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Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Dumbest Sports Quotes of All Time

"There are three things that happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
-Woody Hayes


We want the ball and we're gonna score!
-Matt Hasselbeck

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:14 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
"There are three things that happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.
-Woody Hayes


We want the ball and we're gonna score!
-Matt Hasselbeck


At least Hasslebeck was half right.

Author:  Darkside [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:15 pm ]
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2005
-Any Sox fan

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:16 pm ]
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"Line drive, base hit, caught out there...."

Author:  veganfan21 [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:21 pm ]
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It's hard to be insightful because since the objective is to win the game, and everyone knows you have to score more than the opponent to win, everything is nearly obvious. The worst is NFL pregame shows since the environment is so satured with guys basically saying the same thing.

If leveon bell can find some holes today, he's going to have a lot of opportunities to make big plays.

If Aaron Rodgers can continue to make plays out of nothing, the Packers will be in good shape today.

If Jay Cutler continues to give the ball to the wrong team, John Fox will have to make a tough call.

Author:  donspiracy [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:27 pm ]
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Anything Vinny Del Negro said as Bulls coach.

Author:  Chus [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:30 pm ]
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I was saying fair, Lou was saying fair, so I guess it was fair.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:31 pm ]
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Just link to any Scooter quote in the Aaron Rodgers thread.

Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:32 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Just link to any Scooter quote in the Aaron Rodgers thread.

Fuck you :lol: :lol:

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:36 pm ]
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I always liked that Woody Hayes quote.

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 9:40 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I always liked that Woody Hayes quote.

I'm sure it was applicable four decades ago or whatever, but I can't think of a more outdated quote at the moment.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:04 pm ]
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Straight Cash Homie! Moss,R.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:06 pm ]
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organizations win championships

Author:  sinicalypse [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:07 pm ]
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Only three things in life are certain: death, taxes, and the Packers losing in January - me

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:08 pm ]
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For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:09 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "


Wtf

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:10 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "


That's good stuff.

Can't dispute Bum.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:10 pm ]
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The San Diego Chargers select Qb Ryan Leaf.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:11 pm ]
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Terrell has 25 million reasons why he should be alive.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:12 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "


Wtf


I loved Bum and must admit to understanding country English :lol:

Author:  veganfan21 [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:13 pm ]
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That's absolutely ludicroust

Tomsula

Author:  Don Tiny [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:19 pm ]
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JIMMY BUTLER IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE NBA!!!

Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:25 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "


Wtf


I loved Bum and must admit to understanding country English :lol:


I grew up around some strange dialects, some Southern and some just rural Midwestern, especially with one of the jobs I had for a few summers. Sometimes when I drink, the drawl starts to come out.

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:30 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
For all time country gibberish I'd take Bum Phillips with: "he can take his'n and beat your'n and he can take your 'n and beat his'n "


Wtf


I loved Bum and must admit to understanding country English :lol:


I grew up around some strange dialects, some Southern and some just rural Midwestern, especially with one of the jobs I had for a few summers. Sometimes when I drink, the drawl starts to come out.

:lol:

Sure, when you drink

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:32 pm ]
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My wife always makes fun of me that every time I go home, my accent changes.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:37 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
My wife always makes fun of me that every time I go home, my accent changes.


I used to always get mistaken for a Californian.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Sun Jan 22, 2017 10:42 pm ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
My wife always makes fun of me that every time I go home, my accent changes.


I used to always get mistaken for a Californian.


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Author:  Colonel Angus [ Mon Jan 23, 2017 12:53 am ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Straight Cash Homie! Moss,R.

TO has him beat:

"I love me some me"

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