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sjboyd0137

Post subject: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 7:55 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38637
Location: RST Video
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I think this may be the first time in my almost 8 years on the board that we didn't have a quality meltdown yesterday.

My question is, what the fuck? Did the Cubs winning make some of you soft? Did the Bools making the playoffs make some of you complacent? Did the Hawks getting swept by Nashville make you NBA fans happy? Is HawaiiYou sucking the life out of everyone? Or did Ryan Pace trade the May 1 meltdown as part of the package to San Francisco for Mitch Turpentinesky?

Yesterday was easily the least entertaining May 1 in quite some time.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 8:40 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
Posts: 82995

I blame it on you donkey dicks going to each others weddings and honeymoons.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 8:51 am

Joined: Sun Nov 26, 2006 8:10 pm
Posts: 38609
Location: "Across 110th Street"

I'd posit that we've been melting down since November 9th.

Now if only Frederick Douglass could summon the strength to spare us from the Andrew Jackson lovers

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 8:53 am

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57670

Regular Reader wrote:

I'd posit that we've been melting down since November 9th.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 9:13 am

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Sorry. Been really busy with work. I'll try and do better.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 9:24 am

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38637
Location: RST Video
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Baby McNown wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Sorry. Been really busy with work. I'll try and do better.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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spmack

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 10:13 am

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero

We got a few new assholes here like Waiting for Ruffcorn and Caller Bob, so maybe that will get the meltdowns going.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 2:36 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
Posts: 17678
Location: The Leviathan
pizza_Place: Frozen

Why wait for May 1 when I can have a meltdown every Friday and/or Saturday night in the feature weekly raid.

WHEN I SAY FIRE ROCKETS, FIRE YOUR FUCKING ROCKETS!!!

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 2:46 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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Location: Darkside Estates
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Dude I shot my rocket.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 2:56 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:24 am
Posts: 38637
Location: RST Video
pizza_Place: Bill's Pizza - Mundelein

lipidquadcab wrote:

Why wait for May 1 when I can have a meltdown every Friday and/or Saturday night in the feature weekly raid.

WHEN I SAY FIRE ROCKETS, FIRE YOUR FUCKING ROCKETS!!!

Is this even in English?

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: May 1 Meltdown

Posted: Tue May 02, 2017 3:13 pm

Joined: Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:17 pm
Posts: 17678
Location: The Leviathan
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sjboyd0137 wrote:

lipidquadcab wrote:

Why wait for May 1 when I can have a meltdown every Friday and/or Saturday night in the feature weekly raid.

WHEN I SAY FIRE ROCKETS, FIRE YOUR FUCKING ROCKETS!!!

Is this even in English?

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