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Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:27 am ]
Post subject:  The Unwritten Rules Of The CFMB

Tip o' the cap to dennis on this one ...

http://www.chicagofanatics.com/viewtopic.php?p=2745720#p2745720

denisdman wrote:
If you say stuff once around here, the message patrollers recall it. God forbid you say something more than once. And if you question people for questioning you, then you're passive aggressive or plain obsessive. The unwritten rules are vast.

A good start!

With that opening example, what in fact are the Unwritten Rules of the CFMB?

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:30 am ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
With that opening example, what in fact are the Unwritten Rules of the CFMB?


When in doubt (or are trying to derail something really stupid), post a Seinfeld quote or gif.
Dance Gavin Dance is fucking horrible.
The search function, even when fixed, doesn't work.

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:31 am ]
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Complain about B&B or B&G.

Someone must reply, "Great show"
Someone else must reply "Yup"

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:34 am ]
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denisdman is going to latch onto the bandwagon of the strangest shit known to man (see Bob, Caller)

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:36 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
denisdman is going to latch onto the bandwagon of the strangest shit known to man (see Bob, Caller)


Great poster.
Yup.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:40 am ]
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denisdman wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
denisdman is going to latch onto the bandwagon of the strangest shit known to man (see Bob, Caller)


Great poster.
Yup.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

schmuck

Author:  Darkside [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:43 am ]
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Disagreeing with brick gets your post dissected into 30 quotes with bizarre counterarguments to each out of context sentence.

Disagreeing with jorr might get a contract out on you thru an "associate".

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:49 am ]
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:lol:

Don't stop now, boys!

Author:  denisdman [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:51 am ]
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Tell an interesting story=

DID NOT HAPPEN

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 9:51 am ]
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White Sox fans post exclusively in the Cubs section, and vice versa.
Frank like pancakes and will whip his dong out for 52 American dollars.
Elmhurst Steve is racist and likes cock. All responses to him must involve a horse.

Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:10 am ]
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Write the harshest, must insulting post you can about a person and follow it with "but I like the guy" and all is fine.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:12 am ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Frank like pancakes and will whip his dong out for 52 American dollars.
Elmhurst Steve is racist and likes cock. All responses to him must involve a horse.
These are true though.

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:12 am ]
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Don't ever buy anybody a drink.

Author:  leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:17 am ]
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dolphin comes off as an anti-intellectual, whiny troll, but I like the guy.

Author:  Burrito [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:28 am ]
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A hole is a hole.

Author:  long time guy [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:45 am ]
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Hate anything that smells of being promoted by SJW advocates.

Author:  Caller Bob [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 10:53 am ]
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Never get into a argument with LTG. Yeah, he is always proven wrong, but he will never quit, ever. Amazing tenacity. I respect the hell out of that.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:31 am ]
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Don't ever buy anybody a drink.


:lol:

Author:  Godfella [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:53 am ]
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No matter the problem, issue or concern addressed by any member in any thread, the proper response is and always will be; "Move."

Author:  BigW72 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:23 pm ]
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A no-talent, obese, loudmouthed SJW who has no real place in Sports has a thread running 500 pages.

Author:  Beardown [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:41 pm ]
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Always find a way to insult Beardown in your post. (This applies to me as well.)

Author:  Juice's Lecture Notes [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:49 pm ]
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If you're going to dox someone, do it via PM.

Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:06 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Always find a way to insult Beardown in your post. (This applies to me as well.)


#TRUTH

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:32 pm ]
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In any discussion of food Lou's is the only acceptable answer.

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 2:03 pm ]
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With enough patience and a little creativity, you can literally make any poster disagree with himself over time.

Author:  long time guy [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:36 pm ]
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NBA is evil incarnate.

Author:  newper [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 3:41 pm ]
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Every recipe improves by adding a Hershey's kiss.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:07 pm ]
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Everyone is their actual avatar ... for example, Darkside is balck.

Always ask spmack to pm you who's behind the latest mult, then know that it's not anyone he mentioned.

The topic of maglites is a sticky one.

Author:  FavreFan [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 4:10 pm ]
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Threads about slumpbusters tend to go off the rails quickly

Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 6:43 pm ]
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FavreFan wrote:
Threads about slumpbusters tend to go off the rails quickly


Slumpbusters! Light em up Chicago!!!

I'll admit to two myself. The last one being a really dumb idea.

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