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PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2017 7:34 am 
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http://www.dailyherald.com/news/2017062 ... saw-attack
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An Arlington Heights man who authorities say attacked the boyfriend of his estranged wife with a chain saw was ordered held on $2.5 million bail Wednesday

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Thanks for the two day old news!

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That seams like an extreme response.
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That story cuts to the chase.

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When will this country be willing to have a serious discussion around power tool control?
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Caller Bob wrote:
When will this country be willing to have a serious discussion around power tool control?


Once Google develops AI for weed wackers, there will be an equal rights movement for Craftsman.

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If we start controlling tools, the first person we should lock up is you, Bob. genius.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
If chainsaws are outlawed only outlaws will have chainsaws.


more criminals should use chainsaws as their weapon. it's more scary than a gun
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Pressure washers with the concrete nozzle are quite powerful. It'd just be difficult to chase someone with a power washer. You'd have to lure them in with flapjacks or donuts first.

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Too bad there wasn't a good guy with a chainsaw...

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That story cuts to the chase.


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