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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Redneck as shit man!! |
Above ground pools. A car with one door a completely different color. You own a spit... over a firepit... which you ignite with motor oil. A tree dedicated for peeing on. Fart blossoms. Tarps covering raccoon damage to the roof. Bird feeders being used as game bait. Pork brain in milk gravy. Tractor tire sand box. Beer straws. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 8:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
It's healthy you can admit this. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Darkside wrote: Above ground pools. A car with one door a completely different color. You own a spit... over a firepit... which you ignite with motor oil. A tree dedicated for peeing on. Fart blossoms. Tarps covering raccoon damage to the roof. Bird feeders being used as game bait. Pork brain in milk gravy. Tractor tire sand box. Beer straws. Toilet flower pot Rusty car sitting in the lawn |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
What the heck is a fart blossom? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:14 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: What the heck is a fart blossom? It's when a bloomin' onion sits in the fridge overnight. |
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| Author: | Darkside [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: What the heck is a fart blossom? I feel silly answering this... but its the flame you get when lighting a fart with a lighter. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 9:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
I'm just trying to figure how redneck I am leash and google tells me that while your definition could be a precursor to a fart blossom, it is not entirely accurate. |
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| Author: | newper [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 10:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Flagpole flying American flag on top, favorite NASCAR driver right beneath Old tractor tire used as a flower bed in the front yard Matching duct tape suit and prom dress |
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| Author: | Jaw Breaker [ Thu Jun 01, 2017 11:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
"Back Off"/Yosemite Sam mud flaps. Decal of Chevy peeing on Ford (or vice versa) Pronouncing insurance "INsurance" |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 7:28 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Jaw Breaker wrote: Decal of Chevy peeing on Ford (or vice versa)
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:00 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
good dolphin wrote: I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. I've got a neighbor behind me who is Cook County Sheriff's Office and one across the street who was Oak Forest Police and they both have above ground pools. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 9:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
newper wrote: good dolphin wrote: I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. I've got a neighbor behind me who is Cook County Sheriff's Office and one across the street who was Oak Forest Police and they both have above ground pools. Are they mustache heroes of yours? |
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| Author: | newper [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Chus wrote: newper wrote: good dolphin wrote: I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. I've got a neighbor behind me who is Cook County Sheriff's Office and one across the street who was Oak Forest Police and they both have above ground pools. Are they mustache heroes of yours? No, they are clean shaven bastards. |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:20 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
good dolphin wrote: I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. I hope that's true. In the parish in which I was raised, only the people with "money" had pools--and they were always above-ground. In fact, I didn't know above-ground pools were considered trashy until Samantha Bee intimated as much . . . all of which means I may be lower than I thought I was. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
formerlyknownas wrote: good dolphin wrote: I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. I hope that's true. In the parish in which I was raised, only the people with "money" had pools--and they were always above-ground. In fact, I didn't know above-ground pools were considered trashy until Samantha Bee intimated as much . . . all of which means I may be lower than I thought I was. Samantha Bee may actually be the most irritating person on television. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 10:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
formerlyknownas wrote: good dolphin wrote: I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. I hope that's true. In the parish in which I was raised, only the people with "money" had pools--and they were always above-ground. In fact, I didn't know above-ground pools were considered trashy until Samantha Bee intimated as much . . . all of which means I may be lower than I thought I was. I swim in a public pool with foreigners dressed in their regular clothes, so I am far down on the social hierarchy as well |
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| Author: | Killer V [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Darkside wrote: Tractor tire sand box. Wrong. This gets filed under Hipster Parents now. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Confederate flag/Don't Tread On Me bumper stickers Loud pipes on jacked-up pickup trucks T-shirts with the sleeves cut off Calling it I-talian dressing |
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| Author: | BigW72 [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:49 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Pickup Truck with an orange construction cone in the bed. Chewing Grizzly instead of an actual quality brand of dip. |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Franky T wrote: T-shirts with the sleeves cut off Fat dude with t-shirt sleeves cut off |
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| Author: | formerlyknownas [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
good dolphin wrote: formerlyknownas wrote: good dolphin wrote: I think of above ground pools as being more cop than redneck in this part of the country. I can't think of a cop who doesn't have one. I hope that's true. In the parish in which I was raised, only the people with "money" had pools--and they were always above-ground. In fact, I didn't know above-ground pools were considered trashy until Samantha Bee intimated as much . . . all of which means I may be lower than I thought I was. I swim in a public pool with foreigners dressed in their regular clothes, so I am far down on the social hierarchy as well fargin iceholes |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Chus wrote: Jaw Breaker wrote: Decal of Chevy peeing on Ford (or vice versa)  On a dodge pick up truck of course. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 1:56 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Driving on a 55mph high way with a non leashed large dog in the back of your... Flatbed truck. Seen that first hand up here. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Going slow. Saw that on I-90 between Bozeman and Belgrade when Montana had the glorious "Reasonable and Prudent" speed limit. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: Going slow. Saw that on I-90 between Bozeman and Belgrade when Montana had the glorious "Reasonable and Prudent" speed limit. I actually think it was a Montana plate I saw while driving on hwy 2 in Williston. |
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| Author: | Bagels [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Alsip, IL |
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| Author: | Panther pislA [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Bagels wrote: Alsip, IL I was going to say looking like a 40-something, burnt-out, sleepy-eyed, Bob Newhart, but I was sure that you would beat me to it. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Redneck as shit man!! |
Drunk Squirrel wrote: Saw that on I-90 between Bozeman and Belgrade Coming home from Denver on Thanksgiving weekend, I nearly died driving this. My '98 Contor did not have what it took to drive thru the pass in the snow. However the weather on either side of the pass was perfect. Land in Billings around 11, driving thru Belgrade about 2, and it starts snowing. I had some minor slippage going up, but nothing too crazy. Coming back down was a different story. I was going pretty slow, maybe 35mph. I felt my car going faster as I was on a downslope, so I barely tapped the brakes and immediately started fishtailing. I couldn't regain control, so now I'm sliding down this interstate sideways. Its a drop to the left of me, and just a ditch to the right. I start going more left than right, so now I've got my hand on the door handle ready to bail if needed. I ended up getting control back and made it back to my dorm room just in time to see Brady juke the shoes off of Urlacher.
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| Author: | a retard [ Fri Jun 02, 2017 4:09 pm ] |
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