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If you asked, I think Spaulding would have given you a shot of her backwashed rum & diet.
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| Author: | Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:33 am ] |
| Post subject: | UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
What question have you always wanted to ask another CFMB board member? Rules: 1) Question has to be serious (i.e. non-rhetorical) 2) The Board member being asked has to answer truthfully Keep it clean, kids. |
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| Author: | SpiralStairs [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Can't do it. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:51 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Frank Coztansa wrote: good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate? Because we were all taking spany's beer at the Sox tailgate... |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:03 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate? Because we were all taking spany's beer at the Sox tailgate... Psychologically, I suppose I was looking for acceptance and since everyone was doing it, I thought I could be part of the group. On a more immediate level, the free Miller Lites that Mac was providing ran out and I was in that uncomfortable pre buzz state. Spanky was a gentleman and I am forever indebted to him for giving me a warm beer on a hot day. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:06 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
BadRogue, why are you a homo? |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:08 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
If you asked, I think Spaulding would have given you a shot of her backwashed rum & diet. |
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| Author: | Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
How many of you knew each other in real life when the board was originally founded? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:15 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Frank Coztansa wrote: If you asked, I think Spaulding would have given you a shot of her backwashed rum & diet.
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:16 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
good dolphin wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: Frank Coztansa wrote: good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate? Because we were all taking spany's beer at the Sox tailgate... Psychologically, I suppose I was looking for acceptance and since everyone was doing it, I thought I could be part of the group. On a more immediate level, the free Miller Lites that Mac was providing ran out and I was in that uncomfortable pre buzz state. Spanky was a gentleman and I am forever indebted to him for giving me a warm beer on a hot day. True...I was just bumming his because the Fat Tire tasted better than Miller Lite... |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Douchebag wrote: BadRogue, why are you a homo? I can verify that BadRogue has bedded many women that I had already deflowered. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
pittmike wrote: Douchebag wrote: BadRogue, why are you a homo? I can verify that BadRogue has bedded many women that I had already deflowered.
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Douchebag wrote: BadRogue, why are you a homo? BadRogue wrote: Aw, I didn't think you got thru that chapter until the 6th grade
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote: How many of you knew each other in real life when the board was originally founded? I knew no one. This has become the mid 30s, north suburban, Platonic dude hook up site but it wasn't always that way. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Frank Coztansa wrote: If you asked, I think Spaulding would have given you a shot of her backwashed rum & diet. I didn't even know she was drinking. |
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| Author: | JORR [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." |
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| Author: | JORR [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:56 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast. That would be awesome
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast. That happened? I can't seem to get through a podcast...too much golf and NBA. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:22 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast. That happened? I can't seem to get through a podcast...too much golf and NBA. On the Mac Podcast. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:50 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast. That accusation has been levied for many, many years ... I'm pretty sure it predates my joining the bored. |
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| Author: | W_Z [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:42 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
Hank Scorpio wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtain. |
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| Author: | Hank Scorpio [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:43 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
W_Z wrote: Hank Scorpio wrote: Joe Orr Road Rod wrote: Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us? This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtain.  
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| Author: | Juice's Lecture Notes [ Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member |
IceGirl, are you pregnant? |
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