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Author:  Killer V [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:31 am ]
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Better start hoarding your bacon....

http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/bus ... /97327794/

Quote:
Nation's bacon reserves hit 50-year low as prices rise

The country's bacon reserves are at the lowest levels in half a century.

In other words, pig farmers can't keep up with the world's sizzling appetite for those fatty, smoky strips of sheer eating pleasure.

The Ohio Pork Council, a Columbus-based non-profit, reported Tuesday that demand for frozen pork belly, frequently made into bacon, is outpacing supply.

“Today’s pig farmers are setting historic records by producing more pigs than ever,” said Rich Deaton, president of the organization. “Yet our reserves are still depleting.”

There are literally not enough little piggies going to market.

In December 2016, frozen pork belly inventory totaled 17.8 million pounds, the lowest level since 1957, according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture.

As a result, prices are on the rise. The council reports pork belly prices have increased 20 percent in January. Officials said increased foreign demand might account for the decline in inventory. Hog farmers export approximately 26 percent of total productions, the council said.

“While bacon may become more expensive for consumers, rest assured pork industry will not run out of supply,” said Deaton.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:32 am ]
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I blame Jim Gaffigan.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:36 am ]
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I love that there is such a thing as bacon reserves.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:43 am ]
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I knew it was bad news when Hawg started posting again.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:48 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
I knew it was bad news when Hawg started posting again.

:lol:

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:48 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I love that there is such a thing as bacon reserves.

I want to work there.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 12:40 pm ]
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how much you wanna bet that when the military comes and occupies chicago that they'll be doing all kinds of favors on the sly for people who provide them bacon? you know the old saying: a baconated soldier at the end of your block is a happy soldier at the end of your block.

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Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 1:37 pm ]
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We need the Muslims and Jews in this country to redouble their efforts to be devout believers so the rest of us can enjoy our bacon in plentiful supply and at a reasonable price.

Author:  hnd [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:08 pm ]
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the bacon market is way to saturated. i'm almost sick of it discussing the meat with anyone. bacon doesn't need to be in everything. and now its ruining the pork economies.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:10 pm ]
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I may be in the minority here, but Turkey bacon isn't a bad substitute.

Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:20 pm ]
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I blame microwave bacon.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:21 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
I blame microwave bacon.


This is all Rachel Ray's fault.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:23 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
I blame microwave bacon.

You can microwave turkey bacon and it's okay enough ... plus there's no particular cleanup.

Author:  FavreFan [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:28 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
I may be in the minority here, but Turkey bacon isn't a bad substitute.

Terrible opinion

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 3:39 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I may be in the minority here, but Turkey bacon isn't a bad substitute.

Terrible opinion


Lot healthier. No wonder so many dudes look like "DiCaro with a dick"

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 4:18 pm ]
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Shouldn't you be thanking Michelle Obama?

Author:  Chus [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:44 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I may be in the minority here, but Turkey bacon isn't a bad substitute.

Terrible opinion


It's terrible. My wife bought it once. Once.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 5:46 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I may be in the minority here, but Turkey bacon isn't a bad substitute.

Terrible opinion


It's terrible. My wife bought it once. Once.

Yeah, there is no substitute for bacon, nothing at all.

Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:22 pm ]
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I had duck bacon once. While I am still unsure whether it was good or not I do know this much, it was not bacon.

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 6:35 pm ]
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Pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich...

Image

Author:  Furious Styles [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 7:46 pm ]
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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich...

Image

:lol: Probably my favorite scene.

Author:  pittmike [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:10 pm ]
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Furious Styles wrote:
Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:
Pork bellies, which is used to make bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich...

Image

:lol: Probably my favorite scene.


:lol:

Author:  Seacrest [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:16 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Chus wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I may be in the minority here, but Turkey bacon isn't a bad substitute.

Terrible opinion


It's terrible. My wife bought it once. Once.

Yeah, there is no substitute for bacon, nothing at all.


Apple smoked Hawger. :wink:

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:21 pm ]
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My wife doesn't eat pork, so I occasionally eat turkey bacon. It's awful. I can't even tell when it's cooked.

Author:  chaspoppcap [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:37 pm ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Chus wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I may be in the minority here, but Turkey bacon isn't a bad substitute.

Terrible opinion


It's terrible. My wife bought it once. Once.

Yeah, there is no substitute for bacon, nothing at all.


Yes there is it is called sex. You might want to try it some time Comic Store Dude.

Back to the subject, bacon comes from a pig any thing else is imitation. As such it should be named somethjsomethjing else. Another thing turkey should jot be used for is hot dogs,I tried some. They are terrible.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:39 pm ]
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Pigs are filthy animals, I think the Arabs and Jews got this one right.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:39 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
My wife doesn't eat pork, so I occasionally eat turkey bacon. It's awful. I can't even tell when it's cooked.


I'm cooking a 7 lb pork shoulder for the Super Bowl. Come on over, and dig on some swine.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:42 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
My wife doesn't eat pork, so I occasionally eat turkey bacon. It's awful. I can't even tell when it's cooked.


I'm cooking a 7 lb pork shoulder for the Super Bowl. Come on over, and dig on some swine.


Nice. Injecting?

Author:  leashyourkids [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:43 pm ]
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Chus wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
My wife doesn't eat pork, so I occasionally eat turkey bacon. It's awful. I can't even tell when it's cooked.


I'm cooking a 7 lb pork shoulder for the Super Bowl. Come on over, and dig on some swine.


Might take you up on that.

Author:  Chus [ Wed Feb 01, 2017 8:52 pm ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Chus wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
My wife doesn't eat pork, so I occasionally eat turkey bacon. It's awful. I can't even tell when it's cooked.


I'm cooking a 7 lb pork shoulder for the Super Bowl. Come on over, and dig on some swine.


Nice. Injecting?


No, just going with my regular fail-proof method of cooking it in the dutch oven, with beer, apple cider vinegar, Granny Smith apples, onions, garlic, and a bay leaf. We will be serving potato dumplings and sauerkraut. Going with a German theme.

I made and cooked 88 small meatballs today. Freezing them tonight, and serving them as appetizers. I am going to serve them many different ways. Terriyaki, BBQ, tomato sauce, etc.

Of course, the booze will be flowing.

It's on, motherfuckers.

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