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Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:51 pm ]
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Reading through the threads today, we have a computer programmer offering lectures on gender identity, two guys who can't even figure out an avatar arguing about the street cred of Abraham Lincoln, and a suburban soccer mom lecturing on the psychological effects of gay parents. We're clearly a bunch of blowhards throwing shit at a wall.

But what topics could we really hold our own with renowned experts on?... other than chas and military history.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:53 pm ]
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We're experts on who are real or fake Cub fans.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:58 pm ]
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Douchebag is an expert at holding a cigar.

That's not a euphism.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:59 pm ]
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Bulls trades.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 9:59 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
We're experts on who are real or fake Cub fans.


Name names.

Author:  Nas [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:00 pm ]
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No one knows more about everything than me.

Author:  Crystal Lake Hoffy [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:08 pm ]
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My comments on the national media coverage of the Cubs last year were spot on. I look forward to providing continued examples into this season. I'll be starting with the latest string of blowjobs being given to Mookie Betts, including proclaiming him a better baseball player all around over Mike Trout and simply because he is in Boston.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:09 pm ]
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JDC.

Author:  veganfan21 [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:13 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Reading through the threads today, we have a computer programmer offering lectures on gender identity, two guys who can't even figure out an avatar arguing about the street cred of Abraham Lincoln, and a suburban soccer mom lecturing on the psychological effects of gay parents. We're clearly a bunch of blowhards throwing shit at a wall.

But what topics could we really hold our own with renowned experts on?... other than chas and military history.


Beef

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:22 pm ]
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PIZZA RANKINGS

Author:  newper [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:26 pm ]
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McNugget consumption.

Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:29 pm ]
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Mansplaining, white privilege, black racism

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:30 pm ]
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The blacks.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:34 pm ]
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High quality cheap jerseys.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:34 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
No one knows more about everything than me.


Me think me do.

Disappointed Tiny didn't already recognize.

Author:  RFDC [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:38 pm ]
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Muffin tops

Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:42 pm ]
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identifying bad sports radio.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:47 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Nas wrote:
No one knows more about everything than me.


Me think me do.

Disappointed Tiny didn't already recognize.

I saw little reason to rub you dopes' collective noses in the obviousness of my extraordinary perspicacity.

Author:  Chus [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 10:57 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
PIZZA RANKINGS


Barnabyis

Author:  KDdidit [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:00 pm ]
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Most any problem can be solved by moving.

Author:  Chus [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:01 pm ]
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KDdidit wrote:
Most any problem can be solved by moving.


Or going tankless.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:04 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
Nas wrote:
No one knows more about everything than me.


Me think me do.

Disappointed Tiny didn't already recognize.

I saw little reason to rub you dopes' collective noses in the obviousness of my extraordinary perspicacity.


Lies. You didn't even notice. I just hope you're not losing your touch.

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:06 pm ]
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I feel like I'm an expert on narthing.

Author:  Chus [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:09 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
I feel like I'm an expert on narthing.


Image

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Mar 02, 2017 11:42 pm ]
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masturbating at work?

Author:  W_Z [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:09 am ]
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Expert truck's a'comin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTy1Qyl03kI

Author:  Brick [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:11 am ]
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I'm an expert on everything so that is one topic.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:51 am ]
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Booze

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 9:19 am ]
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I've taught a few classes on my area of expertise but every time I prepare my notes I realize I don't know shit.

I do have a pretty good understanding of the fundamentals of an afternoon nap on weekends.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:19 am ]
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Suburban ennui.

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