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Author:  IkeSouth [ Sun Jul 02, 2017 10:52 pm ]
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Been a few years. Was bored. Got a date for tomorrow. She seems sheltered. At least she has tattoos. Really hoping she doesnt have a penis.

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Author:  Hockey Gay [ Sun Jul 02, 2017 11:27 pm ]
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Never date a woman with tattoos

Author:  Cashman [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:29 am ]
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Hockey Gay wrote:
Never date a woman with tattoos


or with a penis

Author:  Jbi11s [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:57 am ]
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Hockey Gay wrote:
Never date a woman with tattoos


Why?

Author:  SpiralStairs [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:19 am ]
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Jbi11s wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Never date a woman with tattoos


Why?


They remind him of his uncle that refused to molest him. Ask Gay to tell the story sometime.

Author:  Management [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:37 am ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Been a few years. Was bored. Got a date for tomorrow. She seems sheltered. At least she has tattoos. Really hoping she doesnt have a penis.

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Is the FBI aware of this development?

Sincerely,
Management

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:44 am ]
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No you didn't, and no you don't.

Author:  IMU [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 9:52 am ]
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Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 10:29 am ]
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My phone bill is $25 a month and my truck is paid off. But they never know either of those things.

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:03 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.


Cricket is awesome.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:07 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
IMU wrote:
Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.


Cricket is awesome.
501 is better.

Author:  IMU [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:09 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
IMU wrote:
Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.


Cricket is awesome.
501 is better.

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Author:  JORR [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:10 pm ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
IMU wrote:
Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.


Cricket is awesome.



I thought sini was the only cricket fan on the board.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 12:29 pm ]
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Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 1:21 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.


Best of luck. You hope it doesn't happen, but if it HAS to happen, fingers crossed the murder comes first!

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:22 pm ]
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Death it is! But first, Ugu!

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:59 pm ]
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Start by asking her how much the blowjob costs.

Author:  Hussra [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:30 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 6:33 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.


That's not a bad way to go out. There are much worse ways.

Author:  312player [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:19 pm ]
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I've never done the online thing, I don't think I ever could... This "bitch" probably got a dick or her man gonna stick a pistol to your head when you walk in.. The only women desperate enough for dick on the net gotta be fat as fuck or dirty as fuck.. Take a pass ike.

Author:  312player [ Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:21 pm ]
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
IMU wrote:
Cricket? I hope she has money to pay for the date.


Cricket is awesome.



I thought sini was the only cricket fan on the board.




Loyal custy for 11 years, own 4k in stock, only stock my broke Ass owns.

Author:  Hockey Gay [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 12:30 am ]
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Jbi11s wrote:
Hockey Gay wrote:
Never date a woman with tattoos


Why?

You tell me

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 1:01 am ]
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yeah she wasnt that kind of girl, she just wanted to talk. why even bother... theres no shame in dtf. 22 years old and i guess im 27 :oops: she isnt looking for a bf but we spent all night fucking and talking. i only took her home a few hours before work. oh and the best part is her mom is pissed. fucking seriously. that was fun though. happy 4th everyone.

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 9:03 am ]
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Author:  conns7901 [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 3:13 pm ]
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IkeSouth wrote:
Now she doesn't want to meet somewhere she just told me to come over. This is now weird.

If you don't hear from me I'm raped and murdered by a large black man.



IkeSouth wrote:
yeah she wasnt that kind of girl, she just wanted to talk. why even bother... theres no shame in dtf. 22 years old and i guess im 27 :oops: she isnt looking for a bf but we spent all night fucking and talking. i only took her home a few hours before work. oh and the best part is her mom is pissed. fucking seriously. that was fun though. happy 4th everyone.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:46 pm ]
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her mom was pissed i was over at their place so i brought her back to mine

Author:  Chet Coppock's Fur Coat [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:22 pm ]
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Maybe you should have offered to fuck the mom as well. I

Author:  Pipsqueak [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:38 pm ]
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I met my wife online.

Author:  Nas [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:50 pm ]
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Internet dating is about having sex. You don't actively look for a relationship.

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:04 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
Internet dating is about having sex. You don't actively look for a relationship.

I dunno man... several of our boards top contributors and many of my friends got married to their internet matches. I can think of 4 marriages just from this board in the last 3 years.

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