POLICE: MAN ARRESTED AFTER PUTTING SODA IN WATER CUP AT MCDONALD'S

Cody Morris, 18, was arrested for putting soda in a water cup at an Arkansas McDonald's. (Washington County Sheriff's Office)

An Arkansas man was arrested on Monday for putting soda in a water cup at a McDonald's, refusing to return the drink and fleeing, according to KHBS-TV.

The manager at the restaurant called police to report a robbery after three men allegedly ordered large waters in the drive-through, dumped them out, went back inside and filled them with soda.

Two of the men returned their drinks, but Cody Morris, 18, reportedly fled.

Morris allegedly hit the manager twice with his car when the man tried to block his escape, according to a police report.

Morris' car was found at a nearby bowling alley. He was charged with felony robbery, and was released on $2,500 bond.

Walmart fucked the rest of the country, but they invest some of their resources into arts and maintaining the community they got started in. Naturally, Denni$$$ wants to give them flowers.

I’ll throw this Ogie fodder here.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/northwest-arkansas-real-estate-market-180f9a15?mod=re_lead_pos2


Walmart Helped Put Northwest Arkansas on the Map. Now Everybody Wants a Piece of It.

The once little-known region got a boost from the giant retailer and corporations like Tyson Foods and J.B. Hunt, but now workers from all over the country are flocking there

Please stop bumping old threads. It's a stupid thing to do.

Write about Arkansas in the style of message board poster sinicalypse.

Yo folks, Sinicalypse here to talk to y'all about the great state of Arkansas. Now I know what you're thinking, "Arkansas? What's there to say about Arkansas?" Well let me tell you, there's more to this state than just the Razorbacks and Walmart. First off, let's talk about the natural beauty of this place. You've got the Ozark Mountains, which are absolutely stunning. The state parks here are some of the best in the country, with trails for hiking, biking, and even horseback riding. And let's not forget about the Buffalo National River, where you can kayak and canoe down one of the most scenic rivers in the South. But let's be real here, Arkansas isn't all sunshine and rainbows. There are some downsides to living here. For one, the weather can be absolutely brutal. It gets hot as hell in the summer, and the humidity will make you feel like you're swimming through the air. And in the winter, you can expect some serious ice storms that will shut down the whole damn state. And let's talk about the people. Now don't get me wrong, there are some great folks here. But there's also a lot of... let's call them interesting characters. The politics here can be a bit backwards at times, and there's definitely some racism and bigotry that still exists. But overall, I'd say Arkansas is a pretty decent place to live. The cost of living is low, the food is delicious (hello, southern comfort food!), and the people are generally friendly. So if you're looking for a place to settle down and enjoy the great outdoors, Arkansas might just be the place for you. Just make sure you pack some bug spray and a good pair of boots.

Please stop bumping old threads. It's a stupid thing to do.

Just a few weeks ago, you bumped a 17! year old thread


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As a fellow Arkansan, can we trade him for LTG?

What’s the Oasis situation down there?

What’s the Oasis situation down there?

He would have the distinction of being the dumbest motherfucker in two states?

He would have the distinction of being the dumbest motherfucker in two states?

What if he grew up in Oklahoma?

local realtors now refer to Oklahoma as the neighborhood of West, Northwest Arkansas