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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:54 am ] |
| Post subject: | Driving Home From Colorado |
First off, let's ban Boilmaker Rick from this thread. I will be travelling to Colorado next week and will be looking at bringing home some treats. I'm not going to be bringing home anything that would get me nabbed for some large scale distro charge, but I'm just curious if anyone else here has made the trip in recent years. From what I have been reading, I could encounter the following: 1. In places like Kansas or Nebraska you will be see road signs posted on the highway saying something like "Police Checkpoint Ahead". This is usually before an exit and the sign is placed there to scare people into exiting the highway into some po-dunk town that nobody normally exits to. It's at this exit where they nab people since it would be impossible to stop traffic completely on some place like I-80. 2. If you are pulled over, do not consent to any search. Police will claim they will call a K9 unit in, but it's illegal for them to detain you for an unreasonable amount of time (more than a few mins) to wait on a K9. 3. If you do get pulled over, and you do end up being searched don't be carrying any large amount of cash (Anything over $100). Police will confiscate it because it's "drug money". Civil forfeiture laws are great. 4. I heard from Hatchetman that if the cop offers to choke you, let them do it. Does anyone else here have any tips or stories to share? |
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| Author: | Kirkwood [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Move. |
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| Author: | Caller Bob [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 11:59 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
IMO, your best bet is to cross the state line on local roads then jump on an expressway 30 plus miles in. |
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| Author: | Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Bring back some Coors beer. |
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| Author: | Brick [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Douchebag wrote: First off, let's ban Boilmaker Rick from this thread. Yup.
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| Author: | conns7901 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Douchebag wrote: First off, let's ban Boilmaker Rick from this thread. I will be travelling to Colorado next week and will be looking at bringing home some treats. I'm not going to be bringing home anything that would get me nabbed for some large scale distro charge, but I'm just curious if anyone else here has made the trip in recent years. From what I have been reading, I could encounter the following: 1. In places like Kansas or Nebraska you will be see road signs posted on the highway saying something like "Police Checkpoint Ahead". This is usually before an exit and the sign is placed there to scare people into exiting the highway into some po-dunk town that nobody normally exits to. It's at this exit where they nab people since it would be impossible to stop traffic completely on some place like I-80. 2. If you are pulled over, do not consent to any search. Police will claim they will call a K9 unit in, but it's illegal for them to detain you for an unreasonable amount of time (more than a few mins) to wait on a K9. 3. If you do get pulled over, and you do end up being searched don't be carrying any large amount of cash (Anything over $100). Police will confiscate it because it's "drug money". Civil forfeiture laws are great. 4. I heard from Hatchetman that if the cop offers to choke you, let them do it. Does anyone else here have any tips or stories to share? Send your stuff back via UPS. |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:07 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Can I just say the following in regards to this thread? Fuck the motherfucking armed tax collectors (police) |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
conns7901 wrote: Douchebag wrote: First off, let's ban Boilmaker Rick from this thread. I will be travelling to Colorado next week and will be looking at bringing home some treats. I'm not going to be bringing home anything that would get me nabbed for some large scale distro charge, but I'm just curious if anyone else here has made the trip in recent years. From what I have been reading, I could encounter the following: 1. In places like Kansas or Nebraska you will be see road signs posted on the highway saying something like "Police Checkpoint Ahead". This is usually before an exit and the sign is placed there to scare people into exiting the highway into some po-dunk town that nobody normally exits to. It's at this exit where they nab people since it would be impossible to stop traffic completely on some place like I-80. 2. If you are pulled over, do not consent to any search. Police will claim they will call a K9 unit in, but it's illegal for them to detain you for an unreasonable amount of time (more than a few mins) to wait on a K9. 3. If you do get pulled over, and you do end up being searched don't be carrying any large amount of cash (Anything over $100). Police will confiscate it because it's "drug money". Civil forfeiture laws are great. 4. I heard from Hatchetman that if the cop offers to choke you, let them do it. Does anyone else here have any tips or stories to share? Send your stuff back via UPS. This is actually sound advice. If you don't believe you can easily ship that stuff UPS, then just look at how easily Silk Road users did it |
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| Author: | shakes [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Its weed, no one gives a shit anymore. you can drive down the highway holding an ounce out one the window and no one is gonna bat an eye. |
