How old am I?
Let's count the rings
Around my eyes

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Freedom is our Strength.

36

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According to one of those dumbass music quizzes, I'm 74.

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last I checked if you are 17 years and 364 days old you are not a legal adult. Nor can 20 year and 364 day olds drink.

83

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Is he married? Have children? What kind of job?

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Barnabyis

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The pirates?

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Jones.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Living in my basement.

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"I honestly don't see a good bet on the board here."

311 months

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I draw strength from earth's yellow sun. Earth has revolved around said sun 43 times since I exited mommy's hole.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I'm surprised at the poll results and suspect it's based on a bunch of old guys trying to hang on to their "youth". A typical twelve year old starts claiming to be 13 somewhere after he hits 12 years and 6 months.

That's why I like horse racing. Every horse ages a year on January 1.

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Freedom is our Strength.

For the purposes of your argument over the Sox player, I have no issue calling him 26... But if he were filling out forms and it asked his age, it would be factually incorrect to write 26. He is, by definition, 25 until his 26th birthday.

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Right, but this is something you and I have talked about. I'm not arguing that the man is 26 for legal purposes. I'm saying that in a conversation, calling him 26 colloquially is more accurate than calling him 25, when in fact, he will legally be 26 in 16 days and he will be 26 during the entire upcoming baseball season. America's argument is as silly as if I had remarked that shopping at Mariano's was a pain in the ass this morning as there were a million people there and it was a zoo and America started questioning the number 1,000,000 and argued that there are no animals at the grocery store.

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Freedom is our Strength.

I'm 22

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

This is not true. We know you get around, but there is no way you had your first kid at 11 years old.

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I am 40 years and 257 days, so I say I am 40. It has nothing to do with hanging on to my youth. That's been gone for a long time.


I thought your original point was going to be about fetuses. In that case, I would answer that if fetuses are people, why don't they have Social Security numbers?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

For all intensive purposes, CHUSE is 41

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No, but my wife is.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

same

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The government says that I'm 34 and will be 35 in a month but I feel 22 in my heart.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Not how many kids you have.

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See you in a week!

(that's what Nas says when he visits them every 4-6 weeks)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yeah, FF does that all the time.

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You can say whatever you want, but I assume you wouldn't flip your lid if I said you were 41. And you have three months+ to go, not 2 weeks.

And I'm not getting into any abortion discussions today. Maybe Nas will oblige if he's not huddled under his bed hiding from the Russians.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Nas looks 18.

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I'll be getting my AARP card later this year , but why Pandora which keeps automatically popping up on my phone with trap music confuses me.

But I felt younger than most patrons in my health food/alternative medicine shop this morning.

Nothing like raw & organic food and a bit of cbd for breakfast. Time to go work out.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Better question for those in our general age bracket: Do you ever really think about it? I rarely do, but when I do I generally stop and laugh.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Brick might have done this once.

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