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Author:  Evil J.A.C.K. [ Thu May 18, 2017 8:51 pm ]
Post subject:  The first time you had sex
So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Thu May 18, 2017 8:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu May 18, 2017 8:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
formerlyknownas wrote:
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.


I'm certain he was sore, but how did you feel?
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Thu May 18, 2017 8:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Caller Bob wrote:
formerlyknownas wrote:
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.


I'm certain he was sore, but how did you feel?

Vulture. I was hovering waiting for the opportunity to make this joke.
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Thu May 18, 2017 8:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Caller Bob wrote:
formerlyknownas wrote:
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?

With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.


I'm certain he was sore, but how did you feel?

Another cheap one: Did you drive him/her back to the Boy/Girl Scouts?
Author:  Nas [ Thu May 18, 2017 8:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
The back of a park.
Author:  KDdidit [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
A trailer in a trailer park with the Home Shopping Channel playing in the background.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Nas wrote:
The back of a park.

Was that before you had to "register'?
Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time
Author:  Nas [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Caller Bob wrote:
Nas wrote:
The back of a park.

Was that before you had to "register'?


Definitely
Author:  Nas [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago
Author:  Darkside [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time

I got some last night.
Had been a solid 3 weeks before that but hey thunderstorms make us want to do it.
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

Goodness, friend....but you're probably sublimating that by lifting everyday, right?
Author:  spmack [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

That's some bullshit.
Author:  IMU [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
:lol:
Author:  Government Regulation [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Bernie Sanders, right after his bah mitzvah. We never spoke again until two years ago.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:19 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
spmack wrote:
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

That's some bullshit.

I think he was trying to protect your reputation.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu May 18, 2017 9:24 pm ]
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Government Regulation wrote:
Bernie Sanders, right after his bah mitzvah. We never spoke again until two years ago.

Image
Author:  Nas [ Thu May 18, 2017 10:03 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
spmack wrote:
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

That's some bullshit.


She has to heal
Author:  Baby McNown [ Thu May 18, 2017 10:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

:lol:

The waiting period sucks don't it.
Author:  HawaiiYou [ Thu May 18, 2017 10:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
formerlyknownas wrote:
With another person? In a VW bug (that had a cardboard floor). Muscles that had never before been sore were screaming the next morning.



considering what happened to the poor guy who is your avatar it's sort of disgusting in the context of this topic......ewwwwww :(
Author:  Darkside [ Thu May 18, 2017 10:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Nas wrote:
spmack wrote:
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

That's some bullshit.


She has to heal

You make your women heel?
Author:  Nas [ Thu May 18, 2017 10:28 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Baby McNown wrote:
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

:lol:

The waiting period sucks don't it.


It really does but in a few weeks I'll be fine.
Author:  SJWplayer [ Thu May 18, 2017 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
got raped on a beach in Mexico. smh
Author:  formerlyknownas [ Thu May 18, 2017 10:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
SJWplayer wrote:
got raped on a beach in Mexico. smh

did tom cruise do it? like in that one movie where he's a lawyer and shit?
Author:  pittmike [ Fri May 19, 2017 4:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Nas wrote:
spmack wrote:
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

That's some bullshit.


She has to heal


What does her dentist say?
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri May 19, 2017 5:06 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?


pittmike wrote:
Today?
Author:  pittmike [ Fri May 19, 2017 6:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
leashyourkids wrote:
Evil J.A.C.K. wrote:
So I got a pm from imu about the first time he had sex. And it made me think of asking you all about the first time you had sex.
Imu had a great story. He said his first time reminded him of his first football game. He was sore, and beat up, and slightly bloodied but at least his dad came.
How about your first time?


pittmike wrote:
Today?

8)
Author:  Nas [ Fri May 19, 2017 7:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
pittmike wrote:
Nas wrote:
spmack wrote:
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

That's some bullshit.


She has to heal


What does her dentist say?


That's an appetizer and I'm an entree type of guy.
Author:  pittmike [ Fri May 19, 2017 7:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: The first time you had sex
Nas wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Nas wrote:
spmack wrote:
Nas wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
A better question once you pass 35, is the last time


36 days ago

That's some bullshit.


She has to heal


What does her dentist say?


That's an appetizer and I'm an entree type of guy.


Yeah it was a funny FB meme I saw a while back. Woman telling man that her doc her gyno says no sex for a while. Man says what did your dentist say?
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