Just because you don't have legs doesn't mean you automatically get to shit first.

The other day I had that sudden urge hit me while driving home. I pulled into an out of the way gas station and it only had one toilet for men and one for women. The mens was occupied. I stood for a few secs and that urge was getting stronger and stronger. I went in to the ladies toilet. Thankfully when I was done there was no lady waiting outside as that would have been a little awkward. But when that moment comes you gotta do what you gotta do.

I shit in whatever stall is available. Cripples get no quarter

No CFMB thread is complete until we get your hot take. You rarely disappoint.

Was at the airport waiting for a flight. Bathroom is packed only stall available is the handicap. I sit down and not 2 minutes later someone tries to open the door. Turns out to be a guy in a wheel chair. Worst part is the mother fucker is staring directly at me through the crack the whole time I am taking a shit. Lol.

Was at the airport waiting for a flight. Bathroom is packed only stall available is the handicap. I sit down and not 2 minutes later someone tries to open the door. Turns out to be a guy in a wheel chair. Worst part is the mother fucker is staring directly at me through the crack the whole time I am taking a shit. Lol.

Did you at least walk with a limp on the way out?

What about using a tag to park in a handicapped space when you are driving the disabled person somewhere (i.e. The person is in the car with you)?

i dunno maybe 30 dudes on my floor. none disabled as far as I can tell. so the disabled shitter is supposed to never be used?

I ALWAYS go to the handicapped stall first. Usually the cleanest and it's the size of a Cadillac. So much room for activities.

If a handicapped guy comes in, he can wait until I'm done.

Another beef....

What is with the handicap passes they give out at Great America. Look, if you are legitimately in a wheelchair, by all means, cut to the front of Goliath..but some of these people that get passes now, I just don't get it. Nothing is wrong with them.

Why would being in a wheelchair give them the right to cut the line? They get to sit in the line!! They have it way better than the rest of us already when it comes to waiting in line.

Most offices/buildings have more than one handicap parking space... usually far more than would ever be used (unless the building is something for handicapped people.) Most toilets have at least one handicap toilet, but percentage wise, this is more than the total number of toilets. I don't see parking lots with 33% handicapped spaces. After I dislocated my kneecap and was in recovery, I wasn't a handicapped person really as I could walk on my own, but the raised toilet seat of the handicapped stall was very welcoming. At my work bathroom, we have four stalls, one handicapped, and three regular. If someone is in the regular one next to the wall, I will go to the handicapped one on the other wall so we have a two stall buffer. Disclaimer: we don't have any handicapped folks regularly working in the building.

My question is how do handicapped people use the bathroom on a plane... there's less space in there than my high school locker. Do they just suit up with Depends before the flight, or is it maybe easier because things are so cramped you have more to hold on to?

Most offices/buildings have more than one handicap parking space... usually far more than would ever be used (unless the building is something for handicapped people.) Most toilets have at least one handicap toilet, but percentage wise, this is more than the total number of toilets. I don't see parking lots with 33% handicapped spaces. After I dislocated my kneecap and was in recovery, I wasn't a handicapped person really as I could walk on my own, but the raised toilet seat of the handicapped stall was very welcoming. At my work bathroom, we have four stalls, one handicapped, and three regular. If someone is in the regular one next to the wall, I will go to the handicapped one on the other wall so we have a two stall buffer. Disclaimer: we don't have any handicapped folks regularly working in the building.

My question is how do handicapped people use the bathroom on a plane... there's less space in there than my high school locker. Do they just suit up with Depends before the flight, or is it maybe easier because things are so cramped you have more to hold on to?