Jackets for flights. No dinner with the opposite sex. Hatchetman unable to understand anything.

Tons of rules being spewed on this board as of late. Let's capture them all.


What rules do you live by that others should follow?

If you are turning left across my lane of traffic, and nobody is behind me, you best wait for me to pass you before turning.

If you don't drink alcohol, the only acceptable reason is you are an alcoholic. Other than that, you clearly should not be trusted.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

This strikes me as a particularly unenforceable rule.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You sir obviously don't own a potato gun.

A reasonable answer to 99% of questions is "SLAYER!" or "Fucking Slayer!".

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This is a good rule.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Don't eat cookies in bed
Don't throw plastic furniture into fire pits

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If you have seen a commercial on television for the beer in your hand in the past 7 days then you shouldn't be drinking it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

don't somehow wind up in a situation where you are calling your parents every night.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Agree!

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Freedom is our Strength.

If you're on a road trip and need to stop to take a piss, better stop at a McDonald's restroom or you'll risk getting a disease.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Amen. McDonald's has the best restrooms, which is counterintuitive.

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This is basically a fact.

Do the right thing though and buy something from them like an iced tea or fries.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Agreed

if you really need to take a shit, better not stop at McDonald's b/c they only have one shitter and well, you can imagine....

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Agree with FF's booze point. Also. don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs.

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Snob

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Elections have consequences.

Yup. Also don't trust any man who likes cats more than dogs.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Another good one.

It's one thing to be indifferent about dogs but I've never met someone who didn't like dogs who wasn't an awful human being.

Yup. This is true 100% of the time.

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Correct....unless they are allergic to dogs.

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Buy low, sell high

So far FF is 2 for 2. Agree on both.

I'd like to carefully point out the difference between not liking dogs and not wanting to be a dog owner. I like dogs, but never wanted to actually own them. As karma would have it....my wife brought 3 to the marriage.

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Don't go out to dinner with another woman because you will just want to fuck her.

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I don't view it as being a snob. There are plenty of more expensive options that also advertise like crazy.

Any person should be able to walk into a beer store, tell someone the types of beer you like, and ask for recommendations and get 3 solid options.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I think I will take the Warsteiner my good man.

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Elections have consequences.

Never trust a man with two first names.

i.e., Travis Henry.

I don't trust men who are always worried about the flavor of their beer.

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Never rub another man's rhubarb.
Don't offer Frank $52 if you're not prepared for the consequences.
Put down plastic, and I mean dexter kill room style, if FavreFan is coming over.
Avoid a room or chair named after any kind of sexual crime.
And wash your hands after you use the bathroom. It amazes me how many people dont.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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