I rest my case.
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| Author: | redskingreg [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Goatees |
Seriously, what's the point? They look ridiculous. Way too stepdaddy/kiddie diddler. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
redskingreg wrote: Seriously, what's the point? They look ridiculous. +1 |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
WRONG |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
C'mon man! Give us bald guys a break. I like my goatee but a lot of times I'll shave it off to change my "look". Kind of hard to change my part on my scalp. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Nas wrote: WRONG Goatees are for the kids. You are an elder now. The full beard is the way to go. Don't fight Father Time. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Tue Jan 31, 2017 11:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Chus wrote: Nas wrote: WRONG Goatees are for the kids. You are an elder now. The full beard is the way to go. Don't fight Father Time. I have the full beard but I still chop it down to the goatee. Every now and then I cut it all off. |
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Men who speak of their looks and grooming habits to other men are but one step from a dick in the butt. |
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Panther pislA wrote: Men who speak of their looks and grooming habits to other men are but one step from a dick in the butt. Backwards or forwards? |
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| Author: | KDdidit [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
I shave in a goatee and giant sideburns and then don't shave for another month and then repeat. |
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| Author: | MajorKong [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
I rest my case. |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Panther pislA wrote: Men who speak of their looks and grooming habits to other men are but one step from a dick in the butt. Be nice motherfucker! |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:12 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
The real question is how does this goatee get Nas closer to Beardown's sister? |
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| Author: | Nas [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Jbi11s wrote: The real question is how does this goatee get Nas closer to Beardown's sister? I was only interested in hearing the story if she was an adult. I wasn't interested in dating her. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Who said anything about dating? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Soul Patch Fu Manchu Moustache |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:40 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
jimmypasta wrote: C'mon man! Give us bald guys a break. This is my deal. The best part about the goatee is that it reduces my daily shaving in half. I find a full beard needs a lot more maintenance because I hate neck beard. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Latent homo Panther vibe. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Furious Styles wrote: Latent homo Panther vibe. I am hoping he gets creative and takes that SNL skit "Dick in a Box" and adapts it to "Dick in a Butt". Let's put his "talents" to good use. BTW, I won't be listening or watching any production called Dick in a Butt. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:07 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
denisdman wrote: Furious Styles wrote: Latent homo Panther vibe. I am hoping he gets creative and takes that SNL skit "Dick in a Box" and adapts it to "Dick in a Butt". Let's put his "talents" to good use. BTW, I won't be listening or watching any production called Dick in a Butt. You know full well you will. Don't lie. |
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| Author: | T-Bone [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
I've had the goatee for probably 20 years. Sometimes I will grow a beard but not the last couple of years. I keep telling myself I will shave it off when I lose 25 lbs and a couple of chins but never seem to get there. Seems to me the people that complain about goatees are the ones that can't grow a moustache or get the stache to connect with the chin so because they can't grow a good one they think its lame. |
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| Author: | denisdman [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
T-Bone, I think you've figured it out. Greg is a beta- can't grow a goatee, and is projecting diddling to those that can. |
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| Author: | Furious Styles [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
T-Bone wears the goatee exceptionally well. Me? Never felt the desire to sport facial hair, never will. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
It isn't hiding what the wearers hope it will hide |
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| Author: | Chus [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:10 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Years ago, my buddy grew the "anti-goatee". He only shaved the part where the goatee would be. He had huge mutton chops. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 11:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
The goat exists only on the day I shave my head. I've never been able to embrace the shaved head, full beard axe murderer look. Very rarely will I go clean shaven. Maybe once a year. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
denisdman wrote: T-Bone, I think you've figured it out. Greg is a beta- can't grow a goatee, and is projecting diddling to those that can. Yep, that's what I hear ... that's what my peeps tell me. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
the only thing worse is the ironically-named "soul patch" |
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| Author: | Zizou [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Full beards or mustaches are the only acceptable facial hair. The very fact Matthew Hiram Spiegel sports one should be sufficient motivation for any man to shave theirs off. |
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| Author: | a retard [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
Never had any interest in growing facial hair but if I did I would be all in, ala Joe Thornton. 
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| Author: | Scooter [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Goatees |
I have a small well trimmed Goatee and mustache. Sometimes I shave it all. It grows back in two days. Mrs. Scooter does not like me clean shaven. I cannot convince her to let me grow my mullet back either. Wish I could. I rocked that bitch until like three years ago then cut it (she did not want me to cut it) now will not let me grow it back. |
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