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This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Come on man

chaspoppcap wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Come on man

Had a friend in college get completely shitfaced and when we got back to the apartment he just stood up in his room and pissed on the rug with the door wide open

sjboyd0137 wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Come on man

Yes well played chas.

This is the guy that beat me in March?

I generally maintain a convincing level of sobriety up until the point where I'm absolutely fucking hammered... so I rarely appear wasted... but I have pissed in random places a couple times without remembering. Once, it was next to my friend's head as he slept on the floor.

I pissed on my treadmill after a night at the bar. My wife woke up and asked me what I was doing. I apparently said I had to pee and found the nearest tree. Then proceeded into the bathroom to take a shit.

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Drink much? :lol:

Author:	Furious Styles [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:37 pm ]
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Really tied the room together.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:39 pm ]
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Fucking Nihilist

Author:	denisdman [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:41 pm ]
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But does anyone pee on a Juggs? Besides himself of course.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:45 pm ]
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This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender.

Author:	Chus [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:45 pm ]
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Yeah, well at least I'm housebroken.

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Author:	chaspoppcap [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:50 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender. Come on man

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:53 pm ]
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chaspoppcap wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender. Come on man

Author:	denisdman [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:55 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote: chaspoppcap wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender. Come on man Yes well played chas.

Author:	Ogie Oglethorpe [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:02 pm ]
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Had a friend in college get completely shitfaced and when we got back to the apartment he just stood up in his room and pissed on the rug with the door wide open

Author:	Brick [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:04 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote: Had a friend in college get completely shitfaced and when we got back to the apartment he just stood up in his room and pissed on the rug with the door wide open "Friend"

Author:	Don Tiny [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:30 pm ]
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denisdman wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: chaspoppcap wrote: leashyourkids wrote: This is the guy that beat me in March? His contributions fall slightly below a sex offender. Come on man Yes well played chas. Agreed.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:33 pm ]
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I generally maintain a convincing level of sobriety up until the point where I'm absolutely fucking hammered... so I rarely appear wasted... but I have pissed in random places a couple times without remembering. Once, it was next to my friend's head as he slept on the floor.

Author:	Furious Styles [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:34 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: This is the guy that beat me in March? The carpet pisser?

Author:	denisdman [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:36 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: I generally maintain a convincing level of sobriety up until the point where I'm absolutely fucking hammered... so I rarely appear wasted... but I have pissed in random places a couple times without remembering. Once, it was next to my friend's head as he slept on the floor. Did FF wake up?

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Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 8:30 pm ]
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I pissed on my treadmill after a night at the bar. My wife woke up and asked me what I was doing. I apparently said I had to pee and found the nearest tree. Then proceeded into the bathroom to take a shit.

Author:	Scooter [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:10 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote: I pissed on my treadmill after a night at the bar. My wife woke up and asked me what I was doing. I apparently said I had to pee and found the nearest tree. Then proceeded into the bathroom to take a shit. Drink much?

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:59 pm ]
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Scooter wrote: sjboyd0137 wrote: I pissed on my treadmill after a night at the bar. My wife woke up and asked me what I was doing. I apparently said I had to pee and found the nearest tree. Then proceeded into the bathroom to take a shit. Drink much? I think it was the tequila that did me in...