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I read a recent article in the WSJ by a lesbian who was complaining about the lack of male voice options available for Siri, Alexa, etc. Turns out that studies show that not only do most men prefer a female voice for their digital assistant, but most women do as well. But that didn't stop this columnist from bitching about it.

Personally, I go with the female voice with British accent for Siri.

Author:	JORR [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:45 am ]
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The closest I have come to doing such a thing was when I was in seventh grade and playing a computer version of Dungeons and Dragons. It was a DOS-based game where situations would arise, for example, "A dragon is standing in your path. What do you want to do?" and you would have to type in a response. If you simply said, "Kill dragon", the computer would respond, "With what?" If your character was weak it was altogether possible that the game would end right there. Occasionally frustration would ensue resulting in me typing something like, "Fuck dragon." The response was likely to be something like, "That doesn't sound like fun."

Author:	Bootstraps Max [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:26 am ]
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I tried to get my groove on with Alexa but then all my Amazon suggested items lists started shilling erectile dysfunction products. Fucking lib bots.

Author:	Drunk Squirrel [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:14 am ]
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I'm sure one of those dungeon text games received some undoubtedly clever responses from 12 year old squirrel. I have told the computer it can f itself on many occasions in the decades since then.

Author:	good dolphin [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 9:33 am ]
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no harassment if she wanted it

Author:	Caller Bob [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 10:31 am ]
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Alexa, Siri, and Cortana sound like Dan Bernstein's "au pairs"

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Author:	Jaw Breaker [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:47 pm ]
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I read a recent article in the WSJ by a lesbian who was complaining about the lack of male voice options available for Siri, Alexa, etc. Turns out that studies show that not only do most men prefer a female voice for their digital assistant, but most women do as well. But that didn't stop this columnist from bitching about it. Personally, I go with the female voice with British accent for Siri.

Author:	Hatchetman [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 12:57 pm ]
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I tried once and she sent the recording to my wife.

Author:	IkeSouth [ Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:58 pm ]
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Jaw Breaker wrote: I read a recent article in the WSJ by a lesbian who was complaining about the lack of male voice options available for Siri, Alexa, etc. Turns out that studies show that not only do most men prefer a female voice for their digital assistant, but most women do as well. But that didn't stop this columnist from bitching about it. Personally, I go with the female voice with British accent for Siri. hot british voice is good. not the goofy british kind...

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