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| Author: | Hatchetman [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
If you see flashing lights behind you, drive away as fast as you can. Probably a robber. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:08 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Is it really that difficult to buy here? I'm a square and even I know where to get it if I want it |
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| Author: | Ogie Oglethorpe [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:10 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
shakes wrote: Its weed, no one gives a shit anymore. you can drive down the highway holding an ounce out one the window and no one is gonna bat an eye. police still give a shit because they can abuse civil forfeiture and take your car, any cash you have, etc. They don't even have to charge you with a crime. They are nothing but road pirates. Protect and serve my ass. |
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| Author: | Hockey Gay [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
You're overthinking it, Db. It's not like you're driving with kilos of coke in your trunk. You'll be fine. Grab me an eighth. |
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| Author: | Drunk Squirrel [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote: Bring back some Coors beer. That's always my dad's goto comment about his monthly trip with his friends to Colorado from Iowa city back in the early 60's when he sees me drinking some "fancy" beer. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:17 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Douchebag wrote: First off, let's ban Boilmaker Rick from this thread. Yup.Great thread today. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Hockey Gay wrote: You're overthinking it, Db. It's not like you're driving with kilos of coke in your trunk. You'll be fine. Grab me an eighth. Stock up for Lakemoor ... put 2lb bags inside each tire. |
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| Author: | thewatcher [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
I've done the drive 3 times in the past 3 years. No worries each time. Watch your speed and travel during the day. Also a car that is compliant. Doesn't hurt to travel with your family as cover as well. |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:28 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
thewatcher wrote: I've done the drive 3 times in the past 3 years. No worries each time. Watch your speed and travel during the day. Also a car that is compliant. Doesn't hurt to travel with your family as cover as well. I don't think his blow-up sheep will be considered 'family'. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:46 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Don't speed or smoke dope in the car, and you will be fine. |
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| Author: | IMU [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 12:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
I hope no one doxxes you. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
shakes wrote: Its weed, no one gives a shit anymore. you can drive down the highway holding an ounce out one the window and no one is gonna bat an eye. You've never been to Kansas, have you? |
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| Author: | Don Tiny [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:24 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
IMU wrote: I hope no one doxxes you. What about detoxing him? |
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| Author: | leashyourkids [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Make sure to catch a ballet while you're there. |
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| Author: | Frank Coztansa [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
If you are taking I-76 to I-80, do NOT speed along 76. I once got a ticket in Sterling for going 7mph over. I assume they are just looking for any reason to pull over a car with out of state plates. |
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| Author: | Jbi11s [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
I've heard Nebraska cops are particularly shitty. |
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| Author: | Franky T [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:30 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Get one of these to carry it in. Can't smell anything.
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| Author: | Douchebag [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Jbi11s wrote: I've heard Nebraska cops are particularly shitty. Yes, I've heard MANY say that. |
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| Author: | America [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
It's not worth the risk but whatever, you're gonna do what you're gonna do. Best way is I-25 to Cheyenne to I-80, longer distance-wise than 70 or 76 but that way you deal with Wyoming as opposed to Nebraska or Kansas. You will definitely get pulled over between the state line and Big Springs on I-76 with Illinois license plates and only one passenger. |
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| Author: | hnd [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
buy a few counties in. take county roads back into nebraska/ks. only if you are paranoid. we see guys driving on 80 all the time who look like they did what you just did. |
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| Author: | City of Fools [ Thu Jun 29, 2017 1:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Driving Home From Colorado |
Douchebag wrote: Jbi11s wrote: I've heard Nebraska cops are particularly shitty. Yes, I've heard MANY say that. I've been in Nebraska twice. Been pulled over twice. I would agree. |
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