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Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:28 pm ]
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So, I am good for shitting twice a day. My wife shits like once a week. She says that's normal.

What say you?
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:29 pm ]
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I shit 7 times a day. I can't remember the last time I took a solid dump.
Author:  RFDC [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:30 pm ]
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Generally once a day.
Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:30 pm ]
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I'm pretty sure the answer is once a day though
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:54 pm ]
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Once most days. Sometimes for me there's a day where it takes four rounds within an hour or two, but I've been told by a doctor that is a side effect of one of my meds.
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:55 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
My wife shits like once a week. She says that's normal.

What say you?

You should fuck her up the ass more often.
Author:  Julie's Chair [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 4:00 pm ]
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Thought this was going to be a thread about spanking it.

Answer is the same regardless.

Twice a day.
Author:  Cashman [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 4:06 pm ]
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Julie's Chair wrote:
Thought this was going to be a thread about spanking it.

Answer is the same regardless.

Twice a day.



For the 2nd one, make sure to sit on your hand to make it numb before you start.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 4:11 pm ]
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On average probably twice a day. Consumption of beer, coffee, White Castle, and certain tacos may sometimes increase the movement of bowels by 2-5 times.
Author:  Scooter [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:01 pm ]
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Always first thing in morning after a big piss. Then at night around 5-6 if I had a good lunch of like Taco Smell or other food that makes ya go fairly quick after eating.
Author:  Scooter [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:02 pm ]
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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
My wife shits like once a week. She says that's normal.

What say you?

You should fuck her up the ass more often.

Not if she is compacted. :lol:
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 9:47 pm ]
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I would hope you sonsabitches have stock in ass-paper or something.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:54 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
So, I am good for shitting twice a day. My wife shits like once a week. She says that's normal.

What say you?


http://www.webmd.com/digestive-disorder ... tipation#1

Being constipated means your bowel movements are tough or happen less often than normal. Almost everyone goes through it sooner or later.

Although it’s not usually serious, you'll feel much better when your body is back on track.

The normal length of time between bowel movements varies widely from person to person. Some people have them three times a day. Others have them only once or twice a week.

Going longer than 3 or more days without one, though, is usually too long. After 3 days, the stool or feces become harder and more difficult to pass.
What Are the Symptoms?

You may have:


Few bowel movements
Trouble having a bowel movement (straining to go)
Hard or small stools
A sense that everything didn’t come out
Swollen belly or belly pain
Throwing up

Why Does It Happen?

Some causes of constipation include:

Antacid medicines containing calcium or aluminum
Changes in your usual diet or activities
Colon cancer
Eating a lot of dairy products
Eating disorders
Irritable bowel syndrome
Neurological conditions such as Parkinson's disease or multiple sclerosis
Not being active
Not enough water or fiber in your diet
Overuse of laxatives
Pregnancy
Problems with the nerves and muscles in the digestive system
Resisting the urge to have a bowel movement, which some people do because of hemorrhoids
Some medications (especially strong pain drugs such as narcotics, antidepressants, or iron pills)
Stress
Underactive thyroid (called hypothyroidism)

What Should I Do If I Am Constipated?

Take these steps:

Drink two to four extra glasses of water a day, unless your doctor told you to limit fluids for another reason.
Try warm liquids, especially in the morning.
Add fruits and vegetables to your diet.
Eat prunes and bran cereal.
If needed, use a very mild over-the-counter stool softener like docusate or a laxative like magnesium hydroxide. Don’t use laxatives for more than 2 weeks without calling your doctor. If you overdo it, your symptoms may get worse.

When Should I Call My Doctor?

Call your doctor right away if you have sudden constipation with belly pain or cramping and you aren’t able to pass any gas or stool.

Also, make the call if:

Constipation is a new problem for you.
You have blood in your stool.
You are losing weight even though you are not dieting.
You have severe pain with bowel movements.
Your constipation has lasted more than 2 weeks.
You have pencil-thin stools.

Your doctor may recommend these tests to find the cause of your constipation:

Blood tests to check on hormone levels
Barium studies to look for any blockages in your colon
Colonoscopy to look for blockages in your colon

Can I Prevent Constipation?

In many cases, you can. These things can help:

Eat a well- balanced diet with plenty of fiber. Good sources of fiber are fruits, vegetables, legumes, and whole-grain bread and cereal (especially bran).

Drink 1 1/2 to 2 quarts of water and other fluids a day (unless your doctor has you on a fluid-restricted diet). Fiber and water work together to keep you regular.

Avoid caffeine . It can be dehydrating.

Cut back on milk. Some people may need to avoid it because dairy products may be constipating for them.

Exercise regularly. Do something active for at least 30 minutes a day, most days of the week.

Go to the bathroom when you feel the urge.
Author:  IMU [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:14 am ]
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Two times a day. Maybe 3
Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 10:03 am ]
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It depends on what I've eaten that day or the day before. Some nights, I'll go 3-4xs. Others once. During the day I usually don't go @ all.
Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 12:09 pm ]
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Once a day - almost around the same time.
Author:  Bagels [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:48 pm ]
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Once in the morning right after waking up, and again in the afternoon after coming home from work
Like clockwork baby
I won't do it outside of my house unless it's an bonafide emergency
Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:49 pm ]
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its supposed to be once a day around the same time
Author:  Chus [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:07 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
I won't do it outside of my house unless it's an bonafide emergency


Home field advantage is huge.
Author:  Caller Bob [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:12 pm ]
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Author:  Scooter [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:17 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
Once in the morning right after waking up, and again in the afternoon after coming home from work
Like clockwork baby
I won't do it outside of my house unless it's an bonafide emergency

Do you have a pet name for your toilet? Do you call it baby or she like some sane people call their cars. Or can you not go in public settings? Do tell.
Author:  Bagels [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 9:26 pm ]
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Scooter wrote:
Bagels wrote:
Once in the morning right after waking up, and again in the afternoon after coming home from work
Like clockwork baby
I won't do it outside of my house unless it's an bonafide emergency

Do you have a pet name for your toilet? Do you call it baby or she like some sane people call their cars. Or can you not go in public settings? Do tell.


Think it might be time for someone to stop posting for the night
Author:  Drunk Squirrel [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:04 pm ]
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Once or twice a day but I generally don't keep a log of said activity.
Author:  Chus [ Sun Jun 04, 2017 11:05 pm ]
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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Once or twice a day but I generally don't keep a log of said activity.


Peoria Matt approves.
Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jun 05, 2017 8:10 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
So, I am good for shitting twice a day. My wife shits like once a week. She says that's normal.

What say you?


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Author:  hnd [ Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:25 am ]
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9-10 every morning. sometimes 1 or 2 more times in there somewhere.

you should poop 2-3 times a day ideally per my doctor.
Author:  ChiefWampum [ Mon Jun 05, 2017 9:51 am ]
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Once in the morning while I'm getting ready. Maybe once or twice more during the day, depending on what I ate, but that's occasional.
Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Jun 05, 2017 10:03 am ]
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What drives me nuts is when it makes me want to sleep for 3-4 hours beforehand. Happens once every couple of weeks, happened yesterday afternoon.
Author:  Northside_Dan [ Mon Jun 05, 2017 12:27 pm ]
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So funny. Wife and I were discussing this Saturday heading out to dinner.

I'm 3-4 times daily. She's once every 2-3 days.

Per extensive Googling, both are 'normal'
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