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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Jackets for flights. No dinner with the opposite sex. Hatchetman unable to understand anything. Tons of rules being spewed on this board as of late. Let's capture them all. What rules do you live by that others should follow? If you are turning left across my lane of traffic, and nobody is behind me, you best wait for me to pass you before turning. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
If you don't drink alcohol, the only acceptable reason is you are an alcoholic. Other than that, you clearly should not be trusted. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: What rules do you live by that others should follow? If you are turning left across my lane of traffic, and nobody is behind me, you best wait for me to pass you before turning. This strikes me as a particularly unenforceable rule. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:31 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
FavreFan wrote: Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote: What rules do you live by that others should follow? If you are turning left across my lane of traffic, and nobody is behind me, you best wait for me to pass you before turning. This strikes me as a particularly unenforceable rule. You sir obviously don't own a potato gun. |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
A reasonable answer to 99% of questions is "SLAYER!" or "Fucking Slayer!". |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
FavreFan wrote: If you don't drink alcohol, the only acceptable reason is you are an alcoholic. Other than that, you clearly should not be trusted. This is a good rule. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:34 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Don't eat cookies in bed Don't throw plastic furniture into fire pits |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:35 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
If you have seen a commercial on television for the beer in your hand in the past 7 days then you shouldn't be drinking it. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
don't somehow wind up in a situation where you are calling your parents every night. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:36 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
wdelaney72 wrote: A reasonable answer to 99% of questions is "SLAYER!" or "Fucking Slayer!". Agree! |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:37 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
If you're on a road trip and need to stop to take a piss, better stop at a McDonald's restroom or you'll risk getting a disease. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
FavreFan wrote: If you're on a road trip and need to stop to take a piss, better stop at a McDonald's restroom or you'll risk getting a disease. Amen. McDonald's has the best restrooms, which is counterintuitive. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
FavreFan wrote: If you're on a road trip and need to stop to take a piss, better stop at a McDonald's restroom or you'll risk getting a disease. This is basically a fact.Do the right thing though and buy something from them like an iced tea or fries. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
FavreFan wrote: If you don't drink alcohol, the only acceptable reason is you are an alcoholic. Other than that, you clearly should not be trusted. Agreed |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
if you really need to take a shit, better not stop at McDonald's b/c they only have one shitter and well, you can imagine.... |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Agree with FF's booze point. Also. don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: If you have seen a commercial on television for the beer in your hand in the past 7 days then you shouldn't be drinking it. Snob |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Agree with FF's booze point. Also. don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs. Yup. Also don't trust any man who likes cats more than dogs. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:45 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Frank Coztansa wrote: Agree with FF's booze point. Also. don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs. Another good one. It's one thing to be indifferent about dogs but I've never met someone who didn't like dogs who wasn't an awful human being. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Hockey Gay wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Agree with FF's booze point. Also. don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs. Another good one. It's one thing to be indifferent about dogs but I've never met someone who didn't like dogs who wasn't an awful human being. Yup. This is true 100% of the time. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:46 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Correct....unless they are allergic to dogs. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Buy low, sell high |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
FavreFan wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: Agree with FF's booze point. Also. don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs. Yup. Also don't trust any man who likes cats more than dogs. So far FF is 2 for 2. Agree on both. I'd like to carefully point out the difference between not liking dogs and not wanting to be a dog owner. I like dogs, but never wanted to actually own them. As karma would have it....my wife brought 3 to the marriage. |
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| Author: | Hawg Ass [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Don't go out to dinner with another woman because you will just want to fuck her. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:53 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: If you have seen a commercial on television for the beer in your hand in the past 7 days then you shouldn't be drinking it. Snob Any person should be able to walk into a beer store, tell someone the types of beer you like, and ask for recommendations and get 3 solid options. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: pittmike wrote: Boilermaker Rick wrote: If you have seen a commercial on television for the beer in your hand in the past 7 days then you shouldn't be drinking it. Snob Any person should be able to walk into a beer store, tell someone the types of beer you like, and ask for recommendations and get 3 solid options. I think I will take the Warsteiner my good man. |
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Never trust a man with two first names. i.e., Travis Henry. |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
I don't trust men who are always worried about the flavor of their beer. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
Never rub another man's rhubarb. Don't offer Frank $52 if you're not prepared for the consequences. Put down plastic, and I mean dexter kill room style, if FavreFan is coming over. Avoid a room or chair named after any kind of sexual crime. And wash your hands after you use the bathroom. It amazes me how many people dont. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition |
FavreFan wrote: If you're on a road trip and need to stop to take a piss, better stop at a McDonald's restroom or you'll risk getting a disease. Degenerate FavreFan |
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