I cut the kids' food up all at once.

Of course. How else would you do it?

Follow-up question:

In which hand do you hold your knife?

Follow-up question:

In which hand do you hold your knife?

I switch hands like a fucking American.

I have very good basic table manners, but my first wife had real upper crust country club manners. For example, she ate European style without switching between the knife and fork. Just little things that maybe most people wouldn't even notice like the elegant way she squeezed a lemon. After my mom had dinner with her for the first time she said to me, "I think that girl is out of your league."

I attended a "dinner manners" class at the Jacob Henry Mansion in Joliet while in grade school. To this day I still get irked when I see someone use their outermost fork for their main dish. I don't get invited to many dinner parties.

By the way, I think the real question is, "In which hand do you hold your fork?" If you're right-handed, you pretty much have to cut with your right. So then it becomes a matter of dropping the knife and picking up the fork or keeping the knife in your right and eating with your left.

I cut my food one piece at a time. I cut the kids' food up all at once.

I'm right handed and cut with my left, but I do it on purpose b/c I read somewhere that it keeps your mind sharp (pun).

Utensil usage is part of the pussification of America.