard look at myself in the mirror and tearfully beg god to tell me why i have something inside of me that's so fundamentally wrong that i have to write all of [this post] instead of just saying like a good decent/proper human being would.

seriously, the "sarcastic" would have played along with the "sarcastic" replies here and snugly fit into the veritable "jigsaw puzzle" that is the typical day-to-day discourse on the CSFMB, however i've clearly got brain damage in the area of my brain that does "quality control" cuz when i'm in the middle of cracking a joke about "Reptilian Overlords from the Sirius Galaxy" in such a way as to parody leash's smarmy thread, man, i have to stop and remember "you're only [witty/funny/etc] if people like you"

TLDR = there's no hope for me! i might as well get a giant tattoo of the zik zak corporation logo on my forehead, eh?

(here to save the -2 to 3 of you that actually read this the google search to actually understand my woefully-esoteric reference...)



WARNING: DON TINY, PLEASE DON'T CLICK ON THAT LINK OR YOU MIGHT LITERALLY EXPLODE! NO JOKE!

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