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| Author: | beni hanna [ Wed May 24, 2017 9:54 pm ] |
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Gimme Otis in Mayberry. Who ya got? |
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| Author: | HawaiiYou [ Wed May 24, 2017 9:57 pm ] |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Wed May 24, 2017 9:57 pm ] |
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| Author: | veganfan21 [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:00 pm ] |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:03 pm ] |
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beni hanna wrote: Who ya got? I vote for me. Or maybe FavreFan. |
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| Author: | Colonel Angus [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:04 pm ] |
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| Author: | beni hanna [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:06 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: beni hanna wrote: Who ya got? I vote for me. Or maybe FavreFan. Best cfmb drunk. Hmmm |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:07 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: beni hanna wrote: Who ya got? I vote for me. Or maybe FavreFan. Too spilly. |
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| Author: | Telegram Sam [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:09 pm ] |
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beni hanna wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: beni hanna wrote: Who ya got? I vote for me. Or maybe FavreFan. Best cfmb drunk. Hmmm Current or all time? |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:21 pm ] |
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Leash, Scooter and I. Shut the fuck up, boyd. You're dull as shit. |
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| Author: | FavreFan [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:26 pm ] |
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Hockey Gay wrote: Leash, Scooter and I. This is where I remind you pittmike is still a board member, nullifying your entire top 3 |
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| Author: | RFDC [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:28 pm ] |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Wed May 24, 2017 10:31 pm ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Hockey Gay wrote: Leash, Scooter and I. This is where I remind you pittmike is still a board member, nullifying your entire top 3 Mr. Reason and I are the George Washington and Thomas Jefferson of CFMB drunks. |
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| Author: | pittmike [ Thu May 25, 2017 6:13 am ] |
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FavreFan wrote: Hockey Gay wrote: Leash, Scooter and I. This is where I remind you pittmike is still a board member, nullifying your entire top 3 I am only a part timer now. Not enough at bats for the title. 
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| Author: | K Effective [ Thu May 25, 2017 6:14 am ] |
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III. Otis B. Barney Gumble 1. Foster Brooks |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu May 25, 2017 7:27 am ] |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu May 25, 2017 9:53 am ] |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Thu May 25, 2017 9:55 am ] |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Thu May 25, 2017 10:33 am ] |
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| Author: | Regular Reader [ Thu May 25, 2017 10:35 am ] |
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: FavreFan wrote: Hockey Gay wrote: Leash, Scooter and I. This is where I remind you pittmike is still a board member, nullifying your entire top 3 Mr. Reason and I are the George Washington and Thomas Jefferson of CFMB drunks. So Reason has wooden teeth? And what's going on in the "servant's" quarters of the Noisewater Plantation? 
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu May 25, 2017 10:35 am ] |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu May 25, 2017 10:49 am ] |
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Regular Reader wrote: Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: FavreFan wrote: Hockey Gay wrote: Leash, Scooter and I. This is where I remind you pittmike is still a board member, nullifying your entire top 3 Mr. Reason and I are the George Washington and Thomas Jefferson of CFMB drunks. So Reason has wooden teeth? And what's going on in the "servant's" quarters of the Noisewater Plantation? But I wrote some really good stuff. |
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| Author: | doug - evergreen park [ Thu May 25, 2017 11:15 am ] |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu May 25, 2017 11:39 am ] |
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| Author: | JORR [ Thu May 25, 2017 11:56 am ] |
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Chus wrote: My partner and one of his friends were shitfaced drunk at the friend's house which was in a little subdivision in Glenview north of Lake just east of Milwaukee. They decided they wanted to get something to eat but both of them are working on their second DUI so they got in a golf cart and drove it down Lake Street to the Wendy's drive-thru. A cop saw them and asked where the golf cart came from. He advised them he could cite them for DUI in the golf cart. My partner was belligerent. He's lucky the cop didn't want the trouble of writing this silliness up. But the cop wouldn't let them move the cart. They had to call another friend with a pick-up truck and put the golf cart in the bed. They were straining to lift the cart onto the truck and two cops were standing their smirking. My partner asked them to help but they refused so he motherfucked them. |
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu May 25, 2017 11:57 am ] |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu May 25, 2017 11:57 am ] |
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Douchebag wrote: 
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| Author: | Seacrest [ Thu May 25, 2017 12:01 pm ] |
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sjboyd0137 wrote: beni hanna wrote: Who ya got? I vote for me. Or maybe FavreFan. Yes. Was there really a need for a thread on this? |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu May 25, 2017 1:25 pm ] |
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Seacrest wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: beni hanna wrote: Who ya got? I vote for me. Or maybe FavreFan. Yes. Was there really a need for a thread on this? This one is better than Best Dunks. |
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| Author: | MajorKong [ Thu May 25, 2017 3:22 pm ] |
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Are we talking most prolific? Oliver Reed comes to mind: Quote: Reed was known for his alcoholism and binge drinking. Numerous anecdotes exist, such as Reed and 36 friends of his drinking in one evening: 60 gallons of beer, 32 bottles of scotch, 17 bottles of gin, four crates of wine, and a bottle of Babycham. He subsequently revised the story, claiming he drank 106 pints of beer on a two-day binge before marrying Josephine Burge; "The event that was reported actually took place during an arm-wrestling competition in Guernsey about 15 years ago, it was highly exaggerated." Steve McQueen told the story that in 1973 he flew to the UK to discuss a film project with Reed and suggested the two men visit a London nightclub. They ended up on a marathon pub crawl during which Reed got so drunk he vomited on McQueen. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Reed#Alcoholism |
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