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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Distinction between various types of shit? |
Listening to a podcast today and someone posed the question "is there a difference between bullshit and horseshit?" At first I looked up at the ceiling and exclaimed what am I doing with my life and then as they began to discuss it I came around on the idea. The general summary of this guys argument was this: Bullshit is used to describe a disruptive occurrence that isn't caused by a specific person, example (games related of course) "Me dying right there was bullshit." Horseshit is used to describe the actions of someone acting in a disruptive, more specifically unsporting, manner, example (again, games) "You picking Oddjob sure was some horseshit." Lo, there was a third example given that had me buying into this line of thinking completely: dog shit. Dog shit is used to describe something that sucks, example "This game sure is a pile of dog shit" So, what say you? Happy Friday everyone. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
 I like the topic. Here are my typical usages. Dogshit is usually food, weather or health related for me. Bullshit is used more as an exclamation. You get cut off in traffic. That's bullshit!!! Horseshit describes a task or job to do. Cleaning up the tree line by my house each spring is horseshit because its full of trash from the park next door. Have to do my horseshit taxes. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Some shit this is. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Hey,let's not forget that shit that can ruin your day when it lands on your newly washed car. I'm talking bumshit. |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 2:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Batshit = crazy |
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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Chuck Berry wrote: I like this thread
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Jaw Breaker wrote: Batshit = crazy 
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
dumb shit = leashyourkids shithead = leashyourkids shitfaced = drunk shitcan = FIRED |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Horseshit, cowshit, and pigshit have different odors ... ask a farmer. |
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| Author: | Curious Hair [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:33 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Pace Hawg Ass, if you catch a big whiff of pig shit coming off a truck or something when you're, oh, just for the sake of argument, running or riding a bike through southeastern Wisconsin/McHenry County, it takes every fiber of your being not to start vomiting all over the side of the road. |
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| Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Holy Shit...when you're an altar boy and the Priest wants to see you in his office 
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
dumbshit(TM) = alex oxlade-chamberlain [seriously, he is THE dumbshit; accept no imitations/substitutes! tho sub him off ASAP plz] shithead = [today's hip hop song of the day is De La Soul - Me Myself and I] THE shit = aphex twin goddamn shit = that one time in the 90s i had an impromptu ~6 hour layover in the des moines IA airport and they played the cranberries album [ZOMBIE! ZOMBIE! ZOMBIEEE-E-E-E-E-UH-UH-UH] 6 times in a row. goddamn shit might not be enough.... so maybe it's GODDAMN [*.*] SHIT to cover something like "GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING ASS-SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT" ?? sounds good to me!  FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = once i finish up with my grandpa, get my shit together, come outside and sit down with a cigarette and 2 puffs in my phone has its special ring go off like he needs me again ALREADY! and shit = loose-hanging participle at the end of sentences that showcases an innately-inclusive mentality often indigenous to the midwest & midwesterners [like ourselves] OH SHIT = more extreme version of OH SNAP, aka when a stupid/fine chick enters the room and gets you thinking 4th-dimensionally about the next generation of humanity AND OF COURSE... [DRUM ROLL] HOLY [FUCKING/*.*] SHIT = jason heyward got a base hit 
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| Author: | America [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
deep shit : unwinnable situation [my/your/our/their/his/her etc] shit : property eat shit : be gone with you |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
oh i forgot... [that's] my shit [right there!!] = typically some aphex twin joints, or maybe old/er aceyalone stuff, or some cool website.... or you know, the intro/theme-song to "bucky o'hare and the toad wars" |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
So, anyway, if you think about it, manure is not really that bad a word. I mean, it's 'newer', which is good, and a 'ma' in front of it, which is also good. Ma-newer , right? |
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| Author: | donspiracy [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Bullshit = lie Horseshit = low quality Example: It is Bullshit that Horseshit cheap, high quality jersey was a Mitchell and Ness authentic. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:58 pm ] |
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| Author: | TurdFerguson [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
I don't give a shit. |
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| Author: | GoldenJet [ Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Dip Shit is a classic |
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| Author: | BeerFan [ Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
 "my shit doesn't stink"--Chelsea "shit kids say"--Roman Polanski "Ima cap yo shitty ass"--Sean King "going for a Tom"--Cockney rhyming slang #WWBD |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
GoldenJet wrote: Dip Shit is a classic hear hear, GJ! seriously, when you need a pejorative that isn't too "scorched earth" yet packs a proper punch with that oh-so-necessary side of "dumbass" requisite for use in today's "flouridated" society-- indeed, God invented "dipshit" because He loves us, you know?
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Shit for brains and shit job can be nicely used together.... did you see that shit job that shit for brains did on my install? |
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| Author: | K Effective [ Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Since I am clearly not funny, I'll interject the farmer talk. Yes, BIG difference. Ruminants (cows, bulls, deer, etc) with four stomachs are able to convert the fibrous stems of grasses and plants better than the single-stomached equine or porcine animals. Most of the stink is related to the diet- hogs usually finished on ground corn/soybean meal, that stuff really ferments and smells, horses typically survive on grass hay, often much less odor. Bulls, whose one purpose is to stay just alive enough to breed all the cows, often are not fed the top notch diet, so their waste may be even above average stinky. Our cows eat both ground corn and hay, and smell bad, according to my wife and kids. But, the nutritional value of the manure when used as fertilizer has kept me from buying any commercial fertilizer for decades.TMYK Back to the witty replies. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Goddamnit K. |
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| Author: | K Effective [ Sun Mar 26, 2017 10:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
well, shitstick. |
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| Author: | Scooter [ Sun Mar 26, 2017 11:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Distinction between various types of shit? |
Don Tiny wrote: Fake turd. |
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