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Author:  Beardown [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:40 pm ]
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I know this is random. But I was thinking about the cool things they could have said and didn't. I think I have a great one. Better then anything they ever had and they had some good ones.

"He once brought a knife to a gun fight...and won."

This could be a fun thread. What do you guys got?
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:41 pm ]
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Not a lot has changed around here...
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:44 pm ]
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I just remember those commercials and thought Richardo Montalban should've been in them.
Author:  Beardown [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:51 pm ]
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"Knowing Magic Johnson had HIV, he had unprotected sex with him anyway, and didn't get the virus."
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:54 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
"Knowing Magic Johnson had HIV, he had unprotected sex with him anyway, and didn't get the virus."

Nah, best line would be "cured Magic Johnson"
Author:  Beardown [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:55 pm ]
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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Beardown wrote:
"Knowing Magic Johnson had HIV, he had unprotected sex with him anyway, and didn't get the virus."

Nah, best line would be "cured Magic Johnson"


Yeah. You're right. Good one. That's pretty damn funny.
Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 4:56 pm ]
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He once got a man to commit suicide just by asking him to.
Author:  Bagels [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:03 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
He once got a man to commit suicide just by asking him to.


:lol:
Author:  Beardown [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 5:04 pm ]
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After spending an hour talking to Julie DiCaro, he convinced her that white women are the enemy.
Author:  IkeSouth [ Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:59 pm ]
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THATS A WAY BETTER THREAD

HE ONCE HAD SEX WITH JULIE DE CAIRO, AND STAYED STRAIGHT.
Author:  Minooka Meatball [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:26 am ]
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http://www.businessinsider.com/most-int ... ack-2017-6
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:43 am ]
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He has a sweet spread.
Author:  Don Tiny [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 12:22 pm ]
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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Not a lot has changed around here...

Wait 'til you read the Beerdown mult. All-Star caliber.
Author:  W_Z [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 2:30 pm ]
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He talks about Fight Club.
Author:  Tad Queasy [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 4:24 pm ]
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The two reasons these commercials work is because:

1) they're funny
B) they don't run them into the ground

I think they only have new ones once every few months or so and they don't play them every commercial break, unlike other spots. Good idea on their part to keep them relatively fresh and to keep people from getting sick of them.
Author:  Darkside [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 5:43 pm ]
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When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?
Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:00 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?


We will sell no wine before it's time.
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:05 pm ]
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He got killed by a cop, and the cop got convicted
Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 6:28 pm ]
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Darkside wrote:
When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?


Hello
Author:  Caller Bob [ Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:19 pm ]
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He "doxxed" himself on an internet forum
Author:  Godfella [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 9:00 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Darkside wrote:
When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?


We will sell no wine before it's time.

Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball!
Author:  Ogie Oglethorpe [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 1:03 pm ]
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Caller Bob wrote:
He "doxxed" himself on an internet forum

He caught Chris Hansen on an online sting.
Author:  Beardown [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:02 pm ]
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He once played Lebron James 1 on 1 in basketball. Not only did he win, he dunked on Lebron and wang-whipped him.

Goff: That's a little too much, playa. Ain't no way that's possible.

Beardown: :lol: I knew you would say that.
Author:  Beardown [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:13 pm ]
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He convinced a white women to marry Beardown

Goff: Playa, that's even more improbable then the Lebron thing. More likely the bearded cracker walks on water then be able to get you a white women.

Beardown: :(
Author:  leashyourkids [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:44 pm ]
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Worst two consecutive posts in board history?
Author:  Beardown [ Sun Jun 18, 2017 4:45 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote:
Worst two consecutive posts in board history?


Goff: Amen, brother. Amen.
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