Seriously, what's the point? They look ridiculous. Way too stepdaddy/kiddie diddler.

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+1

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

WRONG

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

C'mon man! Give us bald guys a break. I like my goatee but a lot of times I'll shave it off to change my "look".


Kind of hard to change my part on my scalp.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Goatees are for the kids. You are an elder now. The full beard is the way to go.

Don't fight Father Time.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I have the full beard but I still chop it down to the goatee. Every now and then I cut it all off.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Men who speak of their looks and grooming habits to other men are but one step from a dick in the butt.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

Backwards or forwards?

I shave in a goatee and giant sideburns and then don't shave for another month and then repeat.

I rest my case.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Be nice motherfucker!

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

The real question is how does this goatee get Nas closer to Beardown's sister?

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I was only interested in hearing the story if she was an adult. I wasn't interested in dating her.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Who said anything about dating?

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Soul Patch
Fu Manchu
Moustache

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This is my deal. The best part about the goatee is that it reduces my daily shaving in half. I find a full beard needs a lot more maintenance because I hate neck beard.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Latent homo Panther vibe.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I am hoping he gets creative and takes that SNL skit "Dick in a Box" and adapts it to "Dick in a Butt". Let's put his "talents" to good use. BTW, I won't be listening or watching any production called Dick in a Butt.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You know full well you will. Don't lie.

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I've had the goatee for probably 20 years. Sometimes I will grow a beard but not the last couple of years. I keep
telling myself I will shave it off when I lose 25 lbs and a couple of chins but never seem to get there. Seems to me
the people that complain about goatees are the ones that can't grow a moustache or get the stache to connect with
the chin so because they can't grow a good one they think its lame.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

T-Bone, I think you've figured it out. Greg is a beta- can't grow a goatee, and is projecting diddling to those that can.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

T-Bone wears the goatee exceptionally well.

Me? Never felt the desire to sport facial hair, never will.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

It isn't hiding what the wearers hope it will hide

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Years ago, my buddy grew the "anti-goatee". He only shaved the part where the goatee would be. He had huge mutton chops.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The goat exists only on the day I shave my head. I've never been able to embrace the shaved head, full beard axe murderer look. Very rarely will I go clean shaven. Maybe once a year.

Yep, that's what I hear ... that's what my peeps tell me.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

the only thing worse is the ironically-named "soul patch"

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Full beards or mustaches are the only acceptable facial hair. The very fact Matthew Hiram Spiegel sports one should be sufficient motivation for any man to shave theirs off.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

Never had any interest in growing facial hair but if I did I would be all in, ala Joe Thornton.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

I have a small well trimmed Goatee and mustache. Sometimes I shave it all. It grows back in two days. Mrs. Scooter does not like me clean shaven. I cannot convince her to let me grow my mullet back either. Wish I could. I rocked that bitch until like three years ago then cut it (she did not want me to cut it) now will not let me grow it back.