RFDC wrote:
Top of the muffin TO you
that's a good joke for you.
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
Seriously that's bullshit man. Who does that? She said oh babe who cares I mean like I'm gonna eat the whole muffin it's no like I'm leaving the stump man. And I'm thinking only a demented weirdo eats the top first. Everyone stumps then tops right? Am I alone here? What the hell |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
Top of the muffin TO you |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
RFDC wrote: Top of the muffin TO you that's a good joke for you.
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| Author: | Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
Depends on the muffin. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
I would prefer a panther thread. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
leashyourkids wrote: I would prefer a panther thread. Homo? |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
I've always eaten the top first... |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
on the rare occasion there are free muffins about the office, I will eat the top and throw away the bottom...would not buy a muffin. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
Darkside wrote: Homo? No, but I'm willing to learn. |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
I try not to eat a whole muffin. Usually I'll cut a piece for myself, and that piece is definitely top heavy. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
veganfan21 wrote: I try not to eat a whole muffin. Usually I'll cut a piece for myself, and that piece is definitely top heavy. Definitely homo. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
Who the fuck eats muffins (breakfast sandwiches with english muffins notwithstanding)? Might as well just schedule the surgery now. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
leashyourkids wrote: Who the fuck eats muffins (breakfast sandwiches with english muffins notwithstanding)? Might as well just schedule the surgery now. Allow me to introduce you to a man who shares similar taste in men, veganfan. Veganfan, meet leash. Leash, veganfan. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
Darkside wrote: Seriously that's bullshit man. Who does that? She said oh babe who cares I mean like I'm gonna eat the whole muffin it's no like I'm leaving the stump man. And I'm thinking only a demented weirdo eats the top first. Everyone stumps then tops right? Am I alone here? What the hell How long have you been married and is this the first time you have seen a woman eat a muffin? Does she lather the top with real butter also and look at you with the come hither eyes also? |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
leashyourkids wrote: Who the fuck eats muffins (breakfast sandwiches with english muffins notwithstanding)? Might as well just schedule the surgery now. Stuffin Muffins |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 6:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
Scooter wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Who the fuck eats muffins (breakfast sandwiches with english muffins notwithstanding)? Might as well just schedule the surgery now. Stuffin Muffins Bang Bus vibe |
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| Author: | a retard [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 7:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
 Side to side. Was unaware there was any other way.
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
You eat the top and throw the stump away. Also with a cupcake, you tear off the stump and then place it on top and you have a nice little self contained cupcake sandwich. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:17 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
The only good muffins have equal distribution that makes the whole thing good. Blueberry and chocolate and apple cinnamon do this. Anything else is just bread. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:18 am ] |
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Jesus, Hank Taco BigMacs and cupcake sandwiches. You are like a real life Bill Swerski. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:19 am ] |
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Frank Coztansa wrote: Jesus, Hank Taco BigMacs and cupcake sandwiches. You are like a real life Bill Swerski. I recognize how insane my Big Mac consumption is. The cupcake thing is solid though. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
lipidquadcab wrote: I've always eaten the top first... This |
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| Author: | hnd [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:59 am ] |
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we'd get muffins at the office. one day i looked at how many calories were int he muffins. holy shit. 1050 for the chocolate one. eeeeffff that. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
From now on, I want an equal amount of berries in every muffin. 
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
hey, that's the place JORR owned.
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:01 am ] |
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Quote: You ain't seen nothin' til you're down on a muffin, Than you're sure to be changing your ways. Does this mean going top down on a muffin or bottom up? I'll hang up and wait for my answer. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
GoldenJet wrote: Quote: You ain't seen nothin' til you're down on a muffin, Than you're sure to be changing your ways. Does this mean going top down on a muffin or bottom up? I'll hang up and wait for my answer. I think he means fucking a muffin is rock bottom and you have to turn your life around. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:11 am ] |
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Rebecca: Excuse me, I'm Rebecca Demore from the homeless shelter. Elaine: Oh, hi. Rebecca: Are you the ones leaveing the muffing pieces behind our shelter? Elaine: You been enjoying them? Rebecca: They're just stumps. Elaine: Well they're perfectly edible. Rebecca: Oh, so you just assume that the homeless will eat them, they'll eat anything? Mr. Lippman: No no, we just thought... Rebecca: I know what you thought. They don't have homes, they don't have jobs, what do they need the top of a muffin for? They're lucky to get the stumps. Elaine: If the homeless don't like them the homeless don't have to eat them. Rebecca: The homeless don't like them. Elaine: Fine. Rebecca: We've never gotten so many complaints. Every two minutes, "Where is the top of this muffin? Who ate the rest of this?" Elaine: We were just trying to help. Rebecca: Why don't you just drop off some chicken skins and lobster shells. Elaine: I think I might. |
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| Author: | ChiefWampum [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:24 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
I rarely eat a muffin, but when I do, I just bite into it. Seems like a lot of people are putting too much thought into this. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first? |
You eat the stump first to get the lesser part out of the way so you can then enjoy the top part properly ... sort of going out on a high note, to keep with the Seinfeldian leanings of the bored. |
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