I was a young man in a world where the government was conditioning everyone to think the same. Jeremy Piven was the local. One of the exercises was to make everyone go down a slide. Piven was trying to force me to go down but I wouldn't. A couple of people then physically tried to do it but as I started to move, I grabbed Piven's pant leg and he went down with me. We were battling the entire way down and were both bloodied. Everything seemed so real and I distinctly remember looking at his hair plugs.

I have to say, it felt nice to throw hammers at Piven.

I was a young man in a world where the government was conditioning everyone to think the same. Jeremy Piven was the local. One of the exercises was to make everyone go down a slide. Piven was trying to force me to go down but I wouldn't. A couple of people then physically tried to do it but as I started to move, I grabbed Piven's pant leg and he went down with me. We were battling the entire way down and were both bloodied. Everything seemed so real and I distinctly remember looking at his hair plugs.

Repressed homosexuality.

Please follow up with the promised funny part.

You have to be a Polack to get the humor I guess.

Not funny ... his people were brought over here by force on boats.

Wait, nevermind ... I get that confused with N***** quite frequently ... they're the same word you know.

some who were called that were forced onto trains in order to experience the cutting edge of communal